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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!










The Toy Gun Can Play Sex

Only eighty bucks.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i didnt read that

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If you want to play sex: Kubota brand tractors

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ill wait until it comes out on stereoscope, OP

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

If you want to play sex: Kubota brand tractors

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
Anime guy got his pinky out on that left gun.

Stay classy with those sawnoffs.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Will a cop murder me for having one of these?


edit: i'm not black if that makes a difference

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
There is a large column of viet cong approaching from the north. Men, switch your rifles over to more times shooting mode.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BigBoss posted:

There is a large column of viet cong approaching from the north. Men, switch your rifles over to more times shooting mode.

Sarge my guns gone convex

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if i change over to more times shooting mode will my firearm remain convex?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Isaac posted:

Sarge my guns gone convex

enhance family
ENHANCE & FAMILY

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Double sawn off shotguns guy is definitely Ramiro Cruz from Total Overdose, the mexican themed Max Payne.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Isaac posted:

Sarge my guns gone convex

Don't worry son, the men and I have your back. We haven't spent the better part of three months in this goddamn jungle cultivating teamwork spirit to promote friendship so we can send anyone home in a bag.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Did this come from that website where you can buy a bycycle with a parachute and a fan that lets your fly 100 feet in the air, or the personsal dophin submarines?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



How many schools per hour can I shoot up with it?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

BigBoss posted:

There is a large column of viet cong approaching from the north. Men, switch your rifles over to more times shooting mode.


Isaac posted:

Sarge my guns gone convex


moller posted:

enhance family
ENHANCE & FAMILY

lmao

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
*returns home from many war*

*walks in on gun causing bump on wife*

*enacts the divorce mode*

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
what a complete disappointment, i thought this thread was going to be about one of the many projectile weapons featured in the visionary movie "Toys" starring Robin Williams and LL Cool J. Please sign my petition for a Blu Ray release.

That gun is cool I guess though. Looks like something the evil Zevo toys would produce, if you catch my drift. If not, consider watching the movie "Toys" and paying particular attention to the Michael Gambon character. or not. your decision.

naem
May 29, 2011

ENHANCE FAMILY *blasts six year old with wet sponge*

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I'm really glad the gun allows me to choose myself according to my liking.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
trigger
THE TRIGGER

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
this thing has 0 reviews, how

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
this is good stuff op

never seen you on here before but this is some funny poo poo

good job sir :thumbsup:

that super engrish-imbued ad posted:

THE TOY GUN CAN PLAY SEX

what the christ does that even mean

That Robot fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Mar 3, 2016

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo that magazine is a laser!

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
consider the fact that the person who authored that poster does not know english, and still managed to get that far. that's impressive don't you think

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

welcome to the watchlist

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP IS SHILLIN

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
like a villain

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Volume posted:

Holy poo poo that magazine is a laser!

It even has a spear silencer!

Pirateparty
Apr 12, 2007

Scurvy
magazine
a laser

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the gun is good



the penis is evil

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe
It is very easy to charger!

425 Bungholiomarks dont lie!

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
It's just one of these isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXcS02bEg6U

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

enhance family

enhance & family

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
main screen turn on

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Doc Friday posted:

It even has a spear silencer!

Yeah, the "Shhhh-Thunk!" as it hits home can be a bit distracting.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

DICKLORD BONE posted:

main screen turn on

:razz:

where the hell is the ayb smilie

vicious citrus
Dec 10, 2014

Life is paradoxically coincidental to the ironical tyranny applicable to the unparalleled definition of reverse entropy.
me me da

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
whers the kickstarter?

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