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EDP was fun for a while but all his poo poo is basically the same video of him overreacting. Plus anything not to do with football shows how sad the dude's life is
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Grittybeard posted:In theory this is part of the magic. But yeah... Nah, that was it. I saw him tweet the picture about a year later though.
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Feb 28, 2016 19:08
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Ross Angeles posted:I can handle a shot of tequila. I can't handle three quarters of a bottle of torched cherry vodka on an empty stomach Also at least you are thin and light, you'd think a man the size of a blimp would be able to handle some liquor simply due to dilution alone
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Feb 29, 2016 23:04
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Parmesan Basil posted:The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too. He's probably great at handing tits since he has some of the biggest on the internet
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Mar 4, 2016 18:06
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Menamino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk  we are watching a human hindenberg
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Mar 4, 2016 22:52
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Chilichimp posted:EDP, if you're reading this... Honestly with the info we keep getting I wouldn't be surprised if he can't read because his fat eyelids prevent his eyes from focusing
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Mar 4, 2016 23:40
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I bet his entire place of residence is loving disgusting
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Mar 5, 2016 00:16
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AAA DOLFAN posted:It's disturbing he has genuine fans. Still want more info on the guy who had his family leave him because of his videos Wait what
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Mar 8, 2016 03:16
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I smell terrible
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Mar 15, 2016 00:29
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EDP's bucket list is in reality just a list of buckets he's had to piss in because he's too fat to fit on a toilet
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Mar 30, 2016 20:26
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Hooverfan was just before my time here was he really that bad
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Mar 31, 2016 04:49
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Pop Dog was fun, but he'd get so mad when Kawalimus said anything and the resulting arguments would be wonderful because Kawalimus is like the most polite poster in the world and you could watch Pop Dog lose his mind because it was impossible to get Kawalimus riled up. Unless it's about the Redskins, then Kawalimus gets slightly, slightly emotional.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:36
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I think my favorite Kawalimus moment besides the Joe Flacco thread was when he admitted he frequently left games early to beat traffic, even at halftime, and TFF went nuts Everyone hated Kawalimus until he called into that radio show and dropped football funhouse references and we found out his adorable love of birding NC-17 posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3275798&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post381301315 That's probably the angriest I've ever seen kawalimus be, and he's still polite.
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https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/716295689794297860 https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/714553995751100416 https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/713574336943132672 https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/712404709785489410 https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/712070410385272832 I just don't understand how this man has never lost his virginity Hahaha he can't even drive lmfao https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/711752193989214209 Does anyone know how old he is?
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Apr 3, 2016 00:50
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I like how this thread was started to celebrate EDP's hilarity and it quickly turned into us standing around his cage at the freak show talking about how disgusting it isNC-17 posted:Why would they say climbing everest is bad? Basically that thread exists to laugh at people who go to climb Everest because they die a lot
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Apr 7, 2016 17:26
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:As if he's getting a tombstone. He's getting dumped in a piano box in front of Lincoln Financial Field. He'd travel across country on a truck with the "oversize load" labels on it
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Apr 8, 2016 23:49
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"Working Out" a way to get to the fridge without collapsing from exhaustion
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May 6, 2016 17:59
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:He spent the rest of that night drunkenly tweeting a fake cam girl asking to see her titties and begging to gently caress her. I think it was that "drunk" you see in people who have never actually been drunk before, when they start acting like they think being drunk is for attention. I was a scrawny waif lightweight who rarely drank my first couple years of college and I still had to drink like 4 Mikes to feel something. One mike on EDP would fill his big toe. Dude wasn't drunk, and if he was, gently caress he must have drank two six packs.
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May 8, 2016 02:03
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Benne posted:He doesn't already have a fleshlight? That's the first genuine surprise in this thread. agreed, I figured he'd have every model and a video reviewing each
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Jun 6, 2016 01:19
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Mel Mudkiper posted:in which insecure goons seek to compare their lifestyle choices to EDPs All of us it's rare we can find a human being who makes every single person here feel better about themselves
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Jun 7, 2016 17:20
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Benne posted:How is he already going bald when he's barely old enough to rent a car You know how when the water level is low you see a lot of plants, but some of the shorter ones vanish when the water level rises? His hair is the plants His fat is the water
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Jun 10, 2016 19:44
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NC-17 posted:Hopefully his persona is just an act for youtube, because if that's how he is in reality he's gonna be a lonely dude living with his mom forever. I used to think it was all an act but after this thread started posting his non-eagles related videos where more of his actual life seeps in, the more I think he's legitimately as depressing as we all think he is
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Jun 10, 2016 23:25
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I want to see the look on her face once she realizes who she's taken a liking too just the moment she reads his moniker and sees his twitter handle
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Dec 14, 2016 03:37
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Poco posted:i clicked on his twitter feed only to find this (i mean good on him for getting a car, but pt cruiser) of course of course it's a PT Cruiser he's never going to achieve the dream that is his moniker
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Every time I see a new post in this thread I involuntarily take a sharp inhale and brace myself
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