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Enfield posted:tonight for dinner i had a ribeye, half a jar of kalamata olives and some fritos 
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As a dad, I can weigh in. My standard quick meal is Wasa with horseradish, sprats, and mustard. With a side of pickles. Perhaps some Gypsy ham if I have any. No one in my house will eat it, but I like it. My father just eats candy. He never finishes a proper meal. He just hides in his bed and eats piece after piece of candy. He throws the wrappers under the bed.
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mostlygray posted:As a dad, I can weigh in. I think your dad might be 8 years old
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Aesop Poprock posted:I think your dad might be 8 years old
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Mar 12, 2016 18:16
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gently caress your bitch-made opinions of coffee, dads drink espresso, black, and scalding hot. Lazy POS "I'll be right back, I'm just grabbing a pack of cigarettes" deadbeat dads drink whatever poo poo tier swill you fools are blabbering on about. Yes, there is something very dadly about not giving a single gently caress and inhaling whatever poo poo is spilled into your trough, but a real dad knows the most important part of being a dad is setting a ridiculously high standard that's almost impossible to live up to: a beverage that is so bitter, hot, and strong that many "dads" can't even handle or enjoy it. Try living up to that, son. Pair it with some 101.
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Mar 12, 2016 20:13
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never mix booze and caffeine. a dad works hard all day, he wants his coffee to rile him to be able to do so and he wants his booze to knock him the gently caress out so he can rest and do it all again the next day. the last thing he needs is a spiny sleepless drunk. you're kind of right about the espresso, but espresso is, like, one step removed from coffee drinks and those are dadanathema "wife, you spent 5$ on a thing at starbuks again, why?"
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Mar 12, 2016 20:38
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My dad's go to dishes: Cooking for the family - Spaghetti Pork chops Hoagies Cooking for himself - Spaghetti noodles in Hunts tomato sauce and nothing Chopped hot dogs in Hunts tomato sauce A two liter bottle of diet pepsi
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Mar 12, 2016 20:47
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Pfft espresso is like a buck even at the ever-prevelant Shitfucks. Having a ridiculous unitasker espresso machine as the only real machine in your kitchen is a vary dadly thing indeed. Machines can be drat cheap too since you don't need a pansy rear end milk frother. poo poo who even cares if it makes it perfectly, it's more bitter that way. BaconCopter fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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Reading some of these posts is more delicious than even the finest dad foods could ever be. I mean: BaconCopter posted:gently caress your bitch-made opinions of coffee, dads drink espresso, black, and scalding hot. Lazy POS "I'll be right back, I'm just grabbing a pack of cigarettes" deadbeat dads drink whatever poo poo tier swill you fools are blabbering on about. Yes, there is something very dadly about not giving a single gently caress and inhaling whatever poo poo is spilled into your trough, but a real dad knows the most important part of being a dad is setting a ridiculously high standard that's almost impossible to live up to: a beverage that is so bitter, hot, and strong that many "dads" can't even handle or enjoy it. Try living up to that, son. BaconCopter posted:Pfft espresso is like a buck even at the ever-prevelant Shitfucks. Having a ridiculous unitasker espresso machine as the only real machine in your kitchen is a vary dadly thing indeed. LMAO
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^^^abandoned his kids^^^
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BaconCopter posted:Pfft espresso is like a buck even at the ever-prevelant Shitfucks. Having a ridiculous unitasker espresso machine as the only real machine in your kitchen is a vary dadly thing indeed. it's not the price or access to a machine. it's that espresso forms the basis of all girly coffee drinks. like, the manliest of coffee is the first ingredient in peppermint caramel pumpkin pie machiatto latte mocha. maybe you're right, maybe it's time to take espresso back.
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Sizone posted:yeah, but my digestive system went all wuss on me as a result of moving to hawaii. I can only handle a few a day. prior I would have thought nothing of it You'll get your stomach back. My dad is a Hawaii dad and "fistful of peperoncinis" is a common dad snack. Also, sunflower seeds.
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Having really specific tastes for food/drink is v dadly especially when really grouchy about it if it isn't right
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Tokelau All Star posted:You'll get your stomach back. My dad is a Hawaii dad and "fistful of peperoncinis" is a common dad snack. Also, sunflower seeds. man, I hope so, but I been here almost 6 years and I swear I can handle hot foods a little less with each one. I probably have to regiment my chili intake, like how people with nutrient deficient diets need to take vitamin supplements, I straight up need to start taking hot pepper supplements or get a mistress who doesn't mind going out for thai food. Alright, it's dad food Reuben lightning round post photos and recipes of your 'bens my secret is to boil cabbage in a mixture of brine, vinegar, marsala wine or sherry and rosemary and use that in place of sauerkraut
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Sizone posted:"wife, you spent 5$ on a thing at starbuks again, why?"
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naem posted:Having really specific tastes for food/drink is v dadly especially when really grouchy about it if it isn't right Dad bonus round activates when the opinions about what is right are obviously and demonstrably wrong.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Dad bonus round activates when the opinions about what is right are obviously and demonstrably wrong. yellow mustard 
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Sheep-Goats posted:Dad bonus round activates when the opinions about what is right are obviously and demonstrably wrong. One dad might have a really disgusting old drip coffee pot that has never ever been washed and he uses the least expensive coffee grounds possible but it has to sit cooking in the pot for like 3 hours before he'll drink it Another has an espresso machine from like 1912 with brass fittings that he found at a garage sale and more than half the steam escapes through holes when you use it and it produces pretty much battery acid The one thing both those dads can agree on is "*harrumph grr frazzle grumpus* don't touch my scotch!!" *putters around garage*
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naem posted:One dad might have a really disgusting old drip coffee pot that has never ever been washed and he uses the least expensive coffee grounds possible but it has to sit cooking in the pot for like 3 hours before he'll drink it boy, your hippie dad implores you, from beyond the grave, to assemble a decent set of tools by going to the flea market, buying every busted, rusted craftsman, or other tool with a lifetime warranty, and taking them to a store and exchanging them for new, working tools. while you're at it, find an espresso maker, clean it once and use it forever.
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Mar 12, 2016 23:05
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Need to pick up more white crew socks today.
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Mar 12, 2016 23:06
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numberoneposter posted:Need to pick up more white crew socks today. Get some briefs too, FTW Dad-tip: dark briefs will obscure yellowing & skidmarks
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you need a set of combo wrenches, a set of crescent wrenches, a socket set, a c-clip tool, a set of screw drivers, a set of allen wrenches, a set of punches, a ball peen and carpenter's hammer, various rulers measuring tapes and t-squares and most importantly, pliers, vice grips and forceps of every size and shape imaginable. go child, hurry, make of yourself a man and not a squirrel avatar. also get a drill, a dremel tool an angle grinder and a belt sander Sizone fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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naem posted:One dad might have a really disgusting old drip coffee pot that has never ever been washed and he uses the least expensive coffee grounds possible but it has to sit cooking in the pot for like 3 hours before he'll drink it don' forget the dads that still use percolators .
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Bonzo posted:don' forget the dads that still use percolators .
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I just had some of this stuff and I can only imagine that dads would be all over this
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Mar 13, 2016 00:20
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Hard boiled eggs for lunch.
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All the things a dad needs in one can. Nice!
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numberoneposter posted:Hard boiled eggs for lunch. extra points if they were pre boiled and cold from a few nights back
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numberoneposter posted:Hard boiled eggs for lunch. Bonus with no salt or mayo just eat straight from shell
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ArbitraryC posted:Bonus with no salt or mayo just eat straight from shell Mayo on eggs? Are you all the way hosed in the head?
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how me a frog posted:Mayo on eggs? Are you all the way hosed in the head? Mayo is pretty much the traditional way to season hard boiled eggs. What do you think deviled eggs are? I like em plain personally.
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numberoneposter posted:There's a fish in the percolator! Don't drink that coffee!
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Not a Children posted:Someone tell me how to make SPAM into something delightful. My ex left me with 3 cans of it and it's too salty to just slap on a sandwich. Late to the party but fry slices in soy sauce and sugar and eat with scrambled eggs.
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Wanna cook spam? Leeettssss plllayyyy... Ask. A. Polynesian!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
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Kitsunegari posted:Don't drink that coffee! 12 rainbow trout!
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ArbitraryC posted:Bonus with no salt or mayo just eat straight from shell
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ArbitraryC posted:Mayo is pretty much the traditional way to season hard boiled eggs. What do you think deviled eggs are? 1) Mayo is not a seasoning. 2) deviled eggs are a recipe that uses boiled eggs as an ingredient. Hard boiled and deviled are not synonymous. 3) same thing with egg salad. 4) nobody eats whole hard boiled egg with Mayo as a condiment. That's gross. Source: https://youtu.be/tO1k2Y3o-iM
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:1) Mayo is not a seasoning. It's a thing in Europe. I still think it's gross though
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A dad who mayo he own egg. A shameful dad.
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Now I want to know exactly how one goes about "seasoning" a boiled egg with mayo. Are you dunking it in a dish of mayo? Eating a spoonful of mayo between each bite?
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