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ricro
Dec 22, 2008
then he needs to substantiate these claims about the size of his dick

SHOW US THE DICK

#dickgate

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ricro
Dec 22, 2008
Dems however have been eerily silent on the whole subject. Why are Republicans the only ones addressing this issue?

ie Is Bernie a shower or a grower? Does Hillary cum vaginally?

Let's have a little transparency in politics please

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
despite its impressive length, the centipede is a nimble navigator

its hollow fangs are filled with venom

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I trust Trump implicitly, and don't need to see his schlong. With that being said I sure wouldn't complain if he did show us.

CabaretVoltaire
Jun 10, 2003
Better than Turin Brakes.
wanna see the long form dick

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
the penis mightier

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
If Trump wants to gain the trust of the American people,

hes gonna need to suck my dick

just sayin'

.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

he already has the trust of the american people

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Hillary definitely has a Hyena Clit.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im not voting because it doesnt matter OP

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

im not voting because it doesnt matter OP

npz

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ibDX9OSWo

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Chinatown posted:

im not voting because I dont matter OP

ftfy

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

die in a gutter

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i'm gonna FOIA everybody's dicks

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
His giant schlong is merely a metaphor for the largest nuclear arsenal on the globe which he will soon put to good use.

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

ManDingo posted:

His giant schlong is merely a metaphor for the largest nuclear arsenal on the globe which he will soon put to good use.

im not trump t,j,e r

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
He will show it. He will sacrifice his dick to make the biggest wall ever.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
A lot of people have seen his dick. They love his dick. It's a great dick, the best dick. This country has had 8 years of a leader with the worst dick. You know. And you know what? Let's all raise our right hands and swear an oath to vote for the greatest dick this country has ever known. Once you've sworn you've got to do it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ur cute

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
id enjoy it if every politician showed us their dick/vagina

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Clearly this guy with baby hands, who puts his name on everything and is very boastful about the size of his wall, has a tremendous hog.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
LBJ showed a bunch of people his dick

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

eSports Chaebol posted:

LBJ showed a bunch of people his dick

He put his wiener in Kennedy's head wound. Hippies told me that.

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

flerp posted:

id enjoy it if every politician showed us their dick/vagina

signed

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

CabaretVoltaire posted:

wanna see the long form dick

You gon learn today

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

drunk dog posted:

die in a gutter

Most gutters are only 1 or 2 inches wide.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I bet Trump is a doggy style kind of guy. I bet he likes doggystylin' a lady while looking out of a window at the the New York skyline. When he's right about to reach climax he unlaces his girdle and lets his secretly super massive gut flop out and obliterate the woman's tailbone. It's called "The Doggy Trump Sex Special".

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ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Obviously Trump is confused. He thought all those teenage prostitutes loved his dick sizr, but it was only bc he's rich and white

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