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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Gonna go fishing soon when the tides get a little better. Will post updates and photos.

I am also prepared to answer questions re: my fishing trip today.

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
I DON'T FUCKIN CARE!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Equipment I'm bringing
-cooler with ice and some waters and snacks
-two poles (I took apart the reels and for maintenance yesterday and respooled them with good 24 and 30lb test) rigged Carolina style.
-two beach pole stakes if we fish the surf
-cast net for live bait
-Bait bucket with bubbler
-long pole net
-tackle box.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Equipment I'm bringing
-cooler with ice and some waters and snacks
-two poles (I took apart the reels and for maintenance yesterday and respooled them with good 24 and 30lb test) rigged Carolina style.
-two beach pole stakes if we fish the surf
-cast net for live bait
-Bait bucket with bubbler
-long pole net
-tackle box.

fail

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

King of Bees posted:

Equipment I'm bringing
-cooler with ice and some waters and snacks
-two poles (I took apart the reels and for maintenance yesterday and respooled them with good 24 and 30lb test) rigged Carolina style.
-two beach pole stakes if we fish the surf
-cast net for live bait
-Bait bucket with bubbler
-long pole net
-tackle box.

Your lack of booze shows you don't know poo poo about what fishing is all about

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't think I "get" fishing. Can't you just lie down in your bathtub and shoot up heroin instead?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Zzulu posted:

I don't think I "get" fishing. Can't you just lie down in your bathtub and shoot up heroin instead?

No, you understand fishing perfectly actually.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Your lack of booze shows you don't know poo poo about what fishing is all about

I don't drink and drive friend.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
sounds like a fun time King of Bees :)

If you catch a fish you should call it Neppi :)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm just gonna eat at a seafood restaurant and put my belly fat on people's backs while I act like I'm too fat to walk around them. Really just throw my weight around on some fools.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbICfSVSqqQ&t=169s

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jukeboxblues posted:

sounds like a fun time King of Bees :)

If you catch a fish you should call it Neppi :)

I want to catch a cool shark because they are fun to catch. But in reality I'm going for flounder, reds, speckled trout and whiting.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

I don't drink and drive friend.

fail

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm confused how you think you can "fish" without alcohol

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

You wanna go? I got room buddy!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

satanic splash-back posted:

I'm confused how you think you can "fish" without alcohol

Benzos?

Zymurgy
Feb 16, 2011

Why not smoke a j instead of drinking?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

You wanna go? I got room buddy!

not if you dont have any booze. what a waste of time

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


Acceptable substitute in some cases, but fishing without alcohol is like shoes without socks

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It's Sunday, you should be going to church!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's Sunday, you should be going to church!

a lot of jesus disciples were fishermen, but at least they had enough common sense to be drunk

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Without booze there could be a disaster. You could even end up catching a fish and then you'd be in a real pickle then wouldn't you?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

not if you dont have any booze. what a waste of time

Your loss friend (or is it mine :confused:)

Zymurgy posted:

Why not smoke a j instead of drinking?

Good strat but I'm prone to drug tests.

satanic splash-back posted:

Acceptable substitute in some cases, but fishing without alcohol is like shoes without socks

I think that's hunting? (The most dangerous game)

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Without booze there could be a disaster. You could even end up catching a fish and then you'd be in a real pickle then wouldn't you?

This is true. It will take some quick thinking and a bit of luck to pull that off.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Can I go fishing with you someday?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Microwaves Mom posted:

Can I go fishing with you someday?

Of course!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

can i?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have a sea plane and a cooler full of dales pales

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

What kind of fish? Big ones? Little ones? Salt water? Fresh water?

One fish? Two fish? Red fish? Blue fish?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

cooler full of dales pales

This is all you need to say to be invited

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I've only gone fishing on lakes, which is less exciting. One time I caught a northern pike that ended up having a whole undigested bluegill in its stomach.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when jesus walked on water what they dont show you is the disciples on the shore barfing everywhere because theyd just come from a wine miracle

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

when jesus walked on water what they dont show you is the disciples on the shore barfing everywhere because theyd just come from a wine miracle

they were pretty miracled out i guess at that point. like holy poo poo slow down dude, im just flesh and blood.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

they were pretty miracled out i guess at that point. like holy poo poo slow down dude, im just flesh and blood.

by like the third miracle he stopped making fish and bread and just made more wine, probaly explains the barfing. jesus repeated the wine thing like four five times,its why im a christian

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

by like the third miracle he stopped making fish and bread and just made more wine, probaly explains the barfing. jesus repeated the wine thing like four five times,its why im a christian

me too, plus you can do whatever you want and still go to heaven. suck it islam

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i go to mass about 24 standard drinks a day

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

SPACE HOMOS posted:

What kind of fish? Big ones? Little ones? Salt water? Fresh water?

One fish? Two fish? Red fish? Blue fish?

Salt water. Big ones I hope! Fishing a jetty or a beach, probably try the jetty first and see if anything is going on then move on to the beach if no bites.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a sea plane and a cooler full of dales pales

Are you Howard Hughes irl?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hang on st. christopher is something i say when im swerving really bad on the highway because im so darn drunk

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Salt water. Big ones I hope! Fishing a jetty or a beach, probably try the jetty first and see if anything is going on then move on to the beach if no bites.

u should be like that guy from the bible, jonah??, and get eaten by a fish then write a blog about it then print it out at the library and pop it thru the transom so i can throw it in the wastepaper basket and light it on fire

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Are you Howard Hughes irl?

no but i inherited some pontoons from a dead guy and i lashed them to a snowmobile and it works the same way if you use your imagination

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