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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
"Submit and Surrender!"

True sketch of a Martian.

Some crazy fucker got arrested at the White House after he was throwing a package over the fence like he was Batman or some poo poo. Turns out his name was Kyle Odom and he was wanted for murder of a Pastor named Tim Remington. Kyle believes he has proof he was a MARTIAN.

Trust this guy, hes an expert.


Typical huge Martian lips and nose or maybe its a beak?


poo poo Alex Jones was right.


Kyle Odom's manifesto on the Martian THREAT!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/303424144/Kyle-Odom-s-Manifesto#scribd

What are the chances he knows the truth?

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I'd say between zero and Thorazine.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ur art skills are sick op

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
no wonder they are hiding look at them lmao

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Nancy Pelosi?, NOOOOOOOO!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
they fear our laughter

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
A hypsersexual Liz Warren, my goodness I'm blushing

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011


how do you test for whether or not yr a martian?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post


...human men?



oh, that makes sense

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i am the king of siam i am i amthe king of isam i am i am the king of siam i am i am the kind g of siam i am i am the dking ofs ima?



























abliens
Alieans

doo doo doo doo doo doooo bungabungbungabungbungabungbunga doo doo doo doo doo doooo

all of the sexual congress incluing menay state politicians are LIZARD PEPPEL or MARTAINS

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
He's Elliot Rogers but you replace alpha with martian

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
oh man, i am worried about obama



obama i hope you get out of this ok :smith:

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

PBS Newshour posted:

oh man, i am worried about obama



obama i hope you get out of this ok :smith:

Oh poo poo he even talks Kennedy being assassinated because by aliens.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Tenzarin posted:

Oh poo poo he even talks Kennedy being assassinated because by aliens.

government suddenly approves of it's first alien myth: the one that removes their killing of kennedy from the history books

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We need to help and save president Obarma.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Whats really surprising is that there actually exists an insane conspiracy theorist who doesn't think Obama is part of said conspiracy.

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax
havent had a royal flush in a while now ;)

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

ur evolving soon posted:

havent had a royal flush in a while now ;)

Shut the gently caress up

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

skeletonotherkin posted:

Whats really surprising is that there actually exists an insane conspiracy theorist who doesn't think Obama is part of said conspiracy.

No wonder he went to the White House

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
of course it is, but that doesn't mean we'll get to know the truth. ever.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

FrankieGoes posted:

We need to help and save president Obarma.

finally a goon project i can believe in

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
So many goons searching "out there" for the 'truth'. Ha! The truth has been inside you all along. We have to look.....deeper...

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

So many goons searching "out there" for the 'truth'. Ha! The truth has been inside you all along. We have to look.....deeper...

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
hahaha op you loving idiot thats not a martian its a loving gourd hahahaha

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Does anyone here know why all these nutters have similar paranoid delusions? Like this one is a little more colorful then some others I've read about but can these mental diseases get a little more creative it's like come on we've heard all this before dare to be a different type of delusional

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i saw this on the news and thoght this guy was nuts, aliens come from zeta reticuli and extradimensional space, not mars you dolt

Lizard people arent even aliens, they come from deep underground

do your god drat research

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Do they wear lots of green eyeshadow, or did the artist get lazy after coloring the eyes?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

senator roy blunt :vince:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Martians just look all like the same man

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whats the frequency op

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I would gently caress an alien

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Captain Yossarian posted:

I would gently caress an alien

ayyy lmao

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Captain Yossarian posted:

I would gently caress an alien

Blue boobs or green boobs?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Tenzarin posted:

Blue boobs or green boobs?

No boobs. I want a gaylien.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tenzarin posted:

Blue boobs or green boobs?

3 boobs

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