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Welcome to the March Auspol thread! Here we'll spend a day or two discussing Australia's horribly regressive government and its policies, the regressive opposition and its policies, and how we're all hosed before arguing with trolls for pages and pages! THE MAJOR PLAYERS LNP Now run by the very agile Malcolm Turnbull, the Libs are seeing their popularity slowly erode as the truth that they're still being run by reactionary right-wing morons sinks in. Hot LNP topics:
The Nationals In a coalition with the LNP, the Nationals just had a shake up at the top with Barnaby Joyce (top right) becoming Leader and hence Deputy Prime Minister of Australia. Fiona Nash was named Deputy Leader of the Nats. What the Nats stand for:
ALP Bill Shorten has actually shown some personality recently, quite rightly calling Cory Bernardi a homophobe. Also the ALP have decided that actually having policies different to the Government is something the opposition should do, whoda thunk it? Hot ALP topics:
The Greens The Greens, lead by Richard DiNatale (glasses on the right), are an Auspol thread favourite, and a bastion for actual left-wing thought in Australia. They poll well in inner-city electorates but can't form a government on their own, so no one should ever pay attention to them ever, apparently. What the latte-sippers are talking about :
The rest Clive Palmer While previously having his own "Palmer United" party, Clive has somewhat lost his impact as his MPs have left him (is Dio Wang still on side?) He's been caught up in his own little scandal by donating money to his party via his own mining company. There is an irc channel, #auspol on synirc where Australians discuss things, presumably dark spooky things that man was not meant to know. IRC Rules: Dont be a shithead, dont say racist, sexist, or nasty things. Dont discuss verboten topics. Doctor Spaceman explains Single Transferable Voting (a good read): http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3766348&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post457021270 MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Mar 4, 2016 |
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So is the housing market going to collapse or what At this point I want it to happen not so much so I can afford a house, more because I want boomers to get their comeuppance
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:12 |
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Ring the bells, ring the bells!
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:14 |
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Endman posted:Ring the bells, ring the bells! Gimme bi-cameral legislature
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:25 |
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freebooter posted:So is the housing market going to collapse or what As far as the negative gearing proposals go - gently caress no. Any talk of a collapse is the housing industry trying to cover its arse because there's a lot of money to be made in people making terrible investments propped up by tax payer money. If things continue as they are and something outside of our control happens, say China goes south, then we'll have lots of economic impacts that could include a housing market collapse.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:37 |
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An auspol thread without first dog or pavel. The best one yet. Don't ruin this for me.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:44 |
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MysticalMachineGun posted:(Not playing favourites here, honestly can't find a Pope with DiNatale in it)
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:45 |
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In shocking news refugees aren't getting a fair shake on Manus and Nauru!"The Guardian posted:Vast majority of boat arrivals in past 40 years given refugee protection MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Trapezium Dave posted:He's in the back of the Snape one: aw poo poo
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:47 |
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freebooter posted:So is the housing market going to collapse or what Remember that during a housing crash, it just allows rich people to buy even more property. There is no end, death is certain.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:49 |
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1.8 million coal and steel workers are about to lose their jobs in China, that's 15% of the workforce in those sectors so presumably their demand and output will fall by a similar amount. Even if they manage to avoid longer term economic consequences of this, a drop like that will probably gently caress our coal and iron ore exporters in the arse sideways.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:50 |
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Mr Abbott addresses the joint partyroom in Canberra, defends his lovely economic policy and demands further budget savings. Take him out to the paddock Mr Speaker, his time has expired.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:59 |
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my stepdads beer posted:Lol at the misleading scale Ah the http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/george-pell-meets-with-pope-francis/7209372 quote:Cardinal George Pell says 'I have the full backing of the Pope' as testimony spotlight continues By Europe correspondent Lisa Millar in Rome, staff Updated about an hour ago A crock of crocadile tears: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/indigenous-body-'frustrated'-by-turnbull-'rhetoric'/7209434 quote:Indigenous body frustrated by Malcolm Turnbull's 'rhetoric' during tearful NITV interview AM By Lindy Kerin Updated about 2 hours ago I'd almost be up for a crowdsourced funding of arms for the combined union. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-29/maritime-union-votes-in-favour-merging-with-construction-union/7209264 quote:Maritime Union of Australia delegates vote in favour of merging with Construction, Forestry, Mining and Energy Union By political reporter Matthew Doran Updated about 11 hours ago Economic disaster chat? Already? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/australia-dodges-recession-unlike-other-commodity-economies/7209662 quote:Australia dodges recession, unlike other commodity economies: BIS Shrapnel report By Thuy Ong Posted about 2 hours ago Big business shill but still. What we need more than ever in the lead up to the election is stable government by sensible responsible adults.. Remember all the denials yesterday about the AFP being involved in anything what-so-ever at Parliament House? Further confirmation to never believe anything until it is officially denied. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-29/afp-sought-access-to-parliament-servers-over-slipper-probe/7208004 quote:AFP sought access to Parliament House computer servers as part of Mal Brough investigation By political reporters Stephanie Anderson and Stephen Dziedzic Updated yesterday at 6:51pm
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:03 |
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I haven't been following politics beyond this thread, and I feel better for it. Pope > Pavel
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:13 |
Cartoon posted:A sham and a farce. Too early to pick aprils thread title?
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:15 |
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Auspol March - A sad story and it wasn’t of much interest to me
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:29 |
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First as tragedy, then as even bigger tragedy.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:47 |
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MysticalMachineGun posted:
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:55 |
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From last thread:Gorilla Salad posted:
What Devine is saying is that people saying that Pell should have understood that homosexuality was being used as a euphemism for paedophilia, are actually the ~real homophobes~ Of course predictably that's dumb as gently caress, because pointing out that it's a well known euphemism isn't saying that homosexuals are paedophiles, just that homophobes conflate the two. I mean for even a pretty recent example of it being used you just have to look at Russia's "homosexual propaganda" laws.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:57 |
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Ah the little Rudd and Gillard skulls :3
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:11 |
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As a reminder of how poo poo we are...quote:Canada’s immigration minister said on Monday the country has reached a significant milestone with the arrival of 25,000 Syrian refugees. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/01/canada-target-resettle-25000-syrian-refugees
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:02 |
quote:Qs: Was it common knowledge of [pedophile priest Gerald Ridsdale's] interfering with children at Inglewood?
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:11 |
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Endman posted:First as tragedy, then as even bigger tragedy. QFT hooman fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Mar 1, 2016 |
# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:26 |
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I'm glad we have an electoral system that largely prevents egomaniac individuals, lunatic billionaires, Joh Bjelke Petersen etc from actually becoming the head of government
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:29 |
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let's see if we can go a month without some gronk posting about nuclear power this time
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:30 |
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SeekOtherCandidate posted:let's see if we can go a month without some gronk posting about nuclear power this time too late
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:34 |
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Nuclear power, more like nuclear glower
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:36 |
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Here's hoping something good happens this month like Bill Shorten brain farting out another gnarly ice-burn before reverting back to spirit-animal suit-monster form. In my years of lurking D&D AUSPOL I've not actually seen any month end up on a happier note than the last
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:48 |
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Absolutely stunning op. Now I'll just go back to sipping lattes and not wanting to work hard, and you know, crying into said latte since I just read this. https://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2016/march/1456750800/richard-cooke/boomer-supremacy
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:52 |
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Vahtooch posted:Absolutely stunning op. Now I'll just go back to sipping lattes and not wanting to work hard, and you know, crying into said latte since I just read this. Was just coming to post this
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:01 |
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Where did I see the graph with the house pricing and GDP over time and some boomer comments about hard work? I want to show it to dad and convince him to give me more pocket money
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:24 |
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fickle poofterist posted:Where did I see the graph with the house pricing and GDP over time and some boomer comments about hard work? I want to show it to dad and convince him to give me more pocket money Is this it? El Scotch quoted it last thread:
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:27 |
First Dog:
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:29 |
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Shouldn't the Lockout map transparently favouring James Packer cause Mediocre Mike to get publicly executed? I dont understand why that Luke guy is still opposition leader.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:29 |
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Is this it? El Scotch quoted it last thread: That's the one for some reason I thought it was in the millennial thread cheers
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:36 |
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Anidav posted:I dont understand why that Luke guy is still opposition leader.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:38 |
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Brisbane election soon comrades. Having a giggle at that teeny tiny LNP logo.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:01 |
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Vahtooch posted:Absolutely stunning op. Now I'll just go back to sipping lattes and not wanting to work hard, and you know, crying into said latte since I just read this. Oh yeah I forgot you can't get a shot of whiskey after midnight. Pathetic. I hate this city.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:04 |
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David Pope: National Treasure
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