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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just saw he uploaded a video that says Yeezus is a terrible album so never mind gently caress this guy

I'm physically incapable of liking a Broncos fan, but you're alright, Mel.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chilichimp posted:

EDP, if you're reading this...

Please work out.

If anyone on the entire west coast is quiet enough, they'll be able to to hear his heart pop like a balloon.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Metapod posted:

He carries one of these around

https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM

An Eagles-branded one, of course.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Like, if he was from Philly, he'd at least just be a big ol' homer.

Instead he's a homer from a team 3000 miles away.

(eatdatpot445, my name is Hijo Del Kettle)

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm Hijo Del Gallacher, not Hijo Del Helmsley.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


How does one even find a Spurs cap in Eagles colours?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

:stare:

Arrest this dude.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Is this the wrestling fan support group? Because I've discovered first-hand than 90% of wrestling fans online are complete goobers too.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

He's changed his twitter handle.

I'm not sure if it's better or worse.

Wait, yeah, I am. Much worse.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wrestling with my own curiosity about whether to click that link

Mel. Don't.

God is dead and I have saw the rotting corpse.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

effectual posted:

Literally climbing over corpses to ascend. A perfect metaphor of capitalism.

It goes even deeper than that. PAYING to literally climb over corpses to ascend.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This dude's funeral/tombstone is gonna be dope as hell

"RIP EatDatPussy445- Nigga, He was DEEP in the porn game."

As if he's getting a tombstone. He's getting dumped in a piano box in front of Lincoln Financial Field.

On his request.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Rectal Placenta posted:

"God, what did I do to deserve this?"

I'm pretty sure every bad thing that happens to the Eagles is God punishing EDP.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chromatic posted:

i assumed places make jerseys like that automatically when you order a size that looks like your credit card number x'd out on a receipt

Seriously, don't they sell up to like, 4XL from the official shop? Plus those naturally run big. I usually wear an XL, got an XL jersey and it hangs like a tarp on me.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The Kraken posted:

If you ask me, EDP needs to go the fathlete route of one Battleship Lorenzen.

Don't you dare compare EDP to Our Hefty Lord, The Pillsbury Throwboy.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

kiimo posted:

That song is like the muzak version of Last Resort by Papa Roach which is the muzak version of Epic by Faith No More.

What I'm saying here is eatdatpussy you should just listen to Faith No More.

Not he shouldn't. I like FNM and I don't want to associate them with him.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Probably for the best he didn't end up a Raiders fan. Lest he end up looking like a literal black hole.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Codependent Poster posted:

How long did it take him to get to the top?

Some say he's still climbing.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

computer parts posted:

The Pareto Principle is bananas.

Although in his case I think you have to actively try to get fat to get that fat. Or maybe just poo poo genetics, I dunno.

Genetics does play it's part (I have no idea how I'm not like, 5 stone heavier than I am now) but one does not get to that size, and maintain it, through genetics alone.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If we're doing sodachat, Irn-Bru is the greatest and I will fight for this.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

NC-17 posted:

Even his head is too fat for sunglasses.

Getting some full-on Peanut Head.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Benne posted:

How is he already going bald when he's barely old enough to rent a car

Male pattern baldness is a bitch. I know guys who were going bald in high school.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

We're through the looking glass, people.

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