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DONALDTRUMPPENIS
Mar 5, 2016

by Cowcaster
A day in the life of Cody Beergut

>Wake up, drive to 9-5 job at cubicle farm

>Get turned down for date at chili's by chubby secretary

>Go to generic sports bar, watch the football game alone, drink a couple miller lights

>Drive home

>Whack off to brazzer's big boob video

>Sleep

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
worst post

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
eat poo poo "r" word

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

this came up in my google alert for "chubby secretary", where's the video?

DONALDTRUMPPENIS
Mar 5, 2016

by Cowcaster

Shaquin posted:

worst post

dont blankpost then sign your posts

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
urhgh

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

same

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ok retard

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
blurhg

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What sort of moron would pass up a diner at Chili's?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What sort of moron would pass up a diner at Chili's?

hector beerlioz youre back!!! (: (: (:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

hector beerlioz youre back!!! (: (: (:

Thanks, it's good to be home again. Decided to take a break from posting but I didn't end up accomplishing anything in the real world during my time off so here I am.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Nooner, would you be kind enough to fill me in on the forum highlights from February, thx

DONALDTRUMPPENIS
Mar 5, 2016

by Cowcaster

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Thanks, it's good to be home again. Decided to take a break from posting but I didn't end up accomplishing anything in the real world during my time off so here I am.

same here brother

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
yes I, white noise poster #1246, agree with this thread

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Pretty deep man, Oh wait that's my butt.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Hardawn posted:

Pretty deep man, Oh wait that's my butt.

Keep going...

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
From your posts OP I surmise that you are indeed abnormally uncool, as is this thread

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
This nomenclature your using is pretty confusing to me but I think I've got it. a normaluncool thing would be like fantasy football, i think. It's so nerdy but my barber is always yammering on about it and poo poo I just want a loving haircut I don't give a gently caress about sports but the guy is drat good at cutting hair so I just nod my head and throw out the occasional 'yeah'.

DONALDTRUMPPENIS
Mar 5, 2016

by Cowcaster
im gay

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
What's the abnormaluncool after work activity alternative? Japanese animes?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
at least you're not a normaluncool because they have multiple ex wifes with alimony and child support for kids who hate them

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

I like this.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
normaluncools are doubleplusungood

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

drat prof shark your PAWGs just keep getting better and better!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hey gagelion have you ever considered that instead of spending $10 on a rereg you could instead buy a length of rope and hang yourself? seriously, rope is pretty cheap.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Briella Bounce?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Ok I have committed the OP to memory....now tell me about the life of the "abnormaluncool" plz

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I'm an abnormal uncle. I'm your mom's brother, and boy am I weird.

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