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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

I could just imagine a female version of Clerks with two fat middle age ladies chain smoking outside and running some Jill and Silent Bobbi off every once in a bit.

The actual dialogue would probably consist of how much their drunk redneck husband beat them the night before and stuff like that though, probably would not be the slightly off kilter comedy the male version was. (original ending aside)

More like a Ashely Judd movie I think.

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Magic Mike

Just a male power fantasy, doesn't count.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 17:11

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

A gender-swapped version of "I Spit on your Grave" sound like a good idea for a lightning rod of a movie.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 14:21

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