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Its Sunday, thought this would be worth sharing. God has never let you down. Because God doesn't exist.
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God is super real actually and He has the whole world in His hands With Faith in the Lord, All things are possible
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Mar 6, 2016 15:50
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Someone told me faith could move mountains so I asked if he cod move a mountain. He couldn't.
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Mar 6, 2016 15:52
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THat's because God moves the mountain dummy
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Mar 6, 2016 15:52
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god is real
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Mar 6, 2016 15:53
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its funny how dumb everyone is
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Mar 6, 2016 15:53
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Commie NedFlanders posted:THat's because God moves the mountain dummy P sure it's a big burly black dude who does that but god takes cred like at the black oscars
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Mar 6, 2016 15:54
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with faith the size of ein Hemdknopf ich kanne sein ein Scanner like the cronenberg film
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Mar 6, 2016 15:54
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Then whose footprints were those, smartguy?
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Mar 6, 2016 15:54
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Then whose footprints were those, smartguy? God's walk in single file to disguise their numbers
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Mar 6, 2016 15:56
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Its Sunday, thought this would be worth sharing. God has never let you down. beaten to it by the OP!
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Noblesse Obliged posted:P sure it's a big burly black dude who does that but god takes cred like at the black oscars God works through people who open their heart to His will and absolute grace sort of like in the Green Mile, large burly chocolate man was acting like an angel of the Lord
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Mar 6, 2016 15:56
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I like to rotate my faith around, cover all my bases as it were. This week I'm worshipping Karna'ak, the Tahitian mud god, which is no easy feat when the sacrifices call for a Polynesian Kingfisher.
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Mar 6, 2016 15:56
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Actually, the half-remembered quote is about having faith that can remove mountains but not having charity, then you got nothing. Or, as it says elsewhere in the Big Book, faith without works is dead. Suck on that, Luther.
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Mar 6, 2016 15:58
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you are the universe experiencing itself so if you love yourself the universe loves you too 
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Mar 6, 2016 15:59
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Commie NedFlanders posted:God works through people who open their heart to His will and absolute grace Good movie. I remember Tom Hanks trying to piss a lot
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Mar 6, 2016 16:00
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I think we should go back to worshiping multiple deities that represent different aspects of life.
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Mar 6, 2016 16:01
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I think we should go back to worshiping multiple deities that represent different aspects of life. its a free country
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Mar 6, 2016 16:05
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FREE?
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Mar 6, 2016 16:08
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I think we should go back to worshiping multiple deities that represent different aspects of life. that's like having a foot fetish and a hand fetish and a hair fetish and claiming you love each part of your wife but you forget her name
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Mar 6, 2016 16:09
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Commie NedFlanders posted:that's like having a foot fetish and a hand fetish and a hair fetish and claiming you love each part of your wife but you forget her name Heaven yes
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Mar 6, 2016 16:10
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Commie NedFlanders posted:that's like having a foot fetish and a hand fetish and a hair fetish and claiming you love each part of your wife but you forget her name Yeah I love most titties but I don't want to get to know them personally.
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Mar 6, 2016 16:10
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Commie NedFlanders posted:that's like having a foot fetish and a hand fetish and a hair fetish and claiming you love each part of your wife but you forget her name lol "wife"
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Mar 6, 2016 16:28
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god won't let me make have sex with a woman, so i pray
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Mar 6, 2016 16:28
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Commie NedFlanders posted:that's like having a foot fetish and a hand fetish and a hair fetish and claiming you love each part of your wife but you forget her name Then he gives each body part its own name and writes poetry to it. ...Sadly, his relationship with his wife is not improved.
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Mar 6, 2016 16:35
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Someone told me faith could move mountains so I asked if he cod move a mountain. He couldn't. my faith is bigger than his, and its keeping that mountain right were it is also my penis is bigger too
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Mar 6, 2016 17:16
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God fumbled my life.
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Mar 6, 2016 17:19
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What if like sky wizards were men projecting their own god-like desires onto god?
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Mar 6, 2016 17:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSeS7vTEkHE
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Mar 6, 2016 17:24
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quote:Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you. -- Jesus Christ, 31 A.D.
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Mar 6, 2016 17:25
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(CNN)A 43-year-old woman was found dead in an elevator in China after possibly being trapped for a month, state media reported. A maintenance crew was called to inspect a malfunctioning elevator in a residential building in the Gaoling district of Xi'an on January 30, the Beijing Youth Daily newspaper reported. The elevator had stopped between the 10th and 11th floors, so workers yelled from the 11th floor to see if anyone was inside. They did not hear an answer, and then cut off the power supply. When they returned on March 1 to fix it -- after the Lunar New Year holiday -- they discovered the body, according to state media. The woman, who lived in the building, may have died more than 30 days ago. Local authorities arrested and charged the building's management and the elevator maintenance company. An autopsy ruled out the possibility of homicide.
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Mar 6, 2016 17:44
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God makes a fantastic wingman
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Mar 6, 2016 17:46
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God doesn't let me down, rather I let God down every time I draw my dick girl mangas
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Mar 6, 2016 17:50
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Peace be with you op...
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Mar 6, 2016 23:22
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Maldoror posted:(CNN)A 43-year-old woman was found dead in an elevator in China after possibly being trapped for a month, state media reported. Well duh, God only likes white people. The rest are either to work for, or be killed by.
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Mar 6, 2016 23:27
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Maldoror posted:(CNN)A 43-year-old woman was found dead in an elevator in China after possibly being trapped for a month, state media reported. maybe she just pushed the wong button
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Mar 6, 2016 23:32
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Are you 57 OP?
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Mar 6, 2016 23:33
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i once asked god to suck my dick but he didnt so now i look like an rear end in a top hat that didnt get a bj gently caress you god
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Mar 6, 2016 23:35
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flerp posted:i once asked god to suck my dick but he didnt so now i look like an rear end in a top hat that didnt get a bj gently caress you god god helps those who help themselves
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Mar 6, 2016 23:36
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Someone told me faith could move mountains so I asked if he cod move a mountain. He couldn't. I'd like to remind you that ... well, Monty Python said it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk So that mountain was always loving moving
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