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In the 1984 movie He Man and the Masters of the Universe, the odds of the Cosmic Key opening a portal to Earth out of "all the planets in the universe" would be roughly 900 Dodecatillion to one. He Man and his friends would have actually been dumped out into empty space. In the Movie Fern Gully, the villain Hexxus has been locked away for "one thousand years," the industrial revolution and its accompanying spike in pollution didn't take place until 1760 at the earliest. It's highly unlikely a being that survives on industrial by products could have survived prior to that. In Star Wars, Luke wouldn't have much luck dodging the Storm Troopers' lasers because in real life lasers are invisible when traveling through the air. Somebody should tell Disney's Pocahontas that Mountains possess neither the lungs not vocal chords necessary to sing, and that air is made up of several colorless gases invisible to the human eye.
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Applewhite posted:In the 1984 movie He Man and the Masters of the Universe, the odds of the Cosmic Key opening a portal to Earth out of "all the planets in the universe" would be roughly 900 Dodecatillion to one. He Man and his friends would have actually been dumped out into empty space. gas this giant
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nah jk thats just a science joke good thread idea
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Feb 29, 2016 20:33
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 look at me. im a cool as gently caress astrophysicist
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:gas this giant If my post were actually a gas giant, the earth would be crushed by tremendous gravitational forces.
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You can still enjoy the fantasy even if you know the truth OP.
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Other scientist: "In response to your reaction regarding gravitational waves, I believe th-" *NDT head butts the scientist and grabs the mic from him* "It doesn't matter WHAT you believe nerd, because SCIENCE is always the TRUTH"
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Decebal posted:You can still enjoy the fantasy even if you know the truth OP. Tell that to Mister Science Man Tyson though
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Feb 29, 2016 20:36
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im black
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people dont think space be like it is, but it do.
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NDT: "Open the pod bay door, HAL." NDT [spooky robot voice]: "I can't let you do that, Neil."
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I definitely wasn't well liked by my peers or much cared for by my parents
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Also I need attention right now here's some math problems I can do in my head for Bill Maher
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In Star Trek, The Enterprise travels from the Federation to Planet Klingon in the space of about 3 minutes. In real life, the journey would take 3000 years because faster than light travel is impossible.
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Feb 29, 2016 20:39
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my podcast sucks
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/awesome-when-little-girl-told-neil-degrasse-tyson--3565
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I loving love science. I really do!
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Feb 29, 2016 20:41
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Out of all the planets in the universe, your mom is real god drat fat, I mean this broad is so fat I once saw her in my telescope and she was like 4 inches big but approximately 80458398 light years away im mean this bitch is huge god drat what a fat mom
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Pretty much just This entire moment
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Feb 29, 2016 20:44
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Ok guys just FYI as soon as I leave this thread I'm not Neil DeGrasse Tyson anymore.
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Feb 29, 2016 20:45
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I managed to make enormous celebrity out of being a pretty run-of-the-mill astrophysicist, just by having a non-negative level of charisma.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34m1i0
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It most just suck all your humor having people question hard science facts. Dude needs to drink more.
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Doctor Soup posted:Ok guys just FYI as soon as I leave this thread I'm not Neil DeGrasse Tyson anymore. That's what you'd think but sorry, it's permanent
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I have made a grave mistake.
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neil knows what's up
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i use three names in honor of my heroes john wilkes booth and john wayne gacy
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There shouldn't be any new episodes of Family Guy since the entire family was killed in a nuclear explosion in season 1.
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*hasn't published anything of note, is believed to be one of the smartest guys alive*
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The only way to kill Kenny so many times would be to clone him at birth about 100 times
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In the M. Night Shyamalan movie Signs, the aliens would have died instantly upon contact with ambient water vapor in the earths atmosphere. In fact, it is highly unlikely such a species could have evolved considering their physiology quite similar to terrestrial organisms which require water to execute vital processes. Furthermore,
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came here to post key and peele's ndt sketches, they are not on youtube, baffled; thankfully that other guy posted it from dailymotion, but what the gently caress, not on youtube
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Actually,
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I hate that English dude in the wheelchair.
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nomadologique posted:came here to post key and peele's ndt sketches, they are not on youtube, baffled Beat you to it, they were on dailymotion
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Have I ever told you about the time I met Carl Sagan?
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loquacius posted:Beat you to it, they were on dailymotion i know i saw a dailymotion link but i was like "not going to click that..."
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