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*recognizes that the legendary "self suck" technique is far too powerful to ever get out to the public and that my research must be destroyed before it is too late*
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*is unable to stop performing the legendary "self suck" technique despite the imminent danger to society*
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Mar 2, 2016 19:18
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*listens to the sounds of society collapsing around me, while unable to stop performing the legendary "self suck" technique I shed a single tear*
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Mar 2, 2016 19:23
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Please do not take Patty Smyth's advice for a heartache cure. The muscle walls of the heart are very delicate and shooting at them would probably be fatal, even if the procedure were performed by a skilled warrior.
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Mar 2, 2016 19:27
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you're really into this self sucking poo poo
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Mar 2, 2016 19:27
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The motto "Redbull gives you wings" is actually a misnomer - Redbull is a sugary carbonated beverage that may give you an insulin spike, but as the space jumper Felix Baumgartner knows all too well, the notion that drinking a Redbull will cause you to grow extra appendages is a notion 'for the birds.'
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Mar 2, 2016 19:56
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* is still practicing the legendary "self suck" technique*
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Mar 2, 2016 19:59
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Many good Christian boys and girls believe that Santa comes down their chimney each Christmas, but what they don't realize is that for this to happen, Santa Clause would have to rapidly accelerate to nearly the speed of light, which would instantly vaporize every organic cell in his body. Looks like Little Timmy is getting coal in his stocking again!
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Mar 2, 2016 20:06
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In the Book of Matthew, Jesus is reported to have fed a crowd of 5,000 followers with just five loaves of bread and two fish. However, fossil records indicate that the largest fish in the Persian region at that time was likely to be Striped Bass. Even if these fish were fully grown and the loaves were quite hardy, it's likely that each worshipper got nothing more than a dinner of crumbs and a portion of fish no larger than a grain of sand. That sure sounds fishy to me!
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Mar 2, 2016 20:12
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935 posted:In the Book of Matthew, Jesus is reported to have fed a crowd of 5,000 followers with just five loaves of bread and two fish. However, fossil records indicate that the largest fish in the Persian region at that time was likely to be Striped Bass. Even if these fish were fully grown and the loaves were quite hardy, it's likely that each worshipper got nothing more than a dinner of crumbs and a portion of fish no larger than a grain of sand. That sure sounds fishy to me! You're v. good at this.
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Mar 2, 2016 20:26
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The female orgasm isn't real. I have been searching for it for eons and found nothing
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Mar 3, 2016 03:42
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This thread is funny but I never thought anyone actually disliked the guy yet here we are
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Mar 3, 2016 03:46
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:This thread is funny but I never thought anyone actually disliked the guy yet here we are I don't dislike him he is a lovable goofball.
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Mar 3, 2016 04:08
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Some dudes in here blatantly do and it just goes to prove a goon can hate anything
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Mar 3, 2016 04:12
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In the movie back to the future they speculate time travel will occur when they reach 88 mph. In reality 88mph is nowhere near close enough to achieve this.
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Mar 3, 2016 04:19
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*tongues Bill Nye's uvula furiously*
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Mar 3, 2016 04:35
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Lastgirl posted:*tongues Bill Nye's uvula furiously* keep going.
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Mar 3, 2016 04:36
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Some dudes in here blatantly do and it just goes to prove a goon can hate anything Ya how could these guys hate this smug rear end in a top hat. Weird huh?
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Mar 3, 2016 05:00
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Microwaves Mom posted:keep going. *gives Billy Nye tiddie twisters* For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
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Mar 3, 2016 05:08
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Durrr I used to be a robot talking head now I'm a real person. Bleep bloop blip zip zerp I mean fart.
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In the popular series X-men a mutant named Scott Summer is portrayed as a superhero who continuously produces high powered lasers from his ocular nerves. In reality if someone were to suffer from this mutation they would not be able to meet their daily calorific needs and they would quickly become emancipated and die before they could acquire the needed skills at physical combat required to qualify as a 'superhero'
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