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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

drunk dog posted:

i delivered jimmy johns to a hilary store front yesterday. had to stop myself from not pulling my dick out

what was the mans name? just out of curiosity. :allears:

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SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

dad gay. so what posted:

what was the mans name? just out of curiosity. :allears:

Hilary :airquote:

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
2 snypes 1 thread, 2 girls 1 cup

e; f

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

lots of truth in this thread... drat....well peace. gotta go blow the ol' lady... brb
if by "ol' lady" you mean "a big bottle of whiskey" then ya i'm gonna do that too

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/708479849350844417

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
rip

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Y-Hat posted:

if by "ol' lady" you mean "a big bottle of whiskey" then ya i'm gonna do that too

no i just needed to take a "wizz" :smug: im back. whats up?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

The Goatfather posted:

bring out the incendiary pigs

or was that elephants

maybe it was camels that freak horses out. do they have any camels in chicago

Roman used flaming pigs iirc.

birdcall
Dec 6, 2013

by Lowtax
i enjoy the fear of watching trump haters

i enjoy watching breitbart turn their back on trump after semi-supporting him because he said he's OK w/ israel

i enjoy watching fat/sexually confused/unemployed ppl get angry at a man who really doesn't control anything

most of all i enjoy the fact that "usa, sucks, america is the worst, americans r dumb .... pals" while the entire world watches our primaries and other irrelevant poo poo

don't try to talk when it's in your mouth, we don't want to hear it, and its a little uncomfortable

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

AEMINAL posted:

oh. so it's all about who can dumb down issues the most?

the whole jobs thing suddenly makes sense...

duhh im just gonna entrust this person to make jobs out of nothing without hearing anything of the job making policy in detail at all adn hope for the best

USA UISA USA USA Lmao

I don't like trump at all but lmfao if you don't think this is exactly how obammer got his job 2

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i might get drunk tonight

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Orkin Mang posted:

i might get drunk tonight

same, but kill myself

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I've drank 4 pints and ate a pickle. Life is good.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

i would endorse him fo sho

who would be his running mate?

nooner could do it probably

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Happy Hedonist posted:

I've drank 4 pints and ate a pickle. Life is good.

my dil has 4 stars on yelp, which review was yours?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

That Robot posted:

nooner could do it probably

when is that faggo off of probie?

f/e sunday?

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Feranon posted:

they shoulda waited until trump was there and just rushed the stage and killed him instead of getting in a dumb street fight w/ his supporters

probably not secret service worthy but lowtax will likely be familiar with them by november if trump is the nominee

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this has to be a "double-cross" or a really high level thing. there is no way "cruz" can be having the newsie and dou... holy poo poo this whole thing might be FIXED

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
who would have predicted a "riot". nice job. (now im dead)

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
It appears a good number of his supporters didn't get the memo. :lol:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder why all those billionaires were in georgia (sea island) last week unscheduled and suddenly like a hike. weird.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Windows 98 posted:

Wow really high effort thread here pal. Nice link or quote of some current event thing. Oh wait.



ya seriously

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

we wish, dont sign your posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its almost like they were the most highly politically connected companies and politicians in the world. hmm. oh well :shrug:

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
krillary plankton?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
and "drunk dog" is an ATF, FBI and CIA deep OPS get tge gently caress OIUT, NARC NARC *pillowcase*

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

SilkyP posted:

I don't like trump at all but lmfao if you don't think this is exactly how obammer got his job 2

Trump is reverse Obama and it's genius

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I've eaten two pickles this evening as of right now. Line 'em up boys, I'm on a roll.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
At Secretive Meeting, Tech CEOs And Top Republicans Commiserate, Plot To Stop Trump


and now this happens ....... coincidence?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

dad gay. so what posted:

and "drunk dog" is an ATF, FBI and CIA deep OPS get tge gently caress OIUT, NARC NARC *pillowcase*

yo if lo-lo doesnt make a conspiritard subforum MY SHITPOSTING IMPROVED AFTER THE ACCIDENT

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

im just gonna quote you here instead of reply'ing in your lovely thread hth

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

VikingSkull posted:

Trump is reverse Obama and it's genius

Amabo

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/708485259109736448

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

Trump is reverse Obama and it's genius

possible doublecross: double reverse as they say. a real mind-gently caress. get out while you can switch to channel 24 beeble repeat 24 beeble

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

lol @ turning to the video

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Windows 98 posted:

Wow really high effort thread here pal. Nice link or quote of some current event thing. Oh wait.



Wrap it up op

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Trump got rioted by a bunch of bern bros, but he was asking for it because he spoke provocatively.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

this has to be a "double-cross" or a really high level thing. there is no way "cruz" can be having the newsie and dou... holy poo poo this whole thing might be FIXED

what do u think about ted cruz?

some goon said cruz looked like a mortuary worker with a poo poo-eating grin after loving a bunch of corpses, and id have to agree. cruz is a dead person fucker and he looks like he's gonna cry.

also hes a dominionist so he wants theocratic law in the us

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

what do u think about ted cruz?

some goon said cruz looked like a mortuary worker with a poo poo-eating grin after loving a bunch of corpses, and id have to agree. cruz is a dead person fucker and he looks like he's gonna cry.

also hes a dominionist so he wants theocratic law in the us

it doesnt mater what i think. the fix is in. sorry

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
politics gay, so what

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