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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Nine-Fingered Woman (done me ten kinds of wrong) -Slim Pickens and the Fox Boxes

Give me back my eatin stick -Fat gently caress O'Hanrahan and the Skinnies

Late Night Sneaky Uncle Sam - Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Let me tell you bout them Negroes - Cliven Bundy and the Fugitive Slave Act

Cracker Barrel Bathroom Blues- John Coulter and the Wide Stance Band

On my knees and on the pipe- Toothless Eddie Smiles

Hope You're Feelin Me (cause I'm Touchin' You) - Chargin Chester

Who's Beatin' Who? -Mac Lester and the Front Porch Orchestra

I Can Love You Like That (But I Ain't No Queer)- Jefferson Dicks and the Sons of Confederate Veterans

I'll Think of an Alibi Later-Billy Dee Alzheimers

Show me on the wallet (where he touched you) -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Single White Female (Missing and presumed dead) -High Yeller Hank and the James Earl Ray Memorial Band

Pickup Draggin' Pride Parade -Fargo Malhoon and the Twenty to Lifers

Love's Gonna Live Here (Down in My Basement) -Creepin Jasper Johnson

Negro Necktie -Cliven Bundy and the Fugitive Slave Act

Uncle Sam (Told Me it was our Secret) -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

I Can Tell By the Way you Move (You ain't gettin out of them ropes)- Big Buck and the Boy Scouts

For All the Crank in Carbon County- Doug Feelsome and the Mormons

Love Put a Tracker on My Ankle- Johnny and the Down Home Johnnys

My Uncle Sam Came into my Room Late at Night and Touched my Genitals- Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Let my Survival Rations be Your Pillow- Art Frewin and the Beef Jerky Boys

My Sister Left Me (for a Basset Hound) -Mad Dog Mike and the Cathouse Band

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
putting the oval office back in country

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKhJ2u7OtcY


this ones a real classic

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ilEIypWbo


Billy Connolly - My granny is a cripple in Nashville

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Pendulous Titties & EBT - Vernon Puffinburger & the Dropouts

Hard Up for a Downer - Pete Geecho & the Meth Babies

Two Broke Trucks Make One Good Truck - Tow Billy Bryson & the Road Heads

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I kiss my sister with my fist

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Ain't No Chinaman Gonna Be My President- John Birch and the Exclusion Act

She Left Love All Over Me- Messy Mike Toquerville

Big City (Full of Lyin Jews)-Billy Jack and the Jackbillies

Big Government Broke my Lapbone -Sneaky Pete and the playground boys

Queer Marriage (Shovin it down our throats) -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Mellow Yellow Meth-Lab Blues-Crippled Craig and his two left feet

Size 10 Adidas Abortion - Randall Cleets and the Alimony Street Band

My boy got sucked (into the stumpin machine) -Chipper Clem and the Woodsmen

Drad_Bert fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 11, 2016

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that radio stations callsign is oval office

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Celluloid Sam posted:

that radio stations callsign is oval office
No, its a contraction of country. Get your head out of the gutter

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Knocked up by a Retard -Lurleen Pickens and the extra chromosomes

Big Negro Buck (Scarin my woman) -Cliven Bundy and the Fugitive Slave Act

It felt like a kiss -Leann Platt and the basement stairs boys

Microwaved Grapefruit Blues - JJ Valdez and the Third Degree

Bend over and take it (Obama's Tax Hike) - Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Grandpa in the Rabbit Hutch - Ben Kevorkian and the Disorderlies

Negro Rapping Songs (Disrespect our women) -Mike Lester and the Bitchkickers

IRS done raped my paycheck -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Mexican Joe (stealin my job) -Cooter Cutter and the Filet

Bitch if you leave, I'll kill you- John "Jack" Daniels

Aggravated Love in the Third Degree- Georgia Fraternal Elks Ensemble

She wouldn't be gone (if she loved me)- Jealous Johnny Pipes

A white robe (and a red red bat) -Bubba Bedford Forrest and his Grand Wizards

It sure is divorce - Big Buck and the Boy Scouts

Daddy's money (buried in the woodpile) -Doug Feelsome and the Mormons

My Babymakers Busted- Art Frewin and the Beef Jerky Boys

Cleanin this gun (In case the Negroes come) -Cliven Bundy and the Fugitive Slave Act

Bombing Ragheads -Robert Lee Raymond

Can't Jerk my Guns Away -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Tequila (makes her forget stuff) -Creepin Jasper Johnson

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Show Me Your Butt & I'll gently caress It - Pastor Skeeter Fontaine & the Gibsonville Southern Baptist Choir

Skeeter Fontaine Stole My Kid From a Stucky's - Concerned Parent & Former Parishioner of Gibsonville Southern Baptist

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Dems pushin Obamacare (up my butt) -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Don't want no Niggers in the Rotary Club -Stickshift Johnson and the Tailpipe Band

Judge Pussy and the No-Alcohol Order -John "Jack" Daniels

Safety Glasses are for Faggots -Blind Chester Cotton

Cold Night, Hot Pocket -Messy Mike Toquerville

Mobile Home Business -Shadowbug Bobby and the Old Cranks

Carter Stole my Pension (and gave it to the Jews) -Billy Dee Alzheimers

Old Chest Freezer (Puttin my Problems on Ice) Randall Cleets and the Alimony Street Band

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Dolly Fartin' - Olean

Olean, olean, olean olean.... I'm begging of you please don't rek my rear end

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Amber Eyes, Amber Alert -High Yeller Hank and the James Earl Ray Memorial Band

Bit Coin Blues -Ben Garrison and the Objectivists

Potted Meat in a can (Put my meat in your can) -Fat gently caress O'Hanrahan and the Skinnies

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If it sounds country man thats what it is, a country song

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Back in My Day (We Hung Them There Negroes) - Paw Chudd feat. Jim Crow and Uncle Tom

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Scooter into my Heart - Pee-paw and the Rascals
Gin and Jesus - Duncan and the Wanks
A Tornado took my Wife (but they'll never take my guns) - Hungry "Hunter" Wallace

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

14 Wheels On My Single-wide (Because My Wife-Sister Is So Girthy) - Arkansas Family Matters Band

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
You Put the oval office in Country - Mark and Jolene Travis

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHuAqoHUs2g

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Dirty Little Hometown Girl - Cooder Graw.

Honky-tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins.

My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy - Cletus T. Judd

Who's Your Daddy - Toby Keith.

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenney Chesney.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Those are all real

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Cousin Lovin' - Cletus Bingham and the Ford F-150s

Blame it on the whiskey dick - Trevor Winchester

Love is like a can of dip - Buck Kkantern

If my daughter brings him home - King Corncob and the oval office Punters

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Hound dog don't love me no more - Hank Dogfucker and the Lawbreakers

Throwing Cowpies at each other, again - Jim Bob Coprophagia and the Funtime Feces Fsmily

All that Obama Drama - Skeeter Lee and White Boys Band

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Crosses Burnin', Muslims Learnin' - Klux and the Klan Boys

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Don't Need No Internets, Got My Newspaper - Cuntry Myles

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Luvcow posted:

Crosses Burnin', Muslims Learnin' - Klux and the Klan Boys

Klu, Klux, and the Klan sounds better imo

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Klu, Klux, and the Klan sounds better imo

It's country music it's all terrible regardless.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Klu, Klux, and the Klan sounds better imo

they were the other half of the original band before the split


Don't need no education to love this nation - Jon Klux (solo album)

Luvcow fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Mar 12, 2016

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Hoedown for Hitler - Oberführer Onslo Fatts

Love at first swing-Johnny and the Down Home Johnnys

My baby is a friend of the family (and her daddy is too) -Walter Wittol

Japs movin in next door-Billy Dee Alzheimers

Come down to the temple (and handle my snake) -Pastor Skeeter Fontaine & the Gibsonville Southern Baptist Choir

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Dog-Stompin Johnny -Bobby Bass and the Buttered Biscuits

Big Government (Reachin into my pants) -Jimmy Wales and the Admiralty Court

Arab Killin Jewboy -Chaim Bronstein and the Sonderkommandoes

Polock Pit Crew (Killed Dale Senior) -Speedy Gibson and the First Responders

Baby in a bucket -Lurleen Pickens

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
She farted (on my dick) - johnny cockfart

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Lovin my sister, till my parents found out - The Dugger Tabernacle Choir
Kissin Cousins make ugly kids - The Toothless Banjo Pickers

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So

I think we can make this an honorary country song due to the lyrics.

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