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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Whats the big deal about women?

Me and duncan hang out all day in my backyard killing bugs and stuff and we have so much fun! We dont need no stinkin girls- if we see a girl we shoot our modded Nerf Mavericks at them until they go away. they smell all perfumy and they talk too much, besides my big sister sophie is a girl and i hate her.

So what is so great about them anyways?

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Boobs.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
duncan has boobs too, and i dont gotta buy him dinner to see em!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the only good woman is a gay woman. like me. :)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

the only good woman is a gay woman. like me. :)

pew pew shhots at u. get outta here, this is guy talk!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

pew pew shhots at u. get outta here, this is guy talk!

my bad. peace.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's so it's not super confusing for dudes to have a penis and be aware of it.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you pee in them to make babies

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

you pee in them to make babies

thsi is the kinda stuff i need to know

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

you pee in them to make babies

Hell yeah. I knew it.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Enfield posted:

you pee in them to make babies

only works if you put your dingus in their front butt tho

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
duncan says if you kiss a girl 3 times it means you are married

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Vaginas.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
spelunking adventures

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
duncan also said women have babies as a way to get you to buy them more stuff. like dresses and hats

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

are you that guy from realultimatepower.net?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

tax breaks and government incentives

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i thought we told you to stop hanging out with duncan, he is a bad influence

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
no way! duncan has nintendo

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
why don't you like your sega master system?

www
Aug 4, 2010

dunno OP, they no big deal if you ask me

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
breasticles are.more fun to push the buttons on

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Can I come in the clubhouse? My mom got me a set of water guns for my birthday and you can use one if I can come in

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

why don't you like your sega master system?

i only have Alex Kidd, duncan says its gay

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ChrisHansen posted:

Can I come in the clubhouse? My mom got me a set of water guns for my birthday and you can use one if I can come in

hell yeah, my mom ordered that bacon pizza from little ceasars and duncan said we can watch scrambled cable after everyone goes to sleep

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'd hang out with a woman if she had sega cd. Sega cd rules.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Boys rule and girls drool. I just have to be home by six. My mom's making stuffed shells.

Moms aren't girls, are they?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'd hang out with a woman if she had sega cd. Sega cd rules.

yeah thats a tough one alright...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ChrisHansen posted:

Boys rule and girls drool. I just have to be home by six. My mom's making stuffed shells.

Moms aren't girls, are they?

Moms are moms. everyone knows that!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Hey, I heard that Jimmy from the next block over has one of those water balloon launchers.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have 6 nerf boomerangs but they are all stuck on the roof

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What is special about each and every one of us anyways? :shrug: *peacocks feathers*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

JiveHonky posted:

i have 6 nerf boomerangs but they are all stuck on the roof

yeah well maybe if duncan's parents gave us back our ladder...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
duncans dad borowed the harrisons leaf blower and when mr. harrison went to get it back duncans dad punched him in the nose. good luck with the ladder!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
My dad said that after work every day, Duncan's dad goes to the bar and drinks a beer. I think he might be an alcoholic

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i asked duncan about those bruises, he said he fell down the stairs. i believe him ok

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Well let me tell you kids something, Duncan's sad is a god drat commie and didn't even vote for Reagan

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
he used to be a policeman, i dont think you can be a commie policeman can you?

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Women are easier to rape & dominate. Most accept the enforced dynamic & eventually begin to vigorously enjoy their service oriented role. As God intended.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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I don't know, well here is your mail. Tell your parents I said hi.

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