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dunno about cervical, but stage 3b colon cancer has like a 70% survival rate
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Steve Jorbes thought fruit was the answer so maybe tell her to take some bananners and grapes maybe a kiwi and get to cramming.
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Mar 5, 2016 09:28
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did you meet over e-mail, op? if so, don't send her any money.
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extra stout posted:blacklisted from the nearby hospital I didn't know this was legal lol
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Giving her money is like changing the oil in a rental.
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Jukeboxblues posted:gently caress her in her cancer pussy like your dick got the cure Mmmm ... that pussy would be bald from the chemo ... imagine sticking your dick in it ... you start easing in and get faster and faster until you realise that you've popped the stiches open (from her surgery) with your glans, and this turns you on even more ... mmmmph ... gently caress that tumour-hole ... you both orgasm at the same time, you ejaculate into her bleeding wound and she ejaculates out of her mouth ....  finished
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Don Tacorleone posted:Dang Were you ever infected with HPV strain 16 or 18? Those are the p53 inhibiting, cancer causing strains.
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Don Tacorleone posted:
Her butthole doesn’t have cancer and it ain't gonna gently caress itself. You know what to do, op.
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Wish my ex got cancer, she deserves it. After we split up my best friend died of cancer. He only found out 3 months before it killed him. About 6 months later she calls me out of the blue because she has cancer and has no one else to talk to. Of course I want to help her. I offer to take her her chemo treatments and mysteriously the appointments get moved days I travel to take her. Took me a couple of months to find out the truth mainly because I did not think anyone was that horrible of a person. I was wrong. Whole time she is talking about wanting to move back in with me. So I guess what I am saying is I hope your ex really does have cancer. Raged fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:it's sad, what should I expect GBS? she's a decent friend, even if she was a bitch while we dated you probably gave her HPV. good job wartdick. you murdered her.
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Don Tacorleone posted:She was really mean sometimes but overall a nice person Better than throwing your dick down a black hole, right?
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gently caress her and report back. Was her pussy pleasurably ribbed with tumors or was it like loving a bag of rocks?
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Goondolences.
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Mexico is a special kind of hosed because they are poor but get white people retarded illnesses like butt cancer and diabetes
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mdm posted:I didn't know this was legal lol You can't be blacklisted from a hospital but the nurses and security people can get so loving sick of seeing your drunk lovely rear end in there that they tell you you are.
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Nostratic posted:gently caress her and report back. Was her pussy pleasurably ribbed with tumors or was it like loving a bag of rocks? See this is what I was asking earlier and OP just glossed right over it with his sadness, so inconsiderate.
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sorry about your ex lena dunham, OP
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Don Tacorleone posted:it's sad, what should I expect GBS? she's a decent friend, even if she was a bitch while we dated sorry, bud, she is probally gonna die
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ninotoreS posted:dunno about cervical, but stage 3b colon cancer has like a 70% survival rate We don't even know that it's cervical cancer because III b means there's regional spread, so it could be any of the pelvic/reproductive organ cancers. Even knowing the specific location is only somewhat useful. The type of cancer (squamous cell or adenocarcinoma, in the case of cervical cancer) influences survival rates. Younger women tend to develop more aggressive forms of "female" cancers than older women. The overall 5 year survival rate for stage III cervical cancer in the West is around 60%, but the specifics can mean the chances are lower for a given individual.
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Why did she lose her job? She should sue for wrongful termination like in the movie Philadelphia she does not have aids, she has a rotten vagina. i doubt hollywood would want to make a movie about her case. but lena dunham might.
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op is so bad at sex he literally gave his ex-gf vagina cancer good job
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almost everyone in this thread is going to die of cancer or heartattack sober truths
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Zzulu posted:almost everyone in this thread is going to die of cancer or heartattack bring it on
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Zzulu posted:almost everyone in this thread is going to die of cancer or heartattack i wouldnt mind dying of cancer. to be perfectly honest...
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Rambling Robot posted:i wouldnt mind dying of cancer. to be perfectly honest... All the ice cream I want? Sounds good to me
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She's already complaining about the pain and needles even before chemo, I'm almost sure she's not gonna make it, she's just too weak as a person and doesn't have the money (I think it's chemo or rad therapy not sure ) I've been researching supplements to help immune system and I'm gonna buy her some before chemo but reading further it sounds like coconut oil and apple cider vinegar aren't exactly going to help that much, maybe more broccoli Serious question anybody got a list of resources or guides to know what to do at end of life?
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Serious question can I get sick being near her or something I know it sounds selfish and stupid but she ain't my wife just a friend but I think she might want to sleep over for some company before she dies(def no sex heh)
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Honestly I would just stay away from this woman. You are not doing her any favors by pretending to be there for them. Don't do something cause you feel obligated or want something in return. She'll figure it out eventually and it will make her horrible situation even worse. Just say sorry for your lots and move on.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Serious question can I get sick being near her or something I know it sounds selfish and stupid but she ain't my wife just a friend but I think she might want to sleep over for some company before she dies(def no sex heh) i think your pussy will rot off. go visit her with a bunch of glad trash bags on
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Don Tacorleone posted:Serious question can I get sick being near her or something I know it sounds selfish and stupid but she ain't my wife just a friend but I think she might want to sleep over for some company before she dies(def no sex heh) Yes, cancer is highly contagious. You need to call the CDC and make sure they contain your friend
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Don Tacorleone posted:She's already complaining about the pain and needles even before chemo, I'm almost sure she's not gonna make it, she's just too weak as a person and doesn't have the money (I think it's chemo or rad therapy not sure ) Hippie "medicine" won't do poo poo for cancer, hth
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32 years old with a 14 year old kid? thats just pathetic.
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I said come in! posted:Honestly I would just stay away from this woman. You are not doing her any favors by pretending to be there for them. Don't do something cause you feel obligated or want something in return. She'll figure it out eventually and it will make her horrible situation even worse. Just say sorry for your lots and move on. A week ago I'd have agreed with the standard goon Sever advice but now that it's been confirmed and in front of me, I really can't, poo poo's made me super sad and I'm gonna feel real bad if she dies and I spent money on the new Assassins Creed instead of helping her yknwatimean? Nobody deserves to die so young and it might be money down a hole but goddamnit I have to do something at least Like I'm not going to take her to chemo or w/e but still can provide some support
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just be, like, a good friend
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you should move to america. i did. its a lot nicer here edit: before you leave, maybe you can watch patch adams with the ex?  they say laughter is the best medicine 
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she's gonna die, bud make ur peace and be there if she needs u that's all u can do soon she will be with god, who so graciously gave her cancer so she could be with him sooner
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Mandator posted:just be, like, a good friend I was a dick a few weeks ago because she kept complaining that she might have a tumor and I was like "this loving attention whore" and kept ignoring and one-word replies ... welp... Doctor Schnabel posted:you should move to america. i did. its a lot nicer here Thanks Doctor
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In all seriousness I think there's a cancer thread in the Goon Doctor or something so you might want to check there. Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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Nckdictator posted:In all seriousness I think there's a cancer thread in the Good Doctor or something so you might want to check there. Found it Hardly ever venture out of GBS so I'll start reading, thanks
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