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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

EDP is a powerful porn addict and as a result has hosed opinions about women so I hope he gets some help with regards to that.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 18:45

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

He was very emotional over the retirement of his favorite forty year old porn star and made like a ten minute video about it. His mom walked by his room halfway through.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 21:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 14:52

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

That is intensely distressing to read

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 23:50

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I'm a Provolone man, really.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 01:04

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chromatic posted:

http://i.imgur.com/psdd3lx.gifv

Oh god I thought his teeth were falling out

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 19:41

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Gun to your head: EDP or Hooverfan

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 03:50

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

He got fired from Wal-Mart if I recall. Which is for sure the most EDP thing you can do.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 03:44

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I was furious when Smith got traded to us but gently caress dude I didn't cry about it.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 03:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/728074197889470465

https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/728733769155280896

Urrgh that reply on the second one is pure vileness

# ¿ May 7, 2016 03:01

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

EDP would be a fantastic sign holder for a business that's closing down. Just put him near a busy road for eight hours

# ¿ May 14, 2016 22:17

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I dunno, I think EDP still comes off better than Parm

I'm extremely healthy both physically and mentally actually but I'm glad I'm someone whose well-being you are interested in.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 00:03

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I like sodas. They are good but obviously not for every meal.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 02:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I hope he loses 400 pounds and comes back with a great new personality and outlook on life.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 16:55

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