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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
When I was little, whenever I saw massively obese people I wondered if they had to get custom widemouth toilets or something.

I guess I just got my answer.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I bet his computer chair is loving disgusting

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I bet his entire place of residence is loving disgusting

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I always laugh at this door kind standing against the whole frame

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

I should pity this human, but I laughed way too much.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
EDP should just go all in on the craziness like noted great youtube star, The LA Beast

(Skip to 12:50 for the best part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

(Skip to 8:35 for the best part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxJKXA1LxM

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
LA Beast is pretty cool IMO. EDP is closer to shoenice

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

My brain can't even process this.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

LA Beast is pretty cool IMO. EDP is closer to shoenice

Good comparison. Shoenice is a trainwreck.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PApus33bRMI

Dang.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chromatic posted:

Good comparison. Shoenice is a trainwreck.

Never heard of this guy before, doesn't seem that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCP7l2lY7xw Doesn't handle his weed well though.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

effectual posted:

Never heard of this guy before, doesn't seem that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCP7l2lY7xw Doesn't handle his weed well though.

he spent so much time recording youtube videos of him eating glue and shaving cream his family left him and he ended up homeless.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

he spent so much time recording youtube videos of him eating glue and shaving cream his family left him and he ended up homeless.

Does he still make videos?


Also someone should tell EDP he can flush midway through wiping, then flush again later...

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
As far as I know yes but at one point he was doing them from his phone in alleys because he was homeless.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


ahahahaha I like how out of breath he is after taking like 50 steps

also not so fun fact: in Brazil we don't throw the tissues inside the toilet, we put it into a trash bin that's beside it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3jEw2GRFs

lol

also he's listening to the clean version

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Mar 5, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

effectual posted:

Does he still make videos?


Also someone should tell EDP he can flush midway through wiping, then flush again later...

That mother fucker should definitely consider a courtesy flush, followed by a precursor wipe flush, and then a final flush to get the remaining poo poo he carves off of the inside of his many rear end folds.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

EDP could solve the drought by sitting down outside and creating basins whenever it rains. Of course this depends on if he could get back up...

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

here lies ya boy eatdatpussy445. the eagles never scored

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

3 DONG HORSE posted:

EDP could solve the drought by sitting down outside and creating basins whenever it rains. Of course this depends on if he could get back up...

A modern Paul Bunyan

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

he spent so much time recording youtube videos of him eating glue and shaving cream his family left him and he ended up homeless.

Wait what? I need video proof of this because oh man is that depressing

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Chilichimp posted:

That mother fucker should definitely consider a courtesy flush, followed by a precursor wipe flush, and then a final flush to get the remaining poo poo he carves off of the inside of his many rear end folds.

If he's so big he can't piss and poo poo at the same time, can he even reach in to wipe properly? I thought that was rag on a stick territory.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

say no to bats posted:

If he's so big he can't piss and poo poo at the same time, can he even reach in to wipe properly? I thought that was rag on a stick territory.

He carries one of these around

https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Metapod posted:

He carries one of these around

https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM

An Eagles-branded one, of course.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Why doesn't he just pee before or after and save himself the whole cup issue

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Why doesn't he just pee before or after and save himself the whole cup issue

Serious question, have you ever tried to just pee when you also had to take a poo poo?

Clearly not, because you have no idea that what you're suggesting is impossible.

edit:

I means, it's not IMPOSSIBLE, but I would kill myself if that was every day of my life.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 7, 2016

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

re: EDP wiping - I don't have the time to find it right now but I've only watched like 5 of that "don't you hate that poo poo" series that he has which is one of the ones I linked before where he talks about peeing into plungers. But anyway in another one of them he talks about how pieces of poo poo get stuck within his crack and he can't get them out and it annoys him a lot. I think that was most of it but there might've been another funny element to it that I can't recall at this time

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo, none of this is funny anymore.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I love that forgetting to put a thread tag turned out so accurate a few pages later

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mystic Stylez posted:

I love that forgetting to put a thread tag turned out so accurate a few pages later

It was meant to be

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
How does someone seriously get even half as fat as that and not realize you need to make serious changes in your life. By body fat percentage hits even close to 25% and I am on a treadmill crying.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

"yogurt land feels my rath" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t31iB7MLksk

a video posted less than 24 hours ago about how EDP floods out public bathrooms that are unlucky enough for him to enter them

how big must a man's average shits be to clog toilets on such a consistent basis

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Menamino posted:

"yogurt land feels my rath" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t31iB7MLksk

a video posted less than 24 hours ago about how EDP floods out public bathrooms that are unlucky enough for him to enter them

how big must a man's average shits be to clog toilets on such a consistent basis

He's basically a walking poo poo factory, honestly.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Chilichimp posted:

I would kill myself if that was every day of my life.

New thread title please

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
It's disturbing he has genuine fans. Still want more info on the guy who had his family leave him because of his videos

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

AAA DOLFAN posted:

It's disturbing he has genuine fans. Still want more info on the guy who had his family leave him because of his videos

Wait what

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Wait what

the aforementioned Shoenice, not EDP

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

How does someone seriously get even half as fat as that and not realize you need to make serious changes in your life. By body fat percentage hits even close to 25% and I am on a treadmill crying.

Mental illness primarily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk&t=379s

This time loving killed me oh my god

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

AAA DOLFAN posted:

It's disturbing he has genuine fans. Still want more info on the guy who had his family leave him because of his videos

Here

quote:

Unlike many other so-called internet celebrities, who will do anything for quick fame, Shoenice’s story is quite sad, and there’s a reason for what he does. He had a tough childhood, dealing with a father who wasn’t around most of the time and an alcoholic mom. He is now divorced – his family threw him out a couple of years ago because they couldn’t really understand what his YouTube career was all about. Now, he travels around the U.S., living in motels and filming his videos...

... In a short documentary that was made about Shoenice’s unique profession, he reveals a few of his secrets – medical marijuana, and cranberry juice. These two have the power to “solve any problem,” he says.

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Mar 9, 2016

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Why doesn't he just pee before or after and save himself the whole cup issue

his diet is so hosed that every poo poo is an emegency

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This thread was a mistake.





I mean, cut MACLIN?

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