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Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Ever get this feeling that you're just "hardwired" to do something? Or maybe some people are giving you static? Not alone. You probably are experience exposure especially from electromagnetic radiation, low intensities that build up from all the sources. I read in an article today that a man specifically told Joe Biden about this problem, that it killed his son, merely to have him laugh at the remark. I've started reading into it and it's not good. Studies are showing it's down to a molecular level now, you can't see it but that's really whats going on behind the scenes. Maybe we could build a cage I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKbOpY9kHXc
https://vimeo.com/123468632
http://www.saferemr.com/
http://www.bioinitiative.org/

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lots of things can kill you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
And we're all better for it. My cell phone can't kill me soon enough.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i thought it was guns that were killing us

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
ring ring ring 2006 called, it wants its tech freakout back.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I lack the constitution for suicide, so I hope so OP. Otherwise there's always jealous husband or heart disease.

Whatever lets me opt out of the absurdity of this ridiculous existence.

Ecstatic Elastic
Oct 30, 2008

She's just spun
black lives matter

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a vegan

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Boko Haram posted:

Studies are showing it's down to a molecular level now, you can't see it but that's really whats going on behind the scenes.

oh wow molecules man... thats hosed up

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
yep and social media makes u and ur offspring retarded with mush for brains

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
When I was a little kid I saw a 2020 at my grandmas house about cellphones giving you tumors but this was when you had the old style phones that didn't work anywhere.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Mariana Horchata posted:

yep and social media makes u and ur offspring retarded with mush for brains



don't doxx me pls

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Mariana Horchata posted:

yep and social media makes u and ur offspring retarded with mush for brains



that's a real ugly kid : /

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

yep and social media makes u and ur offspring retarded with mush for brains



tfw u forget to delete ur bong photos from facebook after add ur boss lmao

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I just watched Kingsmen. It was a good movie about how phones are bad.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
My cel phone made me impotent.


I swear it looked like it would fit.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Whatever destroys us faster

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
No one had any idea that radiation was dangerous until Marie Curie died from prolonged radiation poisoning.
Her notebooks from the 1890s are kept in lead-lined boxes and are considered too dangerous to handle directly.

So I guess people's brains squirting out their ears from cellphone use doesn't seem too improbable.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



personally I'm more afraid of refrigerators, they're the ones you have to watch out for

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Your body radiates more energy than a phone, and at a more destructive frequency, hth.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Families are actually killing each other by living together.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



ITT real flippant attitudes about death but when that poo poo comes for us if not by surprise then we all will be begging to stay alive like dumb hosed animals screaming into nonexistence.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

The Rage posted:

ITT real flippant attitudes about death but when that poo poo comes for us if not by surprise then we all will be begging to stay alive like dumb hosed animals screaming into nonexistence.

duty is heavy as iron chains, but death is as light as a feather.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
inshallah sometime in the next decade I will meet my death face to face and if I am not a bitchmade human being I will greet it with stoic acceptance and resolute determination. الله أكبر.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The circle will be complete, Jörmungandr will release his tail and we will perish. Namaste.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
cell phones obviously arent killing us fast enough, because you were alive to post this thread. what im saying is that the op should kill himself

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Radio waves don't have any inertia. You're good.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Earth has a 100% mortality rate hth

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm not worried about my phone, I checked and it's Y2K compliant.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Help me!
I am living to death!

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Kuato posted:

And we're all better for it. My cell phone can't kill me soon enough.

same

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008



Feedback Agency
Apr 23, 2014

gas this gay thread

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
lol who fuckin talks on the phone when u got emojis fam

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Ionizing Radiation is different than Microwaves OP .

I thought we have a lot of STEM people here ?!

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
when i was in prison i honestly missed my phone and the internet more than my family lol

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.
One day I hope cellphone radiation mutates me into a hero or a monster, either or is fine w/ me.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I can't wait for us all to die

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Captain Yossarian posted:

I can't wait for us all to die

Through these posts and the magic of the Cloud we will keep on living, in a way. A sad shadow of our cooler, living selves

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the great deceiver posted:

when i was in prison i honestly missed my phone and the internet more than my family lol

haha

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