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CabaretVoltaire
Jun 10, 2003
Better than Turin Brakes.
I want each thread to have a review / summary written by SuperMechaGodzilla

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
snyper bitch

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

goon camp

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

this, but at your moms house. with just her and me

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A new stylesheet for GBS that turns all window borders into spinal columns and puts skulls with glowing red eyes on all the corners. Also the cursor is made of bones.
The background would be black of course but with GIF flames all along the bottom of the page.

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

A new stylesheet for GBS that turns all window borders into spinal columns and puts skulls with glowing red eyes on all the corners. Also the cursor is made of bones.
The background would be black of course but with GIF flames all along the bottom of the page.

this

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
Can we please get a 56k warning again on threads with large images? I hate getting blindsided by a large jiff animation or whatever in a thread and it drat near crashes my computer.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Bring back all the old subforums but merge them into one big forum where we post porn, torrents, and communist manifestos

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
$5 to hellban someone for a week.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Applewhite posted:

Uber but for goons.

goober

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Also hitting the "post" button triggers a .wav file of a witch cackling at max volume. The sound is audible to everyone currently reading the thread.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 10, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

poo poo I meant to include that exact name in my post. Yes it would be Goober.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Applewhites forum theme idea but let me purchase themes that other users have to see, I want to buy them gas chamber themes so they know where their posts belong. All the themes should still have the sweet flames and witch cackling button too

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Is it JP behind these? I figured they were bot generated.
i think it was figured out that Dare is behind them all

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Aralan posted:

A Russian roulette forum where you can post whatever you want but there's a 1/6 chance you'll be auto banned

Sounds solid, one tweak though

temp autoban on 1/6, with a 1/666 of full ban.

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

drunk dog posted:

snyper bitch

was me ya i was dat hpb kid

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Aralan posted:

Applewhites forum theme idea but let me purchase themes that other users have to see, I want to buy them gas chamber themes so they know where their posts belong. All the themes should still have the sweet flames and witch cackling button too

time limits on this

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An emote that is a GIF of a rotating rear end.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you get a goldmined thread, you win an actual Macaw that will be mailed to your house.

If any of your Macaws die you get banned.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
What kind of macaw

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Some ideas:

*A new forum that idiot/bot that keeps reregging can post in, all by himself.

*everyone can come to my house for Burger King!!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Captain Yossarian posted:

Some ideas:

*A new forum that idiot/bot that keeps reregging can post in, all by himself.

*everyone can come to my house for Burger King!!

it would be cool if idiots like him had a forum of their own only they can post in and nobody else can see - forum purgatory

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Aralan posted:

What kind of macaw

The big kind.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Applewhite posted:

An emote that is a GIF of a rotating rear end.

Which way does the rear end rotate, is it going clockwise/counter-clockwise or is it rotating in such a direction that half the time it is actually a crotch

this is important

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Applewhite posted:

If you get a goldmined thread, you win an actual Macaw that will be mailed to your house.

If any of your Macaws die you get banned.

to keep you honest you must email a picture of each of your macaws holding today's newspaper to a PI mod once a month or they will be presumed dead

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A fully playable version of the 1995 Broderbund game Math Workshop embedded at the top of every thread.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

Which way does the rear end rotate, is it going clockwise/counter-clockwise or is it rotating in such a direction that half the time it is actually a crotch

this is important

The crotch one. It is rotating on its Y axis.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Being able to pay $1 to have your post bumped to the first page so people actually see it.

Separate bookmarks pages. One for the threads you follow regularly, and another for the ones you don't have to go searching for but only look at on rare occasion.

The ability to view more than 40 posts on a page.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
we should have an IRL convention where people reveal how truly awful/horny they are

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
A button that combines all of X users posts into one post.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

we should have an IRL convention where people reveal how truly awful/horny they are

I would actually go to this.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Waltzing Along posted:

Being able to pay $1 to have your post bumped to the first page so people actually see it.

how about not making lovely posts? so that people might actually look at them

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
User-selectable Rowdy Trout stylesheet for GBS

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Big City Drinkin posted:

User-selectable Rowdy Trout stylesheet for GBS
i support our trout overlord

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

Also hitting the "post" button triggers a .wav file of a witch cackling at max volume. The sound is audible to everyone currently reading the thread.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
People can only post one thread per day, each thread after costs 99c.

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
A dialog box asking me if I'm sure I want to leave the forums when I close the tab. Many times I think I want to leave, but I'm really not sure.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Has anyone suggested making some of the "supplemental" subforums like BSS or AI available as paid DLC?

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

A new stylesheet for GBS that turns all window borders into spinal columns and puts skulls with glowing red eyes on all the corners. Also the cursor is made of bones.
The background would be black of course but with GIF flames all along the bottom of the page.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Big City Drinkin posted:

A dialog box asking me if I'm sure I want to leave the forums when I close the tab. Many times I think I want to leave, but I'm really not sure.

add the warning "You won't be able to read or post threads if you exit"

we call that one the Skype

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