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I mean, I am human. Every time I see Matt, the cute new Publix cashier, I get a momentary image of what it'd be like to rip off those hipster glasses and just ride his nerdy face - but I don't run home and buzz up the vibrator, and we haven't known each other for 17 goddamn loving years.  I imagine many of us have been friendzoned. Is it possible to maintain a platonic relationship with someone you're consciously friendzoning, or is it unfair to them? Or is it just inevitable? Can two lesbians, or two gay guys, or straight man and a woman be friends without sexual tension? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsICgp7SAcI
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Every time I see Matt, the cute new Publix cashier, I get a momentary image of what it'd be like to rip off those hipster glasses and just ride his nerdy face - but I don't don't run home and buzz up the vibrator, and we haven't known each other for 17 goddamn loving years. what
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Mar 11, 2016 04:03
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i like titties
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Mar 11, 2016 04:04
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yo how is your regdate like that
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Mar 11, 2016 04:05
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Celluloid Sam posted:i like titties
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Mar 11, 2016 04:06
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can i shitpost in a thread i know is lovely?
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Mar 11, 2016 04:06
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YeahTubaMike posted:yo how is your regdate like that
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Mar 11, 2016 04:06
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YeahTubaMike posted:yo how is your regdate like that i had upwards of 500 posts a day according to my profile and lowtax was like holy gently caress that is insane so now, it is a much nicer number
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Mar 11, 2016 04:07
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If you are friendzoning somebody you are no better than the Nazis that flipped the switch when gassing Jews.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:08
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YeahTubaMike posted:what Eh... I just found out a guy I've been friends with since middle school is, uh... We were watching Arachnophobia. I bit his finger and he got a 100% boner. Awkward conversation.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:08
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Eh... I just found out a guy I've been friends with since middle school is, uh... holy poo poo an 100% boner!
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Mar 11, 2016 04:09
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Celluloid Sam posted:holy poo poo an 100% boner! Yeah, not like a half-chub - it was vertical.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:11
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Yeah, not like a half-chub - it was vertical. i would have licked it lol can you imagine
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Mar 11, 2016 04:11
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i mean...why were you biting his finger though not to say that his reaction isn't strange, but i have to ask
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Yeah, not like a half-chub - it was vertical. Call me
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Mar 11, 2016 04:12
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Captain Yossarian posted:Call me that dog has a phone
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Mar 11, 2016 04:14
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YeahTubaMike posted:i mean...why were you biting his finger though He hadn't seen the movie before, and I was scaring him throughout. When the giant screaming spider jumped out of the pipe onto Jeff Daniels, I nipped him. He caught me looking down. edit: turns out he's into biting. *wince* Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 11, 2016 |
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Mar 11, 2016 04:14
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Sex him real good?
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Mar 11, 2016 04:15
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Just gently caress that dude already, Christ.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:17
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that finger wasn't gonna bite itself
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Mar 11, 2016 04:18
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bite him (on the penis)
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Mar 11, 2016 04:20
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Men cannot be "friends" with women, hth
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Mar 11, 2016 04:21
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Just gently caress that dude already, Christ. Seriously, take pity on the guy. all you had to do was touch him and you got him completely erect. Stop being a BITCH.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:22
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Node posted:Seriously, take pity on the guy. all you had to do was touch him and you got him completely erect. whoa ho holy cow bro
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Mar 11, 2016 04:23
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hey op i notice that when you post recently its always something sexualised and/or has the fact you have a vagina somehow shoehorned in to the post or context also, you're asking the wrong question; it's not "am i being mean by friendzoning this guy?", it's "am i so bad that this guy only wants to hang with me on the off-chance he gets to dick me?"
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Mar 11, 2016 04:28
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Just gently caress that dude already, Christ. I have considered it, but it seems so weird after 17 years, and then where would we be? Besides I have a SO at the moment who wouldn't understand. But it's The Harry Met Sally question. Is it possible to have that kind of a friendship without eventual friendzoning?
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Mar 11, 2016 04:28
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yes? i dont know op
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Mar 11, 2016 04:28
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Who is hotter, cahsier or boyfriend? gently caress that one.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:31
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:I have considered it, but it seems so weird after 17 years, and then where would we be? Besides I have a SO at the moment who wouldn't understand. Its just loving, its a mechanical thing. Dont make it into a big deal. btw I am not the dude from the OP
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Mar 11, 2016 04:33
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Rakosi posted:hey op i notice that when you post recently its always something sexualised and/or has the fact you have a vagina somehow shoehorned in to the post or context Well, this is something that just happened two nights ago, and yes, you're right, that's exactly what I'm afraid of: that this relationship hasn't been what I though it was for a long long time.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:33
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To be fair if some chick is biting me all playfully then yeah I'm taking that as a signal
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Mar 11, 2016 04:34
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yo someone come sell me some weed
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Mar 11, 2016 04:35
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most humans can not disassociate their personal identity from their somewhat differentiated psycho-sexual identity so no not likely OP. Sad truth of it is, is that even sub consciously your animal brain is consistently working against you when dealing with humans you could theoretically have sex with namaste
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Mar 11, 2016 04:35
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Celluloid Sam posted:yo someone come sell me some weed Just use weedmaps.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Just use weedmaps. yeah weedmaps is gonna find me a dude for a gram come on man
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Mar 11, 2016 04:36
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its 2016 the age of the dub is over my man
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Mar 11, 2016 04:36
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Who is hotter, cahsier or boyfriend? gently caress that one. Cashier, but he's way too young. Of course, that just adds another layer: me deflowering him. edit: but again, that's just a one-minute thing while he's ringing up my strawberries. I haven't grown up with him. Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 11, 2016 |
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Mar 11, 2016 04:36
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getting dicked by a dude when you already have a dude makes you an apocalypse of a oval office, iirc you're just gonna have to dial back the physical contact to 0 for forever more cos i don't think your SO would be pleased if you're knowingly making a very close, longtime friend hard by touching him (which is going to be easier now after nibbling his finger)
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Mar 11, 2016 04:39
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You can always gently caress the guy and just not tell your bf. Then when you find someone better it will be easy to break up with him. That's like win-win-win.
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:I have a SO at the moment who wouldn't understand. So you're watching movies, biting fingers, noticing boners, and asking is it wrong if I don't gently caress him but keep him around just in case questions about him on the internet. Something tells me you won't have this problem for long.
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