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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Where I sit on my rear end, work on a computer all day, and don't interact with people on a regular basis?

It an be anything from no degree required to degrees and experience required just list em.

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www
Aug 4, 2010

admin

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Analyst
Business Analyst
Financial Analyst
Technical Analyst

Uber Driver be your own boss. Phones are pretty much computers now anyways.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Policy analysis is a good racket. What do I do? Nobody knows.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
treasure hunter

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
farmer

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Diablo's Minion

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
admins and analysts sound nice.

Whats the going payrate?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
Hacker (infinate payrate, you are your own boss)
Guy who does database stuff(payrate 100,000)
hacker of database(infinate payrate, you are your own boss)

ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Mar 3, 2016

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
nsa guy who reads my email (payrate 120,000)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
dog catcher

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
lowtax (payrate 1,000,000)

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Fluffer

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
bathysphere operator

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Foreman at the dicksucking factory is good work if you can get it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ChairmanMeow posted:

nsa guy who reads my email (payrate 120,000)

oh poo poo that could be a good job.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
DMX-pert

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
pickled pepper patch picker

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Colonic Irrigation Administrator (50+ yr old men only)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
five guys burgers and fries

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Your mom

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Data Entry

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
School Bully

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

spud posted:

School Bully

This sounds like a very active job that would not let me sit on my rear end all day.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
editor
writer
fanfic writer
wikipedia
porn site data collector

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
monster mash

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
paid gbs poster

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
corn husker

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
qb for the cleveland browns

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
thw guy who makes sure my cum is tasting okay (gross! i'm not doing it)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
my best friend

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

OP, be a programmer, if your boss is cool enough you can do whatever during the day and it's ok as long as you get your poo poo done

my dev server is bouncing and I'm on GBS, this is work

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

OP, be a programmer, if your boss is cool enough you can do whatever during the day and it's ok as long as you get your poo poo done

my dev server is bouncing and I'm on GBS, this is work

I'll try :smith:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i know a team of scientists who are trying to see what happens when you fill a jar full of bug penises anf they always need harvesters

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i know a team of scientists who are trying to see what happens when you fill a jar full of bug penises anf they always need harvesters

What are their findings so far

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Luvcow posted:

qb for the cleveland browns

Hopefully he never gets that desperate

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

loquacius posted:

What are their findings so far

idk, the jar is only like 1/4 full. its a big mason jar and bugs have small dicks

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

dad gay. so what posted:

bathysphere operator

To do that you need to be a movie director who made the highest grossing film of all time.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Xanax tester

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Tge dixk suckinf gactory

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