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What would you do with a 1:1 Harley Quinn statue?
Keep it in the box; I can flip that poo poo on ebay in 50 years!
Lay it in my bed.
Display it in my living space; but remember to hide it before friends come over.
The above option, but don't hide it because I have no shame/friends.
Totally not have sex with it.
Turn it into a lamp.
Burn it.
I'm not spending money on that poo poo, OP. In fact, I'm not even going to contemplate what I would hypothetically do with such a wasteful object.
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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Did your house mother have a serious crow problem?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

possible :nws: http://imgur.com/a/f8ovf :nws:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Pimp it out to weirdos on craigslist at mark up. When that fails, sell it on craigslist at mark up. Very low probability of it not turning a profit at that point.

Assuming that I paid nothing for this piece of poo poo and can maybe wear a hockey mask when dealing with customers.

It looks like poo poo.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You're a lot happier not knowing, trust me



why don't I ever listen to advice, why

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!




Is that Violent J from the Insane Clown Posse?

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Okay serious honest truth only time: My first ever wet dream was with Harley Quinn. It was really awesome. The next one was with two black chicks for some reason and one of them had a video camera? I had a rough childhood.

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
Kevin smith?!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

NObodiesGeek posted:

Kevin smith?!

Bait a Kevin Smith trap.

And not one of those wussy, humane, non-lethal cage traps.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Illavick posted:

Okay serious honest truth only time: My first ever wet dream was with Harley Quinn. It was really awesome. The next one was with two black chicks for some reason and one of them had a video camera? I had a rough childhood.

kids these days! no one appreciates She-Ra any more

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Hunh. The 1.37 : 1 version costs half as much.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
-Put it on my fire escape to ward off potential burglars.
-Dress it up like a hobo to scare my kids.
-Allow my dog to piss on her leg.
-Use as a decoy parental figure in the shower when Tim Curry is trying to bust me for being underage and alone in a fancy New York hotel.
-Pretend my husband doesn't find the statue more appealing than me.
-Hold a wedding ceremony between her and my 1:1 Jason Vorhees statue.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Oh good now I can finally complete my "gallery of bemusing fetishes."

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Do they have statuettes of harley from arkham asylum or arkham knight?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

All the others are really terrible but I like this one a whole bunch :allears:

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I wish I knew what kind of foam, then I'd know how many cheap Chinese brushless drone motors it would take to get it airborne.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Holy poo poo never knew she was so tall...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jimson posted:

Holy poo poo never knew she was so tall...

Batman is about 7 feet tall in the game so they had to scale her up to match

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Anyone said Harlacle Juimm yet

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

SirEvelynTremble posted:



jastiger's type

Hamly Quinn

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

I really miss not being broken inside and having sweet naive reactions like this

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

I'd have tea parties with it and talk to it and pretend I had a friend

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Nerds and their money are easily parted. And nerds have a lot of money for some reason.

You could just buy a load of comics with the same money, seems like a better investment if you like Harley Quinn that much. I never got the whole ''comic book statue' thing - most are too shameful to show visitors and they don't DO anything, it's not an action figure or something. And they're expensive, just buy more comics instead.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

OldMemes posted:

- most are too shameful to show visitors and they don't DO anything

This can also be said about the nerds themselves.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Junior Jr. posted:

Introducing DC's newest progressive gender-swapped villain...HARRY QUINN!
harley is a unisex name dummy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Harley Quinn Baby

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

a hole-y ghost posted:

harley is a unisex name dummy

but it's funny to piss off nerds by changing names.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

comes along bort posted:

humanity finds a way

She has no holes but i must gently caress

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
A Venn Diagram showing Joker/Quinn fans and Juggalos is just a big rear end circle filled with big asses

Flesh Forge posted:

All the others are really terrible but I like this one a whole bunch :allears:

Congrats on liking a white cosplayin dude with a soul patch

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

batman characters real names are the dumbest poo poo like harleen quinzel oh yeah thats a name like edward nigma gimme a fucken break

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What does cutting a dickhole in something like this do to the resale value? Increase, or decrease?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

david... posted:

batman characters real names are the dumbest poo poo like harleen quinzel oh yeah thats a name like edward nigma gimme a fucken break

all batman characters are tragic figures (apart from hugo strange who just does evil because he loves it)

their dumb names are a metaphor to show that their tragedy is all predestined, even from birth, because they were born in Gotham

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong

FrankieGoes posted:

What does cutting a dickhole in something like this do to the resale value? Increase, or decrease?

Sidegrade. You can't get cash for it anymore but you can trade for the equivalent value in used fleshlight inserts.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015



:twisted:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




jesus loving christ please tell me that is a resin skeleton

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

jesus loving christ please tell me that is a resin skeleton

p sure it's not real. someone said that once and i feel like it's likely/comforting.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

p sure it's not real. someone said that once and i feel like it's likely/comforting.
from what i've heard it is a fake skeleton

i don't know if that comforts me any more, though

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Batman is about 7 feet tall in the game so they had to scale her up to match


That's just silly. Once you're 7 feet tall there is no point in even having a secret identity. People would notice a lot sooner that he was never in the same room as gigantic playboy billionaire and freak of nature, Bruce Wayne.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Alan Smithee posted:

Harley Quinn Baby

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Angela Christine posted:

That's just silly. Once you're 7 feet tall there is no point in even having a secret identity. People would notice a lot sooner that he was never in the same room as gigantic playboy billionaire and freak of nature, Bruce Wayne.

bruce wayne is actually only 6', he just wears bat-stilts when fighting crime

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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