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Bundle of Keys posted:Dogs aren't people though. speciest
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quoting post because the kyanka dogs always brighten my day and I am supremely jealous.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 05:09 |
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kids get less cute over time. dogs do not.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 05:24 |
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those are some beautiful pups i am entirely guessing but i bet they had like 2 dogs before smorkys wife went insane and then they bought 2 more dogs of the biting variety
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Oh, that explains why my PS3 controllers became gross and sticky after sitting unused in a drawer for the last couple years
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 08:32 |
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Bundle of Keys posted:Dogs aren't people though. you say that like it is a bad thing. people are awful, dogs are great.
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Celluloid Sam posted:I'll go you one further OP, and say that my cats are also better than kids. cattes own
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 08:58 |
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my daughter made me crepes last night and a dog has never made crepes so you're pretty much a dumbass op
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 12:21 |
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Having raised both puppies and kids from birth... Ill say that kids and puppies are identical the first 3 years in many ways. After that the kid becomes more intelligent.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 12:34 |
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Regardless of whether you think dogs are better or not I think we can all agree that corgi owners are insufferable
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 12:41 |
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Can a dog tell you it hates you and is going to call CPS because you won't let it do things that will probably kill it? No? Then you're wrong, OP.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:14 |
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woah makes u think
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:27 |
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lol if you're so starved for affection that you pretend a dog's instinctive displays of subservience are "unconditional love."
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:36 |
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what if im just really into total power exchange?
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Applewhite posted:lol if you're so starved for affection that you pretend a dog's instinctive displays of subservience are "unconditional love." i love to pash my dog in front of people
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:36 |
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If I had kids, I would probably teach them to poo poo on the lawn and piss on fire hydrants/trees.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:53 |
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My dogs probably won't stick me in a home when I get old/senile/gross, so +1 dogs
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:56 |
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nieces and nephews are the best kinds of kids to have imo
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Sgt. Cosgrove posted:My dogs probably won't stick me in a home when I get old/senile/gross, so +1 dogs because they'll be dead by then
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vols bitch posted:my daughter made me crepes last night and a dog has never made crepes so you're pretty much a dumbass op
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Volume posted:There was a scientific study that proved owning a leather jacket is like 10 times as satisfying as raising a child And how!
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dogs are loving awesome delightful dogs only need to go out 2 to 3 times a day, and they will literally piss themselves with exitement every time bastard brats need to get thrown out of the house every time they need to go to school, or kindergarten, or college or something, and will whine and moan every time delightful dogs will fall over themselves with joy when you come back from anywhere , no matter how many minutes you were actually there bastard brats will roll their eyes at you and ask if you brought cereal with an annoyed tone, then scoff when you didnt delightful dogs will cuddle with you any time of the day, and are perfectly happy with a belly rub every once in a while bastards kids will call the police on you because of "bad touch", yeah right ungrateful shitheads
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We once had a Pygmy goat (or a kid if you will), he was funny, hung out with the dogs and seemed to think he was a dog. He was a non stop crap factory though so I'm inclined to agree with op that dogs are better than kids
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Kuato posted:We once had a Pygmy goat (or a kid if you will), he was funny, hung out with the dogs and seemed to think he was a dog. He was a non stop crap factory though so I'm inclined to agree with op that dogs are better than kids for the sake of the story i will
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symbolic posted:that's because you never gave the dog the opportunity once again dog reaches the glass ceiling and can succeed no further. while the white woman enjoys all the privilege
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:52 |
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OP you obviously have poor judgement since Architecture consistently ranks pretty loving low on employability and pay.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:OP you obviously have poor judgement since Architecture consistently ranks pretty loving low on employability and pay. I'm still studying, so that was something you pulled out of your rectum. Good source of research tho. Update, I still love dogs more than kids.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 19:17 |
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let's just get morally inept and aatrek in here to debate this and settle the issue
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 06:29 |
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kids should be neutered like dogs, hth
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Applewhite posted:lol if you're so starved for affection that you pretend a dog's instinctive displays of subservience are "unconditional love." many of things dogs do are actually them thinking you're their bitch not vice versa.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 06:43 |
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Bundle of Keys posted:Dogs aren't people though. That's never been proven.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 06:47 |
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Raffel like 3 or 4 of the mutts off to goons who need a pet with a face?
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:15 |
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Just don't call them your fur babies and talk about them in a way that could confuse others into thinking that they are your kids.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:27 |
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The only good dog is every dog I like foreign kids
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donkey salami posted:I like foreign kids says jared fagle
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vols bitch posted:my daughter made me crepes last night and a dog has never made crepes so you're pretty much a dumbass op Yeah but I bet they sucked because crepes are a delicate thing to make and kids are bad at everything. At least a dog won't even try to make you a bad crepe.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 08:17 |
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I just like not paying attention Like when you post
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Wicker Man posted:Just don't call them your fur babies and talk about them in a way that could confuse others into thinking that they are your kids. I do what I want bitch
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Skypizza posted:Dogs are loving cute, kids are disgusting half the time I agree that dogs > kids but dogs are disgusting too. The other day my dog ate a napkin and when she tried to poop it out it just dangled from her butthole while she looked at me in sheer terror. I had to pull it out
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