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Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Look Around You posted:

Oh well, that was honestly a very good game for the pens all things considered (other than the L). Murray looked loving fantastic tonight though. Soooo much better than Zatkoff.

gently caress Zatkoff

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Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

grack posted:

Alex Biega/Luca Sbisa


Yeah, there's a defensive pairing to strike fear in to people.

in canucks fans?

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
and then it's hamhuis who deflects a puck into his own net

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Raylen posted:

gently caress Zatkoff

:yeah:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Aurora posted:

in canucks fans?

Canucks' goaltending, mostly.



We're too drunk/depressed to feel much fear at this point.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
alcoholics are actually more prone to anxiety than non-alcoholics

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
weber may have killed lehtonen

e: oh god 108 mph to the balls

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
connor is cool and good

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A Stars goalie face down in the ice after getting his dick obliterated is basically the metaphor for the past two months.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
neal :frogsiren:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Just put Seguin in the net at this point.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

Shinjobi posted:

Just put Seguin in the net at this point.

they're not doing lehtonen any favors. unstoppable shot there.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/704869691647516672

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
vey :effort:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Holy poo poo that save by Hammond in the shootout

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
rip kari's balls

https://twitter.com/TomAWillis/status/704869615621509121

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The only difference for the Stars right now and the Stars last season is their standing in the division.



Add as many defensemen as you want, pay all the mediocre goalies you want, this team is doing its old song and dance again.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
0/12 in 6 shootout rounds, lol


E: 0/16 now

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




This shootout is an exercise in futility.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Missing Oshie right now

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I hope both teams score in one of these rounds

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




And mercifully, this game is over.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Just to update everyone, Ken Hitchcock/Kirk Muller once again threw out Troy Brouwer in the top 3, before Kevin Shattenkirk, Jaden Schwartz, Paul Stastny, and Colton Parayko.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Mike_V posted:

Just to update everyone, Ken Hitchcock/Kirk Muller once again threw out Troy Brouwer in the top 3, before Kevin Shattenkirk, Jaden Schwartz, Paul Stastny, and Colton Parayko.

Gotta justify that trade somehow!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

toe knee hand posted:

alcoholics are actually more prone to anxiety than non-alcoholics

I'm not anxious YOU'RE anxious!

also burr gonna get suspended for that head hit

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
https://twitter.com/BlakePriceTSN/status/704874425166884865

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

JawKnee posted:

also burr gonna get suspended for that head hit

don't worry about it :P

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
10 game point streak, 5 game win streak :toot:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/704876863282417664

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

:sigh:

I don't actually know why I watch the Canucks anymore

maybe if they get a really great player in the draft and get rid of Miller and also get rid of all the back office idiots and

nah, maybe I'll just take a break from the team

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
ownership is a significant part of the problem so there is NO SOLUTION

may i recommend junior hockey

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
Markstrom's puckhandling skills are underrated.

IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:
that's a goal! Anders Lee back on the horse

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
that's a bad goal, marky.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

toe knee hand posted:

that's a bad goal, marky.

Tanev tipped it in.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
that looked dangerously like the nucks might get another loser point, thank goodness

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Canucks score 5 goals, 3 of them on their own net.

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009


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