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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...campaign=buffer

A guy who was working on OJ Simpson's house found a knife hidden on the property and gave it to an LAPD officer who then just decided to keep it cause the trial was over so who cares?

Now it's being tested and even if they link it to the murders nobody will be convinced on anything because it's just been sitting around somewhere for over two decades.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just leave OJ alone :qq:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

AKA Pseudonym posted:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...campaign=buffer

A guy who was working on OJ Simpson's house found a knife hidden on the property and gave it to an LAPD officer who then just decided to keep it cause the trial was over so who cares?

Now it's being tested and even if they link it to the murders nobody will be convinced on anything because it's just been sitting around somewhere for over two decades.

plus double jeapordy :eng101:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
incompetent 90s era LAPD still providing laffs

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

he hid it in his butt but what is he going to do when he dies and they perform an autopsy? never thought of that did you tough guy?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
thus always unto tyrants

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

looking forward to cop's upcoming book "If I Hid It"

Only Slightly Bent
Jul 6, 2013
He just wanted a really sweet souvenir.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Xzov posted:

He just wanted a really sweet souvenir.

he should get it personally autographed by gene simmons from KISS

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
where did they say it was hidden? in the knife drawer? did have the remains of a tomato still on it? smdh

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I learned in the other oj thread that his son did it. He's in prison regardless and Leslie Nielsen is dead so we won't be getting more Naked Guns anyway

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i want to see a girl naked and touch her on her vagine

stump collector
May 28, 2007

a medical mystery posted:

looking forward to cop's upcoming book "If I Hid It"

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Xzov posted:

He just wanted a really sweet souvenir.

https://www.tmz.com/#article/2016/03/04/oj-simpson-knife-found-murders-nicole-brown/

quote:

In late January of this year, after the cop retired from the LAPD, he contacted a friend who worked in LAPD's Robbery Homicide Division (RHD). The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall. He wanted his friend to get the DR (Departmental Record) number for the Nicole Brown Simpson/Ronald Goldman murder case, which he planned on engraving in the frame.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cops continuing to prove they cannot be trusted to do anything beyond tie their own shoes

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

where did they say it was hidden? in the knife drawer? did have the remains of a tomato still on it? smdh

Buried on the edge of the property.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
MODS
















































KNEW

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
lets riot in the projects and steal an old crt with rabbit ears and a half empty pack of pal-mals

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Sheep-Goats posted:

Buried on the edge of the property.

was it next to his world famous tomato patch?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Knife was found after the trial btw so even if the cop ran that knife up a flagpole like he should have done OJ would have been immune from further prosecution.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

dad gay. so what posted:

i want to see a girl naked and touch her on her vagine

Uh you mean on the virginia

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

stump collector
May 28, 2007

quote:

According to TMZ, the officer asked a fellow cop for the case number of the Simpson murder investigation so he could have it engraved on the knife. The other officer told his superiors, who demanded that the knife be turned over to them, according to TMZ. Neiman confirmed that the department has begun testing the knife for hair, fingerprints, DNA and other biological evidence.

lmao the case number was probably public knowledge if he had bothered to do any research on it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Uh you mean on the virginia

i have searched high and low from regina to virginia for this vagine

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the death penalty, anything less is an insult to the majority.

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

Ha it was a movie cop, those guys are corrupt as poo poo anyway.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The cops in GTA:V are an accurate simulation of the LAPD

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

My favorite shirt.

Only Slightly Bent
Jul 6, 2013

At least now he knows which friend to avoid if he needs help hiding a body.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
when people give me knives i make knifanade

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Hey, buddy. You think I could get a case number? I found this length of nylon rope by an old crime scene with a note saying "Hey I used this to strangle Jonbenet Ramsey so she wouldn't squeal on me. -Her Dad"

It's been sitting in my closet for god knows how long, and I want to frame it in my man cave.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hope he gets it back so he can auction it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary posted:

when people give me knives i make knifanade

a little stab'l do ya

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i bet that cop has the second gunmans rifle and aaron hernandez's gun too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
and the mods knew about that stuff too

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Has the cop ever said the N-word? This is important.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mad Monk posted:

Has the cop ever said the N-word? This is important.

its in their oath IIRC

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Does this mean we get another season out of that Ryan Murphy OJ show?

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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
If the knife doesn't fit(up his anus), you must acquit.

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