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XyZeR
Apr 22, 2006
Polygon Tamer
Dropping out of the presidential race has really broken Chris Christie's spirit, endorsing Trump even more so, just look at those sad empty eyes...


http://imgur.com/Vh49PGf.gifv


People just don't realise what kind of things Christie has seen to make him so sad and empty, ....until now:







What else has Chris seen to become so broken?


Here's a transparent Christie:

XyZeR fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Mar 2, 2016

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Don't forget other senses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0UK6kkS0_M

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm sure he hasn't seen his peen in a long time.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
the things he has seen you people can only imagine

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Cookie!

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Why are all those people sleeping?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Requesting adaptation of GoT casting Chris Christie as Reek

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

loquacius posted:

Requesting adaptation of GoT casting Chris Christie as Reek

Carson as Hodor, but all he says is "Jesus"

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

loquacius posted:

Requesting adaptation of GoT casting Chris Christie as Reek

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


very good work to get christies face in the smallest blood droplet. expertly done

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

very good work to get christies face in the smallest blood droplet. expertly done

its a gift

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

It's a masterpiece

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

https://vine.co/v/igH3wW1Khe9

https://twitter.com/nately/status/704878018402062337

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Mar 2, 2016

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


all you have to do is text trump to 88022 and america becomes great again? has anyone tried?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
It's the Robert Kardashian "What have I done" look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9tJUmZGNI&t=408s

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'll tell ya what he HASNT seen -- his weener :grin:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
cause he is really really fat lol

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Serious lack of double-Rueben sandwiches and 64oz sodas in this thread.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
he is rememberign that one time when he thought he was invincible, oh how the mighty have fallen

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


drat mr sausage man looking almost good enough to take to 6 flags! good job everyone :)

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I tell ya one thing he hasn't seen, at least since he was 12. His disgusting jock itch covered twanger.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe he has seen his dick if he asked someone else to take a picture of it for him

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/gy78wae.jpg :nws:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

:eyepop:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

sublime

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Looks like Christie has lost some weight

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
he has seen the light of gods glory and the darkness of his shekinah

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dont like trump very much, but i think everyone can get behind how sad he has made the enormous shitheads he was competing against in the republican primary. chris christie got figuratively punched in the dick over and over again. he deserves to be literally punched in the dick, but this is better than nothing.

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