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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So it came to my attention recently that there is a Women's magazine for the obese (American of course)



This got me to thinking about magazines for other "alternative" lifestyles. Personally, I am a raging alcoholic, so here is a magazine for me that deals with some of the issues I have daily



What other alternative lifestyle magazines would you guys like? Some ideas are:

- Furries
- My Little Ponies
- Walmart
- Crack
- Starcitizen and/or Hotdogs
- Transgender (maybe not this one, it's dangerous, use at your own peril!)
- Those adults that wear giant diapers and pretend to be babies.
etc.

spud fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Mar 11, 2016

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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Secrets to Self Love
Because nobody else will

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
any mags about taking a poo poo, cause I sort of need to take a poo poo right now

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I call magazines 'mags' by the way, to save time

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
A magazine made for and by dyslectic people who still like to write.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah well get making your magazines about making GBS threads and dyslexics you lazy bastards, I put a photoshop tag, not a words tag.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
i don't know photoshop, is excel OK?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im on my phone can i just post a picture of my dick?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pole dancing for whales lol

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

spud posted:

Yeah well get making your magazines about making GBS threads and dyslexics you lazy bastards, I put a photoshop tag, not a words tag.

askign someone else to do it is also a time saving measurement I came up with

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I love how the first two articles are about having a positive self-image and then at the bottom there's an article about make-up lmbo.

Christo3
May 1, 2013

Had a discussion with a friend about this. "Uri-Nation Monthly." The magazine you take with you to the porcelain throne with stories and other things about the daily grind of toilet activities.

Sounds terrible.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Wait a second, the first one is not a shop?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Mar 11, 2016

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ahundredbux posted:

I call magazines 'mags' by the way, to save time

I call 'em 'zines. Also I don't say "them" and instead say "'em."

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Gross Pet Haver Journal

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'd like to see MAGAZINE magazine, a magazine that caters to all your magazine needs - magazine reviews, top ten magazines list, reading tips and so much more!

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

bookmarked. voted 5 already.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Wait a second, the first one is not a shop?

Ok. I wasn't alone.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ScrubLeague posted:

I call 'em 'zines. Also I don't say "them" and instead say "'em."

'zines are a real thing though, underground magazines which were really cool back in the day.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Costco already has a magazine so I'm covered.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

ScrubLeague posted:

I call 'em 'zines. Also I don't say "them" and instead say "'em."

hmm a good time saving tip, we should put these in a mag ('zine)

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Ahundredbux posted:

hmm a good time saving tip, we should put these in a mag ('zine)

Word Truncator Monthly. The 'ator.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

I WOIULD sorry i would like to see a magazine on the subjerct of coffee tables and there are some fold out legs on the back and you can use the magazine as a cofee table but its not a good ideas because the magazine doesnt support much weight before colapsingh

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006


:effort:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

lonesomedwarf posted:

I WOIULD sorry i would like to see a magazine on the subjerct of coffee tables and there are some fold out legs on the back and you can use the magazine as a cofee table but its not a good ideas because the magazine doesnt support much weight before colapsingh

whatever, kramer

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Ahundredbux posted:

whatever, kramer

people dont applause and cheer when i burst into a thread

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
you're more like the post-racist comedy club incident Kramer

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

spud posted:

So it came to my attention recently that there is a Women's magazine for the obese (American of course)




Oh god. I thought that woman had hosed off after her TLC documentary. She's got the most irritating *sassy* :nyd: personality and constantly does this eyebrow raising face that makes you want to punch her.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I'd subscribe to this publication.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

lonesomedwarf posted:

people dont applause and cheer when i burst into a thread

*laugh track* kicks in, people hoot and holler

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

spud posted:

So it came to my attention recently that there is a Women's magazine for the obese (American of course)




more like FLAB U Plus

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
She fat

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Turn on your monitor

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

Secrets to Self Love
Because nobody else will

this really does sound like a list of tips to help people who are too fat to find their genitals masturbate

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
POLE
DANCING
FOR BEGINNERS

brb, buying titanium futures.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Don't matter what that pole is made out of, its seal with the ceiling and floor are gonna give out first

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

"A lifetime of tomorrows" is such a meaningless statement with so much unintentional sadness behind it.

Also - "Nine-Inch Diet" :crossarms:

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Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

spud posted:

I am a raging alcoholic, so here is a magazine for me that deals with some of the issues I have daily



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