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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Let's discuss his Youtube channel, Instagram posts and general ownage that this blessed man produces

The following whole video is art including him smashing poo poo with his cap, somebody yelling from inside the house asking what the hell is happening and he losing his poo poo with dogs barking outside

His description of Nnamdi Asomugha though is one of the best things I've ever heard, @ 4:56:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nD0m-cE9pY&t=296s

Which ones are your favorite videos?

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Feb 28, 2016

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

mods I'm dumb so please change the thread tag to rant or art

tia

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

Porn...? I FUCKS WITH THAT ANIME

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Menamino posted:

my favorite EDP moment was from a video a few months ago where he was jumping around and had to pause for a second.

"hang on, my titty got stuck to my stomach."


Pretty much peak EDP for me right there.

loving lmao

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

MBDTF > College Dropout > Yeezus > Late Registration > Life of Pablo > 808s > Graduation

(808s is very good and way better than Graduation)

If you disagree you are the Tom Brady of music listening, thanks and God bless

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ahahahahahaha

How is it even possible to be a man this huge and not be able to take a single shot

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPx9KGu2PQ

this is his best porn-related video, the first 10 seconds are classic

REAL LIFE PEOPLE PORN

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 29, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Chilichimp posted:

Could you even really be mad at the guy for it? I mean, if you're still his friend, it's probably for pity by this point.

What, do you mean being friends with EDP isn't great?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ribsauce posted:

I knew his Sam Bradford video would be good but crazy swerve at 25 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWW17_QLJ2U
Just like bend over, open your pussy and let me clean that motherfucker out like I'm licking a plate full of godamn ketchup nigga with fish sticks on that motherfucker...drat poo poo...anyway its your boy eatdatpussy445


ahahahahahahaha oh my God I can't loving believe he said that with a girl in the car

this video has broke EDP for me, not that it wasn't clear before but dude is lights out loving insane, putting his tongue out and poo poo :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7bd6U8vxLX1CA3gsIhquQ

lol

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 3, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

holy loving poo poo

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AKMoose posted:

"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"

:laffo:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I always laugh at this door kind standing against the whole frame

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


ahahahaha I like how out of breath he is after taking like 50 steps

also not so fun fact: in Brazil we don't throw the tissues inside the toilet, we put it into a trash bin that's beside it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3jEw2GRFs

lol

also he's listening to the clean version

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Mar 5, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I love that forgetting to put a thread tag turned out so accurate a few pages later

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Wait what

the aforementioned Shoenice, not EDP

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

#pornlife101

presented by: eatdatpussy445

first words spoken:

"I'VE BEEN IN THE PORN GAME FOR TEN loving YEARS"

I love life sometimes

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVIMubi1ElM

EDP dropping some history science on fuckers

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Joke's on y'all I'm actually a memphis rap album IRL

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

mods change thread name to edp is the grossest person on earth tia

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm already a loving mess please don't me insult on the internet!!!

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


lmao

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I'm quite busy lately but just wanted to say I feel remorse about making this thread

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

how can you not click on anything named ogeatdatpussy

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Chromatic posted:

The biggest question I have is how has he not been buried in an avalanche in health problems by now. He's living quite possibly the most unhealthy lifestyle I've ever seen. I've seen methheads who take better care of themselves.

Have you never heard of ulillillia? I'm guessing those people are actually immortal

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Say what you want but the unceasing revelation of details about EDP will never stop being funny to me

:same:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/716039165243035648

I try to imagine why the hell he became so infatuated with bras, but then, thankfully, my brain shuts down due to some self preservation instinct

https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/716007023528136704

:boom:

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wrestling with my own curiosity about whether to click that link

Imagine if somehow a man could get pregnant and expel a fetus

Thinking about it, that may have been EDP's case

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Apr 7, 2016

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