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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

one of the greateset gifs of our time

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



fuckin awesome dude did you listen to kiss

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I hope you had that mole taken care of

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


FrankieGoes posted:

Why does Spider-Man have a belt buckle that projects a picture of his own face?

Because his belts are garbage compared to Batman.



You get a lil' flashlight, a loving grappling hook, sharp plastic boomerang, and of course Batman's trademark gun

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Celluloid Sam posted:

fuckin awesome dude did you listen to kiss
never cared too much for KISS

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

PBS Newshour posted:

hawkeye is probably the closet but he has been made into a pretty good character recently, in the comics at least

"Ayyyyy hawk guy you wanna dog?"

"Hawkeye"

"Yeah's what I said, hawk guy!"

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


symbolic posted:

never cared too much for KISS

good man gene simmons is a tool do you like Yes

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

I had the black hole problem too, doctors told me I was going through a "Dying Star" phase. Good times.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Celluloid Sam posted:

good man gene simmons is a tool do you like Yes
i like "Roundabout" if that counts

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


symbolic posted:

i like "Roundabout" if that counts

i also like jojo

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

reallivedinosaur posted:

Hmm have you considered linux? It is a free alternative to microsoft and is free from government spies and also free from women.

I have it on good authority that it's a Hip Hop Operating System.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

Tom Gorman posted:

Because his belts are garbage compared to Batman.



You get a lil' flashlight, a loving grappling hook, sharp plastic boomerang, and of course Batman's trademark gun

I will assume that's a grappling gun, even though the barrel clearly shoots bullets.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Celluloid Sam posted:

i try to like you windows 98, i really do, but you are so gay

You know a lot of people are pretty gay around here.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Windows 98 posted:

You know a lot of people are pretty gay around here.

none so gay as you

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

FrankieGoes posted:

Why does Spider-Man have a belt buckle that projects a picture of his own face?

It's the Spider-Signal. He pretty much only uses it from issues #1-39 (Ditko's run). He basically just used it to shine on criminals and scare them, sort of like a Bat Signal but right into their face. When Romita took over with issue 40 they pretty much completely dropped that aspect of his costume. In issue #148 he suddenly remembers he has it (9 years later lol), and uses it as a spotlight in a pitch black building so he can see while fighting the Tarantula (who was really hired by the Jackal, revealed to be Peter's former high school biology teacher that took skin cells from Gwen Stacy and Peter in high school and proceeded to create the very first Gwen Stacy clone, 27 issues[2 years] after her death. Also the first Spider-Man/Peter clone that he has a battle with. They both think they are the real Spider-Man because obviously clones grow with the same memories and each thinks they are the true Peter Parker). I was going to whip up the CBR and screen grab the fight sequence cause it's actually pretty cool but ultimately he just shoves the dude out the window and into the daylight.

e: I did it anyway because I'm a huge fag



Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Mar 11, 2016

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

you look like annakin skywalker in the star wars prequel 2nd and 3rd movie

wish they used the same cgi effects

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I've got one that might be a little worse here.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Windows 98 posted:


e: I did it anyway because I'm a huge fag


I always liked the spider man cartoon over the comics as a kid because as bad as it was, one look at the comics and it was dumb stuff like clones, secrete clones, clones of aunt may, clones of flash thompson, retarded villains like the mexican spider, mary jane getting killed. Worse than the flash, spidey been done wrong.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Tom Gorman posted:

Because his belts are garbage compared to Batman.



You get a lil' flashlight, a loving grappling hook, sharp plastic boomerang, and of course Batman's trademark gun

A small child into comic books with a 32 inch waist sounds about right.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Here's a new clip with more spider-man in it.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Laughing Man posted:

I always liked the spider man cartoon over the comics as a kid because as bad as it was, one look at the comics and it was dumb stuff like clones, secrete clones, clones of aunt may, clones of flash thompson, retarded villains like the mexican spider, mary jane getting killed. Worse than the flash, spidey been done wrong.

The same reasons you hate the comics are the reasons I love them! To each their own I suppose :)

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

These movies are all turning into that fight scene from Matrix Reloaded, but instead of Smith clones it's superheroes pouring in from every doorway and alley.

Schlonged Again fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Mar 11, 2016

ozza
Oct 23, 2008


His "spider" symbol look like a tick

Tickman

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
So when is the MCU getting Squirrel Girl?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

ozza posted:

His "spider" symbol look like a tick

Tickman

Let's hope The TICK tv show with Patrick Warburton comes back like those rumours said.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009




e:

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

spiderman sounds like he's 12 and talking through a cheap mic

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


criscodisco posted:

So Hawkeye from the comics is also Hawkeye from Mash? I thought Hawkeye was the black guy with wings that got in a fight with Ant-man.

Nah that's The Falcon. His superpower is having a jetpack and being black. Like Warmachine but without the cool guns. Basically Cap's whole team in Civil War is A Bunch of Nobody Idiots. We've got Legolas with a Family (Hawkeye), weird sort of Slavic Freaky Girl Who is Not Magneto's Daughter in This Universe (Scarlet Witch), Black Guy with Wings, Tiny Man and Guy with Guns and One Robo Arm. Meanwhile Iron Man has Warmachine, Spider-Man, The Vision and Black Panther. Cap's gonna get loving stomped.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
He's definitely the least fuckable

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Skypizza posted:

I can think of a lot of heroes who could be the aquaman of marvel:

- Cyclops
- Wonder Man
- Sentry
- Namor
- Spider-Woman
- Hawkeye

Not Jubilee?

symbolic posted:

i like "Roundabout" if that counts

Roundabout owns

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Namor is a lot cooler than Aquaman

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I remember when spiderman made a deal with the devil after uncle aunt may got capped.

what a bitch boy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Windows 98 posted:

Namor is a lot cooler than Aquaman

Namor is Aquaman is Aquaman wasn't bitchmade af

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Maybe he webbed the edges of the lenses to his eyebrows and cheeks so they get pulled when he changes his facial expression?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
To be fair Aquaman in The Flashpoint Paradox was a merciless blood thirsty war monger with a thirst for fine pussy. And that was pretty cool.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Windows 98 posted:

To be fair Aquaman in The Flashpoint Paradox was a merciless blood thirsty war monger with a thirst for fine pussy. And that was pretty cool.

So he was Namor

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
It's good they are letting meme Spiderman have a chance to be in the movies.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Namor is dead because he was too much of an rear end in a top hat.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
My favorite webslinger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnoW6g-wtA

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