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The South was in no position to wage a total modern war when it was viciously attacked by the United States. They were a rural people, beautiful and artistic, who leaved out their days in peaceful idylls, holding cotillions and hootanannys. By contrast the citizens of the United States lived in soot blackened cities, slaving away each day in a factory and leading a horrible life that stunted their growth physically and culturally. This is called slavery- Wage slavery. The southerners, although brave and hardy stood little chance against an aggressive invader that was willing to butcher civilians. With the south conquered and added to its territories, the United States looked across the seas where they used nuclear weapons on the Japanese islanders, a country over 10 times smaller than themselves. The USA continues its barbaric march across the planet today, but let us not forget their first victims in the South.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:37 |
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:38 |
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If only those horrible Republicans hadn't inflicted such horrors on the south.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:40 |
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I like to think we now have Netflix because a civil war erupted.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:41 |
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No it's because they were lazy. loving lazy rear end southerners.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:09 |
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The south was pretty retarded. They were in no position to fight an offensive war with such limited industrial capacity and manpower. Had they used their resources defensively they may have been able to hold out long enough to secure peace but the confederacy went and blew their load when they tried to invade the north and failed.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:11 |
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Stonewall Jackson, more like Suckdick Fagson
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:13 |
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i have opinions on the south
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:14 |
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The South lost because they ran out of coffee.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:15 |
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The civil war isn't over, it's only half time
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:16 |
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good I'm glad of it e: welcome back hector
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:16 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The civil war isn't over, it's only half time maybe we can get Beyonce to do the half time show for this one as well... keep it the same tho lol
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:17 |
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Joseph Wheeler, more like Jerkoff Whoremonger
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:18 |
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i happen to know it was because of ley lines
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:25 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:good I'm glad of it Thanks, anime is blood, it's good to be home again
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:25 |
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it was the henry 1860 lever action, idiot
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:26 |
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Jubal Early, more like Joke Premature Ejaculator
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:27 |
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actually they lost because god loving hates southerners. if god loved them or even vaguely tolerated them they wouldnt be so miserably poor.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:38 |
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they lost because the saying is 'usa #1' not 'confederate states #1'
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:40 |
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PGT Beauregard, more like Penis Gobbling Trans Boys-send-their-regards (Because he was a homosexual pedophile)
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:41 |
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Bitter Mushroom posted:The South was in no position to wage a total modern war when it was viciously attacked by the United States. They were a rural people, beautiful and artistic, who leaved out their days in peaceful idylls, holding cotillions and hootanannys. By contrast the citizens of the United States lived in soot blackened cities, slaving away each day in a factory and leading a horrible life that stunted their growth physically and culturally. yeah it's a real shame we couldn't drop an a-bomb on jefferson davis
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:46 |
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It was a close call that civil war - the confederacy nearly seceded
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:51 |
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its been scientifically proven they have smaller brains leading to deficient strategies in warfare. otoh they're better in bed than northerners so it kind of evens out
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:53 |
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Skypizza posted:I like to think we now have Netflix because a civil war erupted. A fair trade.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:54 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:If only those horrible Republicans hadn't inflicted such horrors on the south. lol
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:11 |
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I always thought it was because God hates them for slavery.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:12 |
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drilldo squirt posted:I always thought it was because God hates them for slavery. no god ever has been against slavery
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:16 |
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The South lost because the South is a bunch of bitches who don't have any balls.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:16 |
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rotinaj posted:The South lost because the South is a bunch of bitches who don't have any balls. eunuchs have historically been good at loving poo poo up actually See: China
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:17 |
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rotinaj posted:The South lost because the South is a bunch of bitches who don't have any balls. the federation is strong
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:18 |
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what im saying is if the south was smart they would have created a political enfilade of bald serpentine men with no balls to "advise" Lincoln
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:19 |
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Shaquin posted:eunuchs have historically been good at loving poo poo up actually See: China Yeah but counterpoint: The CSA, circa 1865.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:21 |
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they lost cause treason doesn't pay
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:22 |
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hey wait a minute op you're not jastiger!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:24 |
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quote:Specifically, eleven southern states seceded from the Union in protest against federal legislation that limited the expansion of slavery claiming that such legislation violated the tenth amendment, which they argued trumped the Supremacy Clause. The war was indeed about protecting the institution of slavery, but only as a specific case of a state's right to declare a federal law null and void. Southern states sought to secede because they believed that the federal government had no authority to tell them how to run their affairs. The most obvious and precipitating example was the North's views on slavery. So yes, the South clearly fought to defend slavery as a means of protecting their sordid economic system and way of life, but they did so with slavery serving as the most glaring example of federal usurpation of state powers of self-determination. The war would be fought to prevent those states from seceding, not to destroy the institution of slavery. The war would be fought over different interpretations of our founding document. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/slavery-and-the-civil-war_b_849066.html
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:24 |
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technicality, no, down, boo, over
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:32 |
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Kuato posted:its been scientifically proven they have smaller brains leading to deficient strategies in warfare. otoh they're better in bed than northerners so it kind of evens out it would actually explain a lot if jastiger was cucked by a retarded southerner and just lost his dang mind as a result
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:33 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:they lost cause treason doesn't pay
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:33 |
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noooo not my fav meme
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Boner Zone posted:noooo not my fav meme lol
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