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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Very excellent email, he gets to the point and makes it well. Anybody applying for a job may want to study this email, which was sent both to my personal account and our advertising account. 10 times. Within a minute.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
its alright

www
Aug 4, 2010

give me a job im a hard worker

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Thanks for getting me fired at the gently caress giving store

Ban this Drumpf

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Really digging the cock 9/11. He has clearly not forgotten

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Also how do you "pot" on a bible or any book for that matter?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I don't understand. is this not how one applies for a banner ad?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
ISIS is on their A-Game today

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Also I studied internet law and it's a 1st degree act of meme terror to photoshop a ballsdick wiener on a dog, child, or WTC

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The e-mailer clearly understands how to use the crop, mirror, and rotate tools!

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

Booblord Zagats posted:

ISIS is on their A-Game today

This is why we need Frump


Thank you lowtax for bringing this new era of terrorism to our attention in Election Day you just convinced me why we need to make America great again

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i always forget to attach my dildo photoshops to my resume

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
somebody's got a bad case of the Tuesdays!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Daedra posted:

i always forget to attach my dildo photoshops to my resume

Wait, those photos are not real?

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Lol this reminds me when I was in college my dorm mate used a homemade dildo kit to mold his boner and left it sitting in his shelf

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
A thesis: he wanted to demean us with a penis

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Those are some dangerous dicks IMO; not sure how they stay hard like that.

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

Lowtax posted:

Wait, those photos are not real?

Lol you think boner sweat can melt steel beams? Get a clue!

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
nws this poo poo dude

fuckin cmon son

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gonna eat a salad for lunch

also, ncie email

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

Tonsured posted:

A thesis: he wanted to demean us with a penis

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Lowtax posted:

Wait, those photos are not real?

please rename me to weazened cocksucker

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
that email reads like a thread in platinum on tfs. I really wish I had just registered here before spending so much time at that website. that whole forum had like 5 cool people in it, tops

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
so did you hire him?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can someone please report this inappropriate pornography thread to lowtax?!?

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no

OctoberBlues posted:

Can someone please report this inappropriate pornography thread to lowtax?!?

it's oikay, p sure they're photoshopped

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

the wtc one is excellent

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What forum are you going to make them mod of?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
It breti gud. I guess.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Bring back gaming garbage and legal threats

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

those dicks look dangerous

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

steel hard cocks will always melt my heart

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

That's my email and I still haven't got a reply. Please respond

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op please post the attachments, except for the illegal ones

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Lowatx did you block ISIS from a Minecraft LP or what?

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


I'd give it a 7 for effort but only a 4 on execution. Dude needs to step it up in the future.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im the dise3mbodied wang

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



whoa nsfw thank op i just got fired

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ethanol posted:

whoa nsfw thank op i just got fired

Sorry you lost your job at the 9-11 dildo factory

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kremlins
May 9, 2009

excellent

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