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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A goon stock ticker to replace the posting gloryhole. Watch your line go up whenever you're quoted or your threads are voted highly, watch it go down when you are ignored or your threads are voted poorly. Updates in real time.

Email alerts for bookmarked threads (OP gets an email when his or her thread is bookmarked).

A windowed messenger service like facebook has.

Video embed for avatars.

T-shirts that any goon can make and they get a portion of the profits. Like, it doesn't matter what the shirt is, just pull one out of your rear end and submit it to the SA shirt store and let the invisible hand of capitalism take care of the rest. Top selling shirts show up on the store front page. Shirts can be searched by creator username or hashtag. You'd get a mix of shitposters and effortposters and what do you care if someone buys a brown shirt with the word "crap" on it like from the thread vote thing as long as some sucker pays $30 for it.
Maybe you can charge money to submit shirt designs so you get people coming and going (this one started out as a joke idea but actually I think it's good Lowtax pls take under consideration).

A dedicated Ghostbusters Subforum.

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Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
a CYOA where zen death robot rewrites a major forum subsystem based on poster input

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


One day a year I am the boss

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Threads (and individual posts) in PI, GIP, and TCC are randomly swapped one a year.

0dB
Jan 3, 2009
A VR goggles interface where you can be whatever colourful character you like as long as it's a fat goon.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lowtax clean my room it is a mess and I amthe boss today, March 9th

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Suggestion: make posts that are funny

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
random thread button pls

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

0dB posted:

A VR goggles interface where you can be whatever colourful character you like as long as it's a fat goon.

Just turn off your monitor.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Waroduce posted:

procedurally generated thread button pls

now is legit

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
four forums only

gbs
fyad
lljk
awful links

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lmao at sir evelyn trembles av

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wait no dpph instead of awful links would be bette

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a feature that will enable me to contest probations via trial by combat

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
goonmeet dating app

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

warrior poets in gbs that can only post in epic poems

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
we should have a dedicated forum for jon pop

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax
ya id like to meet this jon pop cuz whoever he is u ppl r obsessed with him :-D

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

special forum that anyone can view where only franco, psyopmonkey, moridin920, and conquistador can post.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hell Yeah posted:

special forum that anyone can view where only franco, psyopmonkey, moridin920, and conquistador can post.

can i post there to rile them up?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
A new Trump themed mod to make something awful great (again?)

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
pbj

Only registered members can see post attachments!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


what a nut!

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:



A dedicated Ghostbusters Subforum.


This should be a global forum. seperate from SA

more money should be arriving soon IMO every1 gets raises again etc

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

A dedicated Ghostbusters Subforum.

I would strongly throw in my support for a Paranormal / Occult subforum. Notice I intentionally omitted Conspiracy as a subject of said subforum - that's how you get the Feds.

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax
hillary is the best mom and president and emperor ever forum

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax
hillary personally gave dare a pardon forum

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax
hillary is a nice gal <3 ~ dare forum

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
An "I'm feeling lucky" style reply button that posts your reply to a random thread

An upvote button on posts that bans your account when you press it

E/N's own goldmine

Vacation mode for thread OPs that auto replies to any new posts in the thread letting them know the poster is unavailable and when they expect to return

extralevel
Mar 10, 2016

by Lowtax
violent writings global forum seperate sa (not for me for u)

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
A button where when you press it it logs out a randomly selected poster

An account upgrade that lets you choose the poster you log out

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a button where when people click it it gives me a dollar and they lose a dollar basically i want your money everyone

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Macrotransactions

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Integrated cryptocurrency and bring back the digg button

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
A Russian roulette forum where you can post whatever you want but there's a 1/6 chance you'll be auto banned

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
an "invite your friends" widget

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the ability to learn karate from the forums, through me paying lowtax, and then i immediately knwo karate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Can we have a variable power setting on posts

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
EX posts like in sf3s

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
permanent flame text

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