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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Tom Gorman posted:

Because his belts are garbage compared to Batman.



You get a lil' flashlight, a loving grappling hook, sharp plastic boomerang, and of course Batman's trademark gun

That's Batman's drop gun. If he's roughed up the wrong person a little too much, he just puts that by them and waits for Gordon.

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Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010

echronorian posted:

i dont like spidey hes always up to somethin

That wall crawling web head is a menace!🕸

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i am going to drop a bomb

i like cyclops

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

why do his loving costume eyes narrow at the end of the gif

that's really throwing me off actually

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
It even makes a camera lens motor whirr-and-click.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Festus The Fetus posted:

That wall crawling web head is a menace!🕸

I disagree vehemently. I think he's a threat, not a menace.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
windows 98 can you confirm one time spiderman killed mary-jane by pumping her full of radioactive semen for us?

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0een1_kd5I

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Fox should get Gareth Evans to direct a Wolverine movie.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

so is this the Miles Morales Spider-man? Cuz he sounds like a 14 y/o.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
Soooooooooo turns out he wasn't as lame as we (I) thought right?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

PBS Newshour posted:

i am going to drop a bomb

i like cyclops

why don't you drop a bomb





On yourself !!!

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
The new Spiderman reboot, will star Melissa McCarthy in the main role.....

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

JazzPaws posted:

The new Spiderman reboot, will star Melissa McCarthy in the main role.....

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does very little of what a spider can.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
What is this thread where did it come from who sent it where is am I am

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Skypizza posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrVegVI0Us







I won't judge before I see more footage of the new webslinger, or watch the movies itself, but from that short teaser I can tell the third cinematic Spider-Man is going to be mediocre.

Peter has idiot clones. Both have had good comic series

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



There aren't enough pictures of Spider-Man here. I demand pictures of Spider-Man.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Spider-Man has always been kind of lame, but I like playing as him in video games.

I liked that video game that Stan Lee a hack fraud did the narration for. The PSX Spiderman games were fun and colorful and I enjoyed the one where you fight Electro.

Spiderman games were good and Batman games were bad but now Batman games are good and Spiderman games are bad. What's even going on!?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Spider-Man has always been kind of lame, but I like playing as him in video games.

JJJ will kick your rear end

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Spider-Man has always been kind of lame, but I like playing as him in video games.

I liked that video game that Stan Lee a hack fraud did the narration for. The PSX Spiderman games were fun and colorful and I enjoyed the one where you fight Electro.

Spiderman games were good and Batman games were bad but now Batman games are good and Spiderman games are bad. What's even going on!?

batman returns on the snes was hells good because right off the bat (oogah) you're beating the poo poo out of literal clowns

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Spiderman games were good and Batman games were bad but now Batman games are good and Spiderman games are bad. What's even going on!?

Activision got the rights to push Spider-Man games for like 12 years and they like to run that poo poo into the ground.

For some reference of JUST how much that's true go look up the Tony Hawk 5 disaster. They shipped a loving tutorial on the disc and patched the game in later so they could release that pile of poo poo the day before the IP expired. The same people are responsible for the newer Spider-Man games.


Also..

8-Bit Scholar posted:

but now Batman games are good

Not if you have PC and get farmed out poo poo ports.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 10:37 on May 28, 2016

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Blazing Ownager posted:

For some reference of JUST how much that's true go look up the Tony Hawk 5 disaster. They shipped a loving tutorial on the disc and patched the game in later so they could release that pile of poo poo the day before the IP expired. The same people are responsible for the newer Spider-Man games.

Was that the latest one? Goddamn that was an ugly game.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
enjoy this spiderman tune, high quality rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0OIsQp1MfQ

Lamebot fucked around with this message at 12:52 on May 28, 2016

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
I don't understand why the movies always leave out spider-man's giant robot Leopardon. It's really important to the character.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Celluloid Sam posted:

how did they get permission from fox to have spiderman in this isnt captain america marvel cinematic unicersE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r_mkJMPZWE

The best part about spider man movies

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
To be more specific this is the best spider-man right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r_mkJMPZWE&t=237s

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