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Realized this when I was watching Zootopia last night, but children have a mostly uniform and strict schedule where they can go to movies. This is mostly at showings between 4pm-8pm on weekdays. If you really want to go to the newest Disney movie, but don't want to wade through crowds of screaming kids, go during school hours. Most theaters start showing these movies at at least 1pm. Already have a 9-5 job? Try to go at the latest showing. The showing I went to started at 10pm and was over by around 12am, which is long past the time most sane parents would keep their kids up. Just a quick tip for people who have been burned one too many times on bratty kids at movie theaters.
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did the kids touch you in your furry suit?
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Mar 10, 2016 09:20
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Live in a city that has an Alamo Drafthouse, and you don't have to worry. Although you really shouldn't bother going to see Disney movies at the theater if you are an adult and don't have kids.
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Mar 10, 2016 09:20
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movie theatres are just small tvs with uncomfortable seats and overpriced popcorn
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Mar 10, 2016 09:21
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i dont want to see the newest disney movie because i am an adult man op
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Mar 10, 2016 09:22
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I think they should have special no-kids-allowed showings of moviefilms so I can see the newest Pixar flick without hearing whiny brats
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Mar 10, 2016 09:30
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I think they should have special no-kids-allowed showings of moviefilms so I can see the newest Pixar flick without hearing whiny brats Actually, children's movies should be like Lego Land where you can't get in unless you actually have children with you.
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Mar 10, 2016 09:45
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Mar 10, 2016 10:36
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FIRST TIME posted:Actually, children's movies should be like Lego Land where you can't get in unless you actually have children with you. I'm ok with this or there being an adults only viewing, if only to keep our children away from wizard master
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Mar 10, 2016 10:44
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I only go to pornographic theatres, the only kids there know exactly what they're getting into.
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Mar 10, 2016 10:46
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chaosbreather posted:movie theatres are just small tvs with uncomfortable seats and overpriced popcorn The one I go to has huge comfortable recliners for every single person
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Mar 10, 2016 10:52
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I think they should have special no-kids-allowed showings of moviefilms so I can see the newest Pixar flick without hearing whiny brats 
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Mar 10, 2016 10:58
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As a 24 year old male I need a "safe space" from children fuckin millennials
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Mar 10, 2016 11:03
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As a 34 year old male I would like to go to a movie theater with no 24 year old males.
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Mar 10, 2016 11:03
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ScrubLeague posted:As a 34 year old male I would like to go to a movie theater with no 24 year old males. this is more reasonable than the 24 year old's position of fear of kids at a kids movie
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Mar 10, 2016 11:04
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i need my movie theater to be a safe space which to me means a gun-free zone at most times
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Mar 10, 2016 11:04
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amityville anus posted:i need my movie theater to be a safe space which to me means a gun-free zone at most times well you have to have a gun for Rocky Horror Picture Show viewings how can you have a proper audience participation session without the part where everyone shoots their gun at the screen??
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Mar 10, 2016 11:06
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mdm posted:well you have to have a gun for Rocky Horror Picture Show viewings how can you have a proper audience participation session without the part where everyone shoots their gun at the screen?? Rocky Horror is theater performance art not a movie. Anyways I said gun-free most times because what if I want to bring my own gun to the movies or they need to allow a cop with a gun to stop a knife-wielding henchman. It's safe when I have a gun and nobody else does
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Mar 10, 2016 11:27
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amityville anus posted:Rocky Horror is theater performance art not a movie. wow sorry i made you think way too much about my lovely post my condolences
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Mar 10, 2016 11:28
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Which zootopia animal is your new waifu, op?
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mdm posted:wow sorry i made you think way too much about my lovely post my condolences don't apologize you have poo poo taste in movies
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Mar 10, 2016 11:43
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Here's another tip for you: stop living in an arrested juvenile state that makes you go to Disney movies all by yourself, an aging adult man.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:18
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if you go to the ones shortly after school lets out sometimes you can kidnap a kid
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Mar 11, 2016 04:20
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Lol at people who watch movies. "Yeah, I'm gong to sit somewhere for a few hours and watch people play make believe in front of a camera".  About as bad as people who listen to "music". If I want to hear sounds I can just open a window or go outside.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:41
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These movies come out on netflix like six months later.
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Kuato posted:Lol at people who watch movies. "Yeah, I'm gong to sit somewhere for a few hours and watch people play make believe in front of a camera". "Watch porno? Ha, ever heard of sex with a person?"
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Mar 11, 2016 05:29
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Sometimes I wonder what Frozen is about, and what people are talking about when they post super dank Frozen memes. I fear that as a childless adult man I will never get the opportunity to know. Such is life, I suppose.
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amityville anus posted:don't apologize you have poo poo taste in movies my post was in no way condoning rocky horror, just describing it as a gun friendly movie
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Mar 11, 2016 05:45
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hi, my name is *scrolls back up to op* Wizard Mastre, and i just moved into the house down the road and i have to elgally inform you that i am a sex offender. pls vote 5 on my therad welp ok bye
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Mar 11, 2016 06:07
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Wizard Master
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x-mas in thermidor posted:hi, my name is *scrolls back up to op* Wizard Mastre, and i just moved into the house down the road and i have to elgally inform you that i am a sex offender. pls vote 5 on my therad welp ok bye lol
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Mar 11, 2016 06:08
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what kind of proper misanthrope goes to a theatre at all, just wait for it to show up on-demand in your too expensive cable package.
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Aesop Poprock posted:The one I go to has huge comfortable recliners for every single person
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Mar 11, 2016 06:34
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In five years GBS will be the Reddit front page complete with all top comments verbatim except it will all be posted ironically
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Mar 11, 2016 06:45
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pro tip: domt watch movies for little kids
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Mar 11, 2016 06:46
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poisonpill posted:In five years GBS will be the Reddit front page complete with all top comments verbatim except it will all be posted ironically when SA starts using nested comments im going to kill mysefl with helium
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Celluloid Sam posted:
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Mar 11, 2016 06:56
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:when SA starts using nested comments im going to kill mysefl with helium  [/quote] goodbye
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Celluloid Sam posted:
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BigwigML posted:Sometimes I wonder what Frozen is about, and what people are talking about when they post super dank Frozen memes. I fear that as a childless adult man I will never get the opportunity to know. Such is life, I suppose. Just go past a school around 3 PM. There's lots of kids you can 'borrow' for a fun day at the movies.
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