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As inhuman as it may sound, I believe it's way better to adopt a puppy than raise a child. I'm a 22 years old male, majoring Architecture, and single. So I might have no idea what the gently caress I'm talking about, but I feel it somewhat makes sense. -Kids don't love you as unconditionally as you love them, dogs however would sometimes love you more than you love them back. -Dogs are obedient AND creative, kids are rarely obedient and a creative kid is a rare gift from the hosed up gene pool. -Also you pay less for dogs and get back just as much love and affection, so its light on your pockets. Dogs are loving cute, kids are disgusting half the time, and when they get sick it's a whole new level of stress. Dogs visit your grave, at least one dog did, kids drop you in special homes to rot and die. Then show up in your funeral to find out you gave out the inheritance money to the local vet. I don't know if I will ever settle down with a life partner, but I'm certainly not having any whiny little brats.
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I'll go you one further OP, and say that my cats are also better than kids.
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Mar 11, 2016 22:25
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There was a scientific study that proved owning a leather jacket is like 10 times as satisfying as raising a child
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Mar 11, 2016 22:27
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 i didnt even read the op but
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Mar 11, 2016 22:32
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Having a pet is way less stressful, and equally rewarding. The rewards from having a child are greatly exaggerated. The costs of having one are not, though. Source: two kids, a cat, and a dog
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Mar 11, 2016 22:36
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Kids ruined my sisters marriage, has a dog ever ruined a marriage? I don't think so.
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Mar 11, 2016 22:37
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error1 posted:Kids ruined my sisters marriage, has a dog ever ruined a marriage? I don't think so. what if the dog eat the marriage certificate haha
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Mar 11, 2016 22:38
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I didn't even read the OP but kids are way stupider than dogs or anyone else who disagrees with anything I do or say
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Mar 11, 2016 22:40
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Celluloid Sam posted:what if the dog eat the marriage certificate haha lmao holy poo poo
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Mar 11, 2016 22:43
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you were a OP once kid
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Mar 11, 2016 22:45
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make me a building, fucker
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Mar 11, 2016 22:48
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My sister both have kids, so I get to play with them when they are being cool, and when they start the hellish screaming I can peace out. Pretty good deal.
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Mar 11, 2016 22:49
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i think you need a dakimakura, OP
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Mar 11, 2016 22:52
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symbolic posted:i think you need a dakimakura, OP Only if it is this one 
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Mar 11, 2016 22:53
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Why can't we talk about Gamergate. Real talk bitches.
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Mar 11, 2016 22:53
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Skypizza posted:Only if it is this one
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Mar 11, 2016 22:55
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Good luck getting dogs to work in a factory 14 hours a day
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Mar 11, 2016 22:57
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I like dogs, and kids. Put the two together and you have a great time.
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Mar 11, 2016 23:01
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kids riding dogs in some kind of a death race?
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Mar 11, 2016 23:03
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Luvcow posted:Good luck getting dogs to work in a factory 14 hours a day You'd be amazed at what you can teach a dog
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Mar 12, 2016 00:05
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A dog will never shoot you in the back with a .45 from the backseat.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:09
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Duh.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:A dog will never shoot you in the back with a .45 from the backseat. go ahead... make my day 
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error1 posted:Kids ruined my sisters marriage, has a dog ever ruined a marriage? I don't think so.  Das ist mein Bett
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Mar 12, 2016 00:33
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This is currently Lowtax's life.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:55
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LadyAmbien posted:This is currently Lowtax's life. what does your dog look like?
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Mar 12, 2016 00:57
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LadyAmbien posted:This is currently Lowtax's life. he gets cuckolded?
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Mar 12, 2016 00:59
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hey sid hey everyone else
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Mar 12, 2016 01:05
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LadyAmbien posted:This is currently Lowtax's life. The only thing I know about Lowtax is that he and his wife raise drat good kids and y'all need to stfuabout his family
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Mar 12, 2016 01:06
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Please remember this sentiment for the rest of your life and never reproduce, OP
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Mar 12, 2016 01:06
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LadyAmbien posted:This is currently Lowtax's life. I see zero problems I love this pic
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Mar 12, 2016 01:07
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SirEvelynTremble posted:what does your dog look like? 
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Commie NedFlanders posted:The only thing I know about Lowtax is that he and his wife raise drat good kids and y'all need to stfuabout his family But, the wife is me! THE WIFE IS ME!
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Mar 12, 2016 01:13
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That's one weird lookin dog. You should get it checked out I think dogs are only supposed to have one head
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Mar 12, 2016 01:15
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Amen to that bedside view sister!
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Mar 12, 2016 01:17
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Commie NedFlanders posted:
thi sis what happened to my marriage. he left me for a woman with lots of kids.
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i agree 100% the only upside to having human kids is that they might be inclined to take care of you when you're old. but i plan to be dead by 50 so Colonel Cancer posted:A dog will never shoot you in the back with a .45 from the backseat. heh topical reference ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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Dogs aren't people though.
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