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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

MassaShowtime posted:

30 game suspension for being dangerous and human garbage, 80 games for taking hgh so you can stay healthy.

People care about baseball records more than they care about women. :(

IcePhoenix posted:

"welp" ¯\_(ツ)_}

:golfclap:

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

zakharov posted:

Luis Severino hit Cameron Maybin and broke his wrist. He's out 4-6 weeks. Sorry Tigers friends.

:rip:

I'm not sure if this is less shocking than Brett Anderson being injured already.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
They have like 75 position players so I'm guessing he doesn't.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

John Wilkes Booth posted:



I found more images if anyone better than me wants to take a shot. The guy in the dark blue Braves cap to the left of Incredibles guy has a great expression.

http://triblive.com/sports/pirates/10100857-74/bat-ortiz-pirates

Oh I love this avatar.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

zakharov posted:

Jarrod Parker re-fractured his elbow

:rip:

Poor guy. He was really good when he was healthy.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

I don't know who this young buck thinks he is but he needs to learn how to play the game the right way or he isn't going to make it.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dingleberry Jones posted:

That's a "disgusted" bat flip, not a "I just crushed a homer" batflip.

I look at them differently.

To the Royals they're all disrespectful and must be dealt with.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

zakharov posted:

Kazmir's throwing 86-89 and is probably dead

That's 8 MPH faster than Jered Weaver's fastball.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

I see his coaching job has already progressed to the "gently caress you guys, let me show you how it's done" stage.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Luigi Thirty posted:

Ken Rosenthal says Adam LaRoche retired because the White Sox told him to stop bringing his kid into the clubhouse as much.

https://www.facebook.com/kenrosenthalsports/posts/995697430495988

I've always wondered about this, because the Tigers let Victor Martinez's kid shower with the players which I thought was really creepy/weird.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


gently caress your Giancarlo Stanton.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Me either, I bet he took an uber ride and then got on a bike like 30 yards from the stadium.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Spoeank posted:

Bronson Arroyo upgraded from "career over" to "see ya in a couple weeks"

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/710977889135628288

Haha what? This is so insane.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bumming Your Scene posted:

This fukken guy...

http://www.halosheaven.com/2016/3/12/11211938/why-the-angels-must-trade-mike-trout

gently caress everyone the Angels are winning 90 this year! Its me and Mike "Not Cool" Trout versus the world.

Will Hart with another fantastic hot take. He's my favorite baseball analyst.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

tadashi posted:

Look, if, as a baseball fan, the sight of a 6'4" man playing a very solid shortstop doesn't make you swoon a little, I don't know what will.

Not me, I hope baseball remains a sport for short people to play.

Praise Altuve.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Joey Votto owns.

https://vine.co/v/iDzOqw2tXL9

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

I'll just leave this here:

Everybody clap your hands.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crimson Sox posted:

Padres sent a scout to watch Pablo Sandoval because I don't know why

MLB Network said that Pablo for Shields is being considered.

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

shadok posted:

N: Drew Storen will not be the Jays' designated closer.

V:

Poor Drew, always the bridesmaid and never the bride.

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