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I am personally a fan of how Satanism has evolved into a secular political movement aimed at highlighting violations of the establishment clause first amendment, e.g. pushing for Baphomet statues in government buildings where the 10 commandments are displayed. I'm also fairly okay with Universalism because I like the idea of hitler getting into heaven and everyone feeling super awkward about it.
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I woship youre mums rear end op
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:01 |
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Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints. When you gotta get your rape on and gather 50 wives, that's the one you want. edit: don't do the above.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:02 |
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heres the idol of yer fat mam i carved and venerate op
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:05 |
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druidism
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:07 |
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www posted:druidism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:08 |
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Oberleutnant posted:
I admire Oberluetnant's veneration of Op's mom but do not subscribe to it.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:10 |
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I really admire how peaceful Islam is. If only more religions like Christianity were more like Islam.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:14 |
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I am fan of the mystic branches of major religions such as Sufi and Kabbalah. I also like the collection of early writings that make up what we now call Hindu. I guess I'm a dirty pagan in my heart of hearts.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:24 |
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theyre all dumb as poo poo, much like you, OP
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:26 |
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None because it's all made up poo poo. Sorry to barge in and goonsay but still
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:27 |
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definitely mithraism
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:27 |
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Capitalism.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:28 |
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A hare krishna guy selling vegetarian food at a music festival told me that his religion doesn't proselytize because they believe everyone finds their own path in their own time. Seems like a pretty chill religion.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:31 |
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Frog Act posted:definitely mithraism OG Christians.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:32 |
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The Shakers, I believe is what they were called? Some old Pilgrim-y types that were basically nevernudes. They aren't around anymore because they were so convinced that sex was bad, even for procreation.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:34 |
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Heaven's Gate
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:35 |
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I love the heaven's gate videos that dude loving cray as poo poo
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:36 |
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Rastafarianism ftw
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:38 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I love the heaven's gate videos that dude loving cray as poo poo I swear that whole group was just a viral marketing stunt by Nike.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:38 |
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Zoroastrianism.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:39 |
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please leave my body out for the vultures when i die thanks
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:41 |
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I admire Judaism and pagan Roman state religion, that poo poo is cool.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:41 |
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odinism is def one of the coolest and has no negative impact on anyone today so it wins
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:42 |
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unabaumer posted:The Shakers, I believe is what they were called? Some old Pilgrim-y types that were basically nevernudes. They aren't around anymore because they were so convinced that sex was bad, even for procreation. also i think they made furniture for a while, even after the religion died out
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:44 |
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Wasn't it mormons who make wicked good furniture?
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:48 |
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Early church of Satan, Church of the Subgenius, Odinism. Nowadays, nothing.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:51 |
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The Amish make some good stuff too
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:55 |
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I worship the one true god, the burning searing hellfire of nuclear inferno. May you be consumed by the flash, brother.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 19:59 |
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satanic splash-back posted:The Amish make some good stuff too I always get them confused with mormons
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:01 |
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Islam is the light. A toy doll told me so.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:17 |
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I'm a fan of ancient levantine polytheism lots of gods and goddesses, cool idols, incense and sacrifices the mythology owns too
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:24 |
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Frog Act posted:definitely mithraism tell us of the mysteries of the mithraeum, o frog act
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:25 |
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Big fan of those Indians that tear out peoples' hearts and throw them into lava. Good moral foundations
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:25 |
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Islam
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:25 |
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I'm a big fan of St. Thomas Aquinas. I think he might be accountable for more miracles than any other saint. Plus his books aren't bad reading if you're into that kind of thing.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:27 |
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Mange Mite posted:Islam why?
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:28 |
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Apparently in some form of the Catholic religion, you can be an absolute shithead for your entire life, sinning so hard that they dedicate an entire church worth of nuns to just cry about you all day... and then when you're about to die you can give a bunch of money and you still go to heaven. That's a pretty sweet deal IMHO.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:33 |
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I used to live in downtown Clearwater near the Scientology headquarters and sometimes I'd see a cute girl in her Sea Org outfit and wonder what went wrong
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:34 |
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bitcoin Also, lets make sure we help Iran get some nukes quote:A piece of rabbinic literature(written 2000 years ago) known as the Yalkut Shimoni touches on many future scenarios both for the nation of Israel and for the world. In its section on the biblical Book of Isaiah and the prophecies contained therein, a rabbi cited by the Yalkut Shimoni states: TLDR; IRAN WANTS TO NUKE THE WORLD FOR JESUS. Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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