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Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

hmm

# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:58

bored_fed_up: Mar 9, 2016; by Shine

see about right but theres a lot more anger and slutz and god is a black friend of the family

# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:47

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

a frog with a fish on his head reading a book. the book is mein kampf. the frog is shaking its head, the fish waving its fins for balance.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:48

bored_fed_up: Mar 9, 2016; by Shine

yes

also there are niggers

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:49

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

bored_fed_up posted:

yes

also there are niggers

Hello Franco

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:00

bored_fed_up: Mar 9, 2016; by Shine

y cant blac k ppl be in the creation story of ur sperg game

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:02

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Yeah, that seems about right. Devoid of GBS posting ol Franco went gay-bones and now is the avenging shitposter in an attempt to show Lowtax the error of stopping his valiant crusade against funny posters

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:03

bored_fed_up: Mar 9, 2016; by Shine

being funny is good fat ola

see i made a fun comment

ur fat

ur name is ola

FAT OLA LOL

GET IT

LOL!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:03

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

All of these descriptions already read like David Foster Wallace stories, so I'll go with

"It's 1976. The sky is low and full of clouds. The grey clouds are bulbous and wrinkled and shiny. The sky looks cerebral. Under the sky is a field, in the wind. A pale highway runs beside the field. Lots of cars go by. One of the cars stops by the right side of the highway. Two small children are brought out of the car by a young woman with a loose face. A man at the wheel of the car stares straight ahead. The children are silent and have very white skin. The woman carries a grocery bag full of something heavy. Her face hangs loose over the bag. She brings the bag and the white children to a wooden fencepost, by the field, by the highway. The children's hands, which are small, are placed on the wooden post. The woman tells the children to touch the post until the car returns. She gets in the car and the car leaves. There is a cow in the field near the fence. The children touch the post. The wind blows. Lots of cars go by. They stay that way all day."

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:09

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Stinky_Pete posted:

At some point I'll have to figure out posing.

thank you for making dreams come true

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:33

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Stinky_Pete posted:

At some point I'll have to figure out posing.

I don't think it allows you to pose the models. You can import your own models into their database but thats a lot of :effort:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:09

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Windows 98 posted:

I don't think it allows you to pose the models. You can import your own models into their database but thats a lot of

Ah okay. I just hope they work in a bit of ragdoll physics at some point so I can at least make things look dead instead of taxidermed

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:33

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Stinky_Pete posted:

Ah okay. I just hope they work in a bit of ragdoll physics at some point so I can at least make things look dead instead of taxidermed

It's still in beta. We should probably write in about adding posing functionality. That is kind of the whole point of beta testing. I have a feeling by the time this really hits its stride we won't have to type like first graders either.

Right now im doing a bunch of homework, but when I finish up in a few hours I will get back to creating your visual art my gons.

e: I might be able to decompile the database holding the World of Warcraft models and upload some of those in there. But I'm sure that's riddled with copyright issues.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:36

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Windows 98 posted:

e: I might be able to decompile the database holding the World of Warcraft models and upload some of those in there. But I'm sure that's riddled with copyright issues.

I don't know much about the file formats or whatnot, but I think the SFM community has a lot of resources we could push in

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:56

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

bored_fed_up posted:

being funny is good fat ola

see i made a fun comment

ur fat

ur name is ola

FAT OLA LOL

GET IT

LOL!

poo poo the gently caress up dare

your ex-girlfriend is smarter than you

# ? Mar 10, 2016 03:40

Herr Doktor Kreig: Feb 16, 2016

Buildings crashing down to a cracking ground
Rivers turn to wood, ice melting to flood
Earth lies in death bed, clouds cry water dead
Tearing life away, here's the burning pay

Electric Funeral

# ? Mar 10, 2016 04:35

extralevel: Mar 10, 2016; by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

poo poo the gently caress up dare

your ex-girlfriend is smarter than you

you ppl still do not get it :-(

im glad she's computer smart tho

# ? Mar 10, 2016 04:41

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

a man shits fire after eating a burrito. a penguin eating ice cream stares at him.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 04:44

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

goddamn dare is an rear end in a top hat

how is he paying for all these accounts? is it social security? did he steal someone's credit card?

what an rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:38

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Cock and endless balls

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:42

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Scuba diver is holding gun fire. A scoobydoo gettting fire on him 20ft tall

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:43

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

making these fuckers is annoying

Isaac posted:

Scuba diver is holding gun fire. A scoobydoo gettting fire on him 20ft tall

# ? Mar 10, 2016 16:58

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

a reflective sphere hovers 6 inches above the ground. the ground is a checkered pattern.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:27

med_tech: Mar 10, 2016; by Lowtax

a donkey dick and a pickle touch an angels face

the angel says

hey you kids r loving niggers

the kids say LOL WE DONT CARE gently caress YOU ANGEL

angel smiles and gives them a bunch of money to play with :-D

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

med_tech posted:

a donkey dick and a pickle touch an angels face

the angel says

hey you kids r loving niggers

the kids say LOL WE DONT CARE gently caress YOU ANGEL

angel smiles and gives them a bunch of money to play with :-D

im not sure you understand how this program works??????? :confused:

????????

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:29

med_tech: Mar 10, 2016; by Lowtax

shut up u gave me control :P

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:30

med_tech: Mar 10, 2016; by Lowtax

also the random laughing code is great LOL

but im so hosed

just going into places and talking to u and laughing this is mean they will not get it

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:30

med_tech: Mar 10, 2016; by Lowtax

we cheated in tribes this way 2 btw for stork non opsayo or any1 wondering :p

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:31

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

my dude just chill out and listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUFSB2plwzM

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:32

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Wall Balls posted:

a reflective sphere hovers 6 inches above the ground. the ground is a checkered pattern.

Couldn't get checkered ground, but I added some embellishments

I got the bust by typing "communist"

# ? Mar 10, 2016 17:43

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

(this is is all supposed to be part of one picture... the positioning of the individual objects is not important aside from where mentioned)

A clock.
The clock is 10 feet tall.
Ten chimpanzees.
The chimpanzees are 2 feet tall.
The chimpanzees are in front of the clock.
A monkey.
The monkey is 1 foot tall.
The monkey is in front of the chimpanzees.
A man.
The man is 6 feet tall.
The man is on fire.
The man is holding a knife.
The knife is 1 foot long.
A boy.
The boy is 5 feet tall.
The boy's eyeballs are 6 inches wide.
The boy is facing the man.
The knife is touching the boy.
The boy is bleeding.
A pile of vegetables.
The vegetables are 6 inches tall.
A can of spray paint.
The can of spray paint is 1 foot tall.
The can of spray paint is facing the vegetables.
A stall.
The stall is 6 feet tall.
A pile of food.
The pile of food is 1 foot tall.
The pile of food is inside of the stall.
A dog.
The dog is 2 feet tall.
The dog is in the stall.
The dog is facing the pile of food.
The dog is eating the food.
A steak.
The steak is 3 inches tall.
A cake.
The cake is 6 inches tall.
The steak is on top of the cake.
Stockings.
The stockings are 2 feet long.
The cake is on top of the stockings.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:08

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

med_tech posted:

a pickle touch an angels face

the angel says

hey you kids

angel smiles and gives them a bunch of money to play with :-D

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:11

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

green chicken feet posted:

(this is is all supposed to be part of one picture... the positioning of the individual objects is not important aside from where mentioned)

A clock.
The clock is 10 feet tall.
Ten chimpanzees.
The chimpanzees are 2 feet tall.
The chimpanzees are in front of the clock.
A monkey.
The monkey is 1 foot tall.
The monkey is in front of the chimpanzees.
A man.
The man is 6 feet tall.
The man is on fire.
The man is holding a knife.
The knife is 1 foot long.
A boy.
The boy is 5 feet tall.
The boy's eyeballs are 6 inches wide.
The boy is facing the man.
The knife is touching the boy.
The boy is bleeding.
A pile of vegetables.
The vegetables are 6 inches tall.
A can of spray paint.
The can of spray paint is 1 foot tall.
The can of spray paint is facing the vegetables.
A stall.
The stall is 6 feet tall.
A pile of food.
The pile of food is 1 foot tall.
The pile of food is inside of the stall.
A dog.
The dog is 2 feet tall.
The dog is in the stall.
The dog is facing the pile of food.
The dog is eating the food.
A steak.
The steak is 3 inches tall.
A cake.
The cake is 6 inches tall.
The steak is on top of the cake.
Stockings.
The stockings are 2 feet long.
The cake is on top of the stockings.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:37

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Thank you for bringing this ambitious vision to life! I can't stop laughing... I might use this for my av when I finally buy one.

I like how the dog is inside of a popcorn vending cart. Necessity is the mother of invention.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:43

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

green chicken feet posted:

Thank you for bringing this ambitious vision to life! I can't stop laughing...

I like how the dog is inside of a popcorn vending cart. Necessity is the mother of invention.

no problem the "egg" is food and the spray paint can was a no go so just did a reg ol' can!

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:44

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

no problem the "egg" is food and the spray paint can was a no go so just did a reg ol' can!

Aha. I was wondering about the giant sunny-side-up egg. It does add to the scene.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 18:47

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

The man is inside the huge mylar pyramid.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 22:26

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Tsunemori posted:

A man. A bed. A woman. ~~A baby.~~ The man is standing 1 foot behind the bed. The woman is in the bed. The woman is sad. The man moves past and heals.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 22:58

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Futanari anime princess leaving furcon.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 23:06

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snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

Stinky_Pete posted:

This rules

# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:51

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