What would you do with a 1:1 scale foam Harley Quinn statue?

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What would you do with a 1:1 Harley Quinn statue?
	Keep it in the box; I can flip that poo poo on ebay in 50 years!
	Lay it in my bed.
	Display it in my living space; but remember to hide it before friends come over.
	The above option, but don't hide it because I have no shame/friends.
	Totally not have sex with it.
	Turn it into a lamp.
	Burn it.
	I'm not spending money on that poo poo, OP. In fact, I'm not even going to contemplate what I would hypothetically do with such a wasteful object.

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Would you buy this?(The statue, not the woman)

If you would, then I have great news for you! NECA is releasing this life-sized foam replica of Harley Quinn later this year!

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Captivate any room with an impressive life-size replica of the Joker�s deadly second-in-command! This actual size foam Harley Quinn replica figure is based on Batman: Arkham City, the second chapter in the acclaimed video game series.

Standing 5� 11″, Harley was created directly from the digital files used in the making of the game. The figure is made of foam rubber and latex that�s carefully hand-painted for realistic detail, down to the tattoos on her arm and hip! Harley sports plenty of extra touches like a metal wallet chain and synthetic hair.

Stand included; very simple assembly required.

More pictures and info here
btw, this is totally not a sex doll. I will report anyone who makes posts in this thread that implies that it is a sex toy in any way shape or form. This is totally not an empty threat.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:52

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:26

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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ROFLMFAO

DaveSplitter posted:

Would you buy this?(The statue, not the woman)

If you would, then I have great news for you! NECA is releasing this life-sized foam replica of Harley Quinn later this year!

More pictures and info here
btw, this is totally not a sex doll. I will report anyone who makes posts in this thread that implies that it is a sex toy in any way shape or form. This is totally not an empty threat.

i like that the model standing next to her is the duff

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:54

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

You could just life hack your own. Get a mannequin and some clown paint. People will be more impressed by that.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:56

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

a bouquet of pure white roses for mi'lady

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:56

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Can't wait for the inevitable news of someone trying to have sex with it.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:59

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

1:1? boring. give me a 5:1 scale statue and then I can live inside

# ? Mar 8, 2016 02:59

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

no thanks, because that is the skanky video game version and not the animated series version.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:01

Sestze: Jun 6, 2004; Cybernetic Crumb

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

1:1? boring. give me a 5:1 scale statue and then I can live inside

two 5:1 scale harley quinns that i can turn into movable puppets that i can make fight each other to crush me beneath their sexy feet.

y'know, the cabbagepots special

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:01

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Borden posted:

You could just life hack your own. Get a mannequin and some clown paint. People will be more impressed by that.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:01

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I would use it to scare cats and dogs

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:01

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Serious Frolicking posted:

no thanks, because that is the skanky video game version and not the animated series version.

serious cartoon booty enthusiast

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:02

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

well I didn't get to buy a harley quinn play arts kai figure from arkham city when they came out and now they're too expensive to buy, so I guess this'll have to do.

why does her head look deformed?

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:02

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Fuckj

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:02

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

as a real life 1:1 version of the Penguin, I

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:03

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

is there a 1:1 scale foam doll Robin? afaf

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:03

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

as a real life 1:1 version of the Penguin,

lol

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:03

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Junior Jr. posted:

why does her head look deformed?

It's the makeup. You should see her without it.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:04

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Report me. I'd gently caress the poo poo out of it. Who knew I had a thing for trashy clowns?

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:04

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Junior Jr. posted:

well I didn't get to buy a harley quinn play arts kai figure from arkham city when they came out and now they're too expensive to buy, so I guess this'll have to do.

why does her head look deformed?

because only the deformed would buy such an object it's a comfort consideration

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:04

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

WOAH, it's a real life size body pillow!

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:05

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

~~Why should I buy a dumb statue when I could catch a sexy cosplayer instead:~~

Edit: gently caress, no tattoos. Never mind.

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:07

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

DaveSplitter posted:

Why should I buy a dumb statue when I could catch a sexy cosplayer instead:

wood baseball bat

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:08

Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

Modify it w/ a fleshlight, obvs

E: the Marge Simpson one lmbo xd

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:08

a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

id gently caress it

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:09

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Fart Puzzle posted:

Modify it w/ a fleshlight, obvs

Please don't dirty up my clean thread. Tia

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:09

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

DaveSplitter posted:

Would you buy this?(The statue, not the woman)

If you would, then I have great news for you! NECA is releasing this life-sized foam replica of Harley Quinn later this year!

More pictures and info here
btw, this is totally not a sex doll. I will report anyone who makes posts in this thread that implies that it is a sex toy in any way shape or form. This is totally not an empty threat.

Which one is the statue and is it fitted with a fleshlight?

# ? Mar 8, 2016 03:11