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my favorite EDP moment was from a video a few months ago where he was jumping around and had to pause for a second. "hang on, my titty got stuck to my stomach." Pretty much peak EDP for me right there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.
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re: EDP wiping - I don't have the time to find it right now but I've only watched like 5 of that "don't you hate that poo poo" series that he has which is one of the ones I linked before where he talks about peeing into plungers. But anyway in another one of them he talks about how pieces of poo poo get stuck within his crack and he can't get them out and it annoys him a lot. I think that was most of it but there might've been another funny element to it that I can't recall at this time
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"yogurt land feels my rath" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t31iB7MLksk a video posted less than 24 hours ago about how EDP floods out public bathrooms that are unlucky enough for him to enter them how big must a man's average shits be to clog toilets on such a consistent basis
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Mar 7, 2016 20:27
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he made a video as he finished off that liquor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUB1UFZSCG8 check out his reaction to downing less than an ounce of smirnoff The following 10 minute rant of calling sam bradford a pug-eyed bitch was worth the price of admission
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May 8, 2016 04:09
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have you guys all had your "edp's fat situation goes from funny to sad" moment yet, because I hadn't coming into today I found that video where he talked about needing to pee into a plunger while pooping because he couldn't fit everything into the toilet at once, it was still funny then I reluctantly laughed when he posted videos about his monster shits flooding out every public restroom unfortunate enough to come into contact with him while still acknowledging the horrible situation some minimum wage worker was being forced into dealing with when the camera stopped rolling but then I saw this video, and now my edp funny bone is broken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRfriRsULMs The dude goes sumo wrestling and can't fit in the loving sumo wrestling outfit and then gets mercy KO'd by a girl one third his size I can't even, I just can't
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May 21, 2016 03:33
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so many new posts that I thought edp finally went to flood the big toilet up in the sky. Instead it was just food chat leaking into my last safe place in TFF. Cucumbers are OK.
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i'm glad this thread has been revived and that it got me to click EDP's twitter petition to have this tweet auto-posted every time a Patriot fan posts on this site https://twitter.com/EatDatPastrami/status/809495512835506177
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