Serious Frolicking posted:

i dated a canadian girl briefly. she was completely loving nuts and average looking at best. i just assume she is representative of every woman in canada for no particular reason, so i dont really see the appeal in going there.

Rutibex posted:

City of Tampa posted:

Trump isn't Hitler

Man Whore posted:

I am still holding out hope that trump will turn out to be a magical leader who performs miracles towards the running of the empire even though everyone thought he would be incompetent. Like Claudius.

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MARCH 7, 2016
Canada Fears Photo of Prime Minister with Pandas Could Worsen American Refugee Crisis
BY ANDY BOROWITZ



TORONTO (The Borowitz Report)—Canada, already bracing for the possible inflow of millions of American refugees in November, might have made matters worse by releasing an unacceptably adorable photo of its Prime Minister hugging two baby pandas, Canadians fear.

The photo, taken at the Toronto Zoo and showing Justin Trudeau cuddling with two panda cubs, was “the last thing this country needed,” Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of Canadians for Responsible Immigration, a prominent anti-immigration organization based in Ottawa, said.

“Canada is already staring down the potential crisis of millions of Americans pouring over its border later this year,” Dorrinson said. “Did we really have to announce that we have pandas, too?”

The news photo, which Dorrinson called “an unmitigated disaster,” is expected to worsen the influx of illegal Americans because, he said, “in addition to pointing out that Canada has pandas, it is also reminding people that our Prime Minister is an unusually handsome man, especially for someone in government.”

In an open letter published online, the anti-immigration leader urged Trudeau “to put his country first” and cancel a visit scheduled for Friday at the Winnipeg Puppy and Kitten Shelter.

Rutibex posted:

Trump is nothing like Claudius, Trump is Marcus Licinius Crassus

Rutibex posted:

a lot of people are going to be dissapointed

Man Whore posted:

This is what you can expect if you move to Canada

City of Tampa posted:

And he's supposed to be Hitler? gently caress, he's legitimately to the left of a lot of Democrats. And he's not beholden to the political machine that forces the Republicans to adopt insane policies and forces Democrats to be Republicans from the 1980's.

Rutibex posted:

Hitler was popular because he combined left wing ideas with paternalist authoritarianism, the comparisons are more than superficial

Man Whore posted:

I said hope my friend. More than likely he will be a Commodus

City of Tampa posted:

Oh yeah i forgot about that crazyass Glenn Beck "nationalist Socialists were a left wing movement" poo poo, cool thanks for the blast from the past

Man Whore posted:

This is what you can expect if you move to Canada


I said hope my friend. More than likely he will be a Commodus

DoctorStrangelove posted:

On one hand I do want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! But on the other hand I ate a burrito once and it was pretty good so I don't know exactly where I stand on the question of Donald Trump.