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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

i dotn 3watch terrorist tv OP :smug:

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I was going to say "the no-spin zone with nooner" but well

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I get all my news and information via my nervous system.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Ork of Fiction posted:

I get all my news and information via my nervous system.

A good way imo. But al-jazeera is good too.

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
No one has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby. The mistake that is made always runs the other way. Because the plain people are able to speak and understand, and even, in many cases, to read and write, it is assumed that they have ideas in their heads, and an appetite for more. This assumption is a folly. They dislike ideas, for ideas make them uncomfortable.

To that class, as to children, much of what now passes for news, and is dished up in endless columns every morning, is wholly uninteresting. Its members, despite the alarms of bank directors and other such naive fellows, are not Socialists; they are, indeed, quite incapable of comprehending politics save as a combat between two men, A and B. In the strict sense, all ideas are beyond them. They can grasp only events. Are they interested in crime? I don't think so. What they are interested in is drama. The thing presented to them must take the form of a combat, and it must be a very simple combat, with one side clearly right and the other clearly wrong. They can no more imagine neutrality than they can imagine the fourth dimension. And when they see drama they want to see it moving.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Al Jazeera had some biased perspectives like any news source will, but they maintained the highest standards of professionalism and technical skill.

when you watch it, it feels like you are watching "real news" and they don't treat the viewer like a corn syrup chugging toddler

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

"al" means "son of"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
did you mean JO?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
What's up with OJ, is the juice loose?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

lonesomedwarf posted:

"al" means "son of"

It's the son of the turtle monster from godzilla?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Fox News just understands their audience. That's why Mark Fuhrman is a contributor.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

AugmentedVision posted:

Because I'm smart enough to be unaffected by bias? Sorry you can't watch Al-Jazeera without immediately converting to Islam

Then you ought to have no problem with Fox News.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



al jazeera america was just a shittier, dumber version of their preexisting english service and im glad its dead because they blocked american access to their international stream for the duration of their stupid cable network

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

My Q-Face posted:

Then you ought to have no problem with Fox News.

loving moron

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
OJ simpson was indirectly responsible for the kardashians, whcih ultimately is worse than cancer so looks like you just dont know the whole picture, op

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
Yo AugmentedVision how long have you been working at AJA?

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
At least OJ was a real thing that actually happened.

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!
I like Al-Jazeera America but a couple months back I was watching and they were talking about Ebola and apparently they don't know the difference between bacteria and viruses. I felt dumber after having watched it.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

You're the one who claimed to be immune to bias, I'm just following that to its logical conclusion

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Isn't Fox also like 30% owned by Saudis?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

Yo AugmentedVision how long have you been working at AJA?

Sorry I have a real degree and a real job I would never do something as gay as journalism

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
Fox has the better story here because we will never cure cancer because you can't stop cells from mutating whenever they feel like it

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

a retard posted:

Fox has the better story here because we will never cure cancer because you can't stop cells from mutating whenever they feel like it

well drat im sure the distinguished medical researchers never thought of that, better send them a letter

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

a retard posted:

Fox has the better story here because we will never cure cancer because you can't stop cells from mutating whenever they feel like it

We couldn't cure horses either, we harnessed their power for our own good. We must do the same to cancer, tame it and use it to make us live forever beautiful and young.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Breaking news, OJ simpson might be guilty

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Reminder that in the segregation Jim Crow years, Arabs were considered as good as "white."

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herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
this op is v c00l

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