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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

Bonus points when gives out his address and apt # while showing off a bra he stole from the laundromat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6PewiwFJ3w

shiksa posted:

Have you guys ever seen the cooking with edp segments? I'd post one if I wasn't at work, but it is seriously some of the saddest looking food you have ever seen.

Dude makes a ton of it. More like EatDatFood445.

I'm sort of surprised how no health problems have started to creep up on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I imagine when you jerk off several times a day for years you eventually pick up on some names.

I can probably name 30 if I think about it for a few minutes. Don't judge me, you'll only be judging yourselves.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I really hope he doesn't develop a taste for alcohol. He would become a raging alcoholic. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

At least his videos would become a lot more interesting and probably end up being used in court.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
EDP should just go all in on the craziness like noted great youtube star, The LA Beast

(Skip to 12:50 for the best part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

(Skip to 8:35 for the best part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxJKXA1LxM

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

LA Beast is pretty cool IMO. EDP is closer to shoenice

Good comparison. Shoenice is a trainwreck.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
As far as I know yes but at one point he was doing them from his phone in alleys because he was homeless.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://twitter.com/OGEatDatPussy/status/709815380848435200

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Rectal Placenta posted:

How much you wanna bet he has piss jugs under his bed.

I didn't want want to think about that but it actually seems plausible now.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRy_sxy5Zu8

:facepalm:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He's now posting reaction vids of him watching scat porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54u8V6IORNY

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
http://i.imgur.com/psdd3lx.gifv

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/715645327596859393

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://twitter.com/ogeatdatpussy

please nobody click this

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The biggest question I have is how has he not been buried in an avalanche in health problems by now. He's living quite possibly the most unhealthy lifestyle I've ever seen. I've seen methheads who take better care of themselves.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Parmesan Basil posted:

He got fired from Wal-Mart if I recall. Which is for sure the most EDP thing you can do.

He said on twitter a couple of days ago that he's banned from working there for life now. Probably had something to do with giving out his store and manager's number out on twitter.

Degenerate.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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I wonder if the 445 is actually his weight

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
:siren: EXTREMELY NSFW/NSFL :siren:

https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/717941598546296832

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
hahaha edp is pissed about a video taking the piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBFy8Frye0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8uPSCvdbLA

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

incompetent posted:

I hope edp tries to change his own lifestyle for the better because he thinks it would help the eagles stop being garbage.

In one of his recent videos he mentions he finally got his drivers licence so it's a start?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Big Bob Pataki posted:

He has to take his jerseys to a tailor to get widened so they fit

No that's not a joke

i assumed places make jerseys like that automatically when you order a size that looks like your credit card number x'd out on a receipt

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

He spent the rest of that night drunkenly tweeting a fake cam girl asking to see her titties and begging to gently caress her.

He got shitfaced off Mikes Hard Lemonade

That's still not the lowest depths I've seen a internet personality fall to. A couple of days ago someone captured some popular poker streamer wanking it to rape porn while his stream was still on.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Lol how did they find out what DSP was watching?

That wasn't it but that was also p funny

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/4gslme/poker_streamer_masturbating_to_dodgy_porn/

^ It only shows what he's watching but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T CLICK THIS

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He said that the application asked if he had any film or entertainment experience and said that the youtube stuff counts. For hilarity's sake, I'm going to assume that he put his channel down and they checked it out along with his twitter account

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Imagine it's that couple of seconds between trailers and the theater is dead silent except for the sound of him eating a burrito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuPLapwY44Q

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I think he's around 25 so he would have been 10 or 11 when that happened.

He's right though, what a hosed up and awful day that was.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Fenrir posted:

Good lord, he's that young? How the hell do you even accumulate that much lard in only 25 years?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ovMSGKZnqqSf_MzDHtXFg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
HE SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING AT ALL MIKE PATTON THATS FOR GOOD PEOPLE

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzVRmhil2pc

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
oh, i accidentally set it to private and didn't realize. my bad

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrnVMgjejYc

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
As much as I made fun of him I applaud his efforts to better himself. If he fails he'll make terribly hilarious videos explaining himself and if he succeeds then that's good as well.

win/win

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like, I had a 300 lb friend in college and I invited him to be my workout buddy and he refused to do Cardio and it was infuriating.

Since cardio is more important than weight training when it comes to getting healthier and losing weight I'm going to assume that your friend is probably still in the 300lb range.

Just getting into the habit of doing cardio is huge for a lifestyle change. 20-30 minutes a day 3-5 times a week will improve any sedentary person's health immensely, both short and long term. That's just stuff he can do starting out.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 2, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

computer parts posted:

The Pareto Principle is bananas.

Although in his case I think you have to actively try to get fat to get that fat. Or maybe just poo poo genetics, I dunno.

Just the title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIdnL0p9zy4

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry is the best soda to drink on occasion.

The only time I drink regular soda is when I'm eating out these days. Too much sugar in those bitches.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Eifert Posting posted:

Nah, I just drink a liter a day of a tea linked to mouth and throat cancer.

... is it really? Because I go through periods where I slay a pitcher of cold brew every 1-2 days.

Also, I totally do the energy drink thing 1-2 times a week.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
cucumbers own. i eat that poo poo all the time with rice and/or chicken and goes great with a little onion or garlic powder sprinkled over it.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He should prob shave his head

At least he's working out though. good for him

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Heteroy posted:

I'm surprised some media savvy lifecoach or personal trainer hasn't tried helping someone with a big online presence for the free exposure.

If you were a media savvy lifecoach would you take the chance working with someone that at any given moment could ragequit and make a 30 minute video calling you a human being?

Ya smell me?

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
asking the important questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvfnRRa6_c

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