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 Good luck for me. Tilt the machine right, and I can get those chips.
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i'm the off-brand M&Ms mascot from hell
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Mar 8, 2016 06:55
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
no way man ur never gonna get a lay
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Mar 8, 2016 06:56
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good job. youre a credit to the force. i dont always agree with your methods but dammit you get results. now get over here and suck my weiner
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Mar 8, 2016 06:56
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tilt it towards you for salty prizes
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Mar 8, 2016 06:57
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talkin about enfields crispy johnson not the vending kiosk
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Mar 8, 2016 06:58
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ya but seriously dont get squished by a giant junk food dispenser thats just embarresing
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Mar 8, 2016 06:59
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The person before you just had their day ruined by the vending machine. Like they really wanted those chips.
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Mar 8, 2016 07:00
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are there cans of sprite in that vending machine with the chips? not even cold? that poo poo is pathetic
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Mar 8, 2016 07:05
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lmao plain lays
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Mar 8, 2016 07:08
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Tom Gorman posted:are there cans of sprite in that vending machine with the chips? not even cold? 
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Mar 8, 2016 07:09
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:no way man ur never gonna get a lay
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Mar 8, 2016 07:36
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I think all the snacks are cold
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Mar 8, 2016 08:17
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Another example of cargo cult mentality i see
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Mar 8, 2016 08:45
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Bad luck is buying and eating food from a snack machine.
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Mar 8, 2016 08:46
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Bad luck is buying and eating food from a snack machine. whats wrong with buying a goddamn loving snack from a loving vebding machine dr vedio games 012????,??
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Mar 8, 2016 08:57
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Enfield posted:whats wrong with buying a goddamn loving snack from a loving vebding machine dr vedio games 012????,?? holy gently caress i bet you dont even hand roll and press your own at home doritos corn chips sourced from free range cobs.
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Mar 8, 2016 09:00
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in disaster movies vending machines become intregal to the plot when the main charcter demonstrates his strength and ability by bashing open a vending machine and distributing valuable cheezles to his weary compainions. dr viedo games would probably get his arm stuck in one and get eaten by a wild boar because hes such a friggin tool with no sustainabilty in a post apocolyptic scenario, unlike me who has mastered 12 different forms of armed and unarmed combat and has no fear in the face of unimaginable odds. gently caress you dr video games you stupid assholw
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Mar 8, 2016 09:02
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Enfield posted:in disaster movies vending machines become intregal to the plot when the main charcter demonstrates his strength and ability by bashing open a vending machine and distributing valuable cheezles to his weary compainions. dr viedo games would probably get his arm stuck in one and get eaten by a wild boar because hes such a friggin tool with no sustainabilty in a post apocolyptic scenario, unlike me who has mastered 12 different forms of armed and unarmed combat and has no fear in the face of unimaginable odds. gently caress you dr video games you stupid assholw it's on like donkey kong
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Mar 8, 2016 09:02
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This bar has smokes in the snack machine and the day I hit doubles will be the happiest day
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Mar 8, 2016 09:03
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Enfield posted:whats wrong with buying a goddamn loving snack from a loving vebding machine dr vedio games 012????,?? Im saying its bad luck because if youre eating that poo poo, youre probably working at some poo poo office job that doesn't even serve real food. Generally a sign of bad luck. Also overpriced products usually, bad luck you could not make it to the store or home to satisfy self destructive carb addiction. Also if you tip the machine on top of yourself while trying to retrieve a free snack, that is also bad luck. Just bad luck all around man. Enfield posted:in disaster movies vending machines become intregal to the plot when the main charcter demonstrates his strength and ability by bashing open a vending machine and distributing valuable cheezles to his weary compainions. dr viedo games would probably get his arm stuck in one and get eaten by a wild boar because hes such a friggin tool with no sustainabilty in a post apocolyptic scenario, unlike me who has mastered 12 different forms of armed and unarmed combat and has no fear in the face of unimaginable odds. gently caress you dr video games you stupid assholw Unrelated but it's also extremely unlucky to have lived and seen that film and lived. Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Im saying its bad luck because if youre eating that poo poo, youre probably working at some poo poo office job that doesn't even serve real food. Generally a sign of bad luck. Also overpriced products usually, bad luck you could not make it to the store or home to satisfy self destructive carb addiction. Also if you tip the machine on top of yourself while trying to retrieve a free snack, that is also bad luck. Just bad luck all around man. im gonna let you in on a terrifying secret about the united states. there are people and places in america where that reeses falling out of the coil or not falling probly determines some simmering madmans decision on whether to let loose or keep it cool for one more day
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Mar 8, 2016 09:07
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Shaquin posted:im gonna let you in on a terrifying secret about the united states. there are people and places in america where that reeses falling out of the coil or not falling probly determines some simmering madmans decision on whether to let loose or keep it cool for one more day Because that's really bullshit. The snack machine is loving ripping you off, its not even a human, it does not have those kinds of freedoms. I cant even get angry at it properly. All I can do is post on the internet random things about how snack machines and the food in them are poo poo to vent my frustration. Do you understand?
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Mar 8, 2016 09:10
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buddy when those vending machines have their boots on your face and their ranch flavored viruses running rampant across the global web keurigs steaming people in the balls or whatever you better get ready to find some anger
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Mar 8, 2016 09:13
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when america crumbles and lies rotting beneath the sun itll just be me and my saucy pink haired sidekick chick going from vending machine to vending machine to harvest the sweet chipps ahoy that lay within while you ding dongs try to eat sticks and a dog pelts because you lack the fortitude to get into the vending machines, natures inscrutqblw food boxes
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Mar 8, 2016 09:17
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Shaquin posted:buddy when those vending machines have their boots on your face and their ranch flavored viruses running rampant across the global web keurigs steaming people in the balls or whatever you better get ready to find some anger I think you're agreeing with me, Im not sure. But yes, destroy them all before they have a chance to do any more harm.
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Mar 8, 2016 09:19
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Enfield posted:when america crumbles and lies rotting beneath the sun itll just be me and my saucy pink haired sidekick chick going from vending machine to vending machine to harvest the sweet chipps ahoy that lay within while you ding dongs try to eat sticks and a dog pelts because you lack the fortitude to get into the vending machines, natures inscrutqblw food boxes With high fire resistance you could probably go to the Warm Cave and get the blessed chainmail early on
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Mar 8, 2016 09:20
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Enfield posted:when america crumbles and lies rotting beneath the sun itll just be me and my saucy pink haired sidekick chick going from vending machine to vending machine to harvest the sweet chipps ahoy that lay within while you ding dongs try to eat sticks and a dog pelts because you lack the fortitude to get into the vending machines, natures inscrutqblw food boxes That's valid
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Mar 8, 2016 09:24
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Tom Gorman posted:are there cans of sprite in that vending machine with the chips? not even cold? You know I was hoping OP would weigh in by now, but what the gently caress is there a can of Sprite in the chip and candy vending machine. Like what the flying gently caress.
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Mar 8, 2016 09:35
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My cousin got fired from a p good job driving heavy machinery around at a big plant-site for constantly stealing from the vending machine. The fat bastard stole something like £400 of snacks in 6months because the machine was really old, had no alarm so you could shake it, and no flappy bit at the bottom to stop you putting your arm up in there. I guess they didn't think grown adult men would be trying to steal a few pounds worth of snacks every single day.
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Mar 8, 2016 09:49
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I think all the snacks are cold they weren't kidding when they said cool ranch
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Mar 8, 2016 09:58
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spud posted:really old [...] you could shake it, and no flappy bit at the bottom to stop you putting your arm up in there. Hahaha but enough about your fricking mom. 
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Mar 8, 2016 11:22
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Minimalist Program posted:Hahaha but enough about your fricking mom. lol
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Mar 8, 2016 11:43
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That's a cheap rear end machine. Ours will spit out another to unjam the first. Double payday payday and m&ms & m&ms all day
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I got a coke It burned the whole way down
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