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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

EDP is a powerful porn addict and as a result has hosed opinions about women so I hope he gets some help with regards to that.

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Also he's a little bitch who can't handle a shot of tequila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZDUWMnELY

Or rum.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"I'm gonna pour a little more, I'm a G, I'm a real pimp."

*delicately sips glass of cherry flavored rum*

:barf:

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Yet he is still more composed and less nauseous during this entire video than he is in any where he tries to drink alcohol.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Kawalimus posted:

lol. I love how he somehow thinks that whatever he did in weight training in high school 7 years ago somehow helped him climb in that window

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz7-iYUTPTk

He had to climb in the window again. This time he got it on video.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDbCcWeDPKA

His bucket list--rarely will you see someone swing between self-awareness and self-delusion so effortlessly.

Within the first minute, he lists his number one goal--losing his virginity.

Ten seconds later, he admits he'd settle for a blowjob.

His number two goal is sucking on his favorite porn star's breasts. (At least he admits "this poo poo might not loving happen.")

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm quite busy lately but just wanted to say I feel remorse about making this thread

how the gently caress you think I feel about my avatar

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
LOL at people posting in this very thread who can't find insightful pro wrestling discourse online.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a1GJltJwQw

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TyroneGoldstein posted:

Wait, he's not from Philly or even PA? Get out?? Seriously?

I get endless amusement out of people discovering this.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I saw five comments in this thread and immediately went "oh no he loving died"

I saw five comments in this thread and immediately went "he loving died."

Then I read the thread and I went "oh no."

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
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Febreeze posted:

of course

of course it's a PT Cruiser

he's never going to achieve the dream that is his moniker

EDPT445

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