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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i would absolutely lie to a lawyer or a judge about w/e i needed to so that i could get selected for a jury and then obstinately force everyone else to vote for innocence or at the v least a hung jury gotta play out my 12 angry men fantasy or as my high school called it, 12 angry jurors
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:ooh well lah dee dah mr "i watch law and order and know how to lawtalk" bird law
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:05 |
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I'm getting the promotion! probably. my boss totally called me out on not giving a gently caress whatsoever about the job for the first 6 months as a way of saying how much I've impressed her, which is fair cuz I didn't
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:12 |
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a pal of mine was on a rape case from 1980 (in 2015) and the deliberation took 4 loving days because all the white men said 'we have to wait for more evidence' if i was in that room htf would you not strangle those people
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:12 |
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graph posted:a pal of mine was on a rape case from 1980 (in 2015) and the deliberation took 4 loving days because all the white men said 'we have to wait for more evidence' seems like there wouldn't be a lot of evidence from a case that old. geez i'd hate to be on something like that where it's just one person's word against the other
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:26 |
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no one deserves to be in american prison tho
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:27 |
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hey cool we have a serial killer runnin around here
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:29 |
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a Muslim rabbi?!?!?!
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:30 |
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sorry that was tasteless but seriously it's only to cover the blind rage
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:31 |
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we had two at the same time in my hometown when i was a dumbass teen so this is nothing
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:32 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:we had two at the same time in my hometown when i was a dumbass teen so this is nothing were they also killing people for being Muslim because that's definitely what is happening here
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:33 |
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on topic, someone sent out a FRANTIC nextdoor post yesterday linking to the sex offender registry maps of our area just freaking out about how many of them exist among us and warning everyone to stay indoors and not go out.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:36 |
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Al! posted:were they also killing people for being Muslim because that's definitely what is happening here the people in my hometown were murdered for the much more legitimate reason of being white college girls yeah it's deffo a hate crime so i wonder how long the news will try and dance around this fact
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:36 |
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Sniep posted:on topic, someone sent out a FRANTIC nextdoor post yesterday linking to the sex offender registry maps of our area just freaking out about how many of them exist among us and warning everyone to stay indoors and not go out. that app that showed the sex criminals near you was always a great party game in nola i had a lady who got caught loving unspecified animals like a block from me (and like 5 convicted prostitutes)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:37 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that app that showed the sex criminals near you was always a great party game i wonder how much the sex offender list would shrink if we quit criminalizing things like peeing outside and also gave kids proper sex education and quit covering up titties on tv so that everyone doesn't grow up all hosed in the head about healthy sexual outlets bestiality, though, that's a difficult one. i guess it comes down to "the animal can't consent to the sex" but we kill animals for food and keep them imprisoned in cages and they can't consent to that either, so??? seems to me if the animal isn't getting hurt, what's the big deal (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:40 |
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Sagebrush posted:i wonder how much the sex offender list would shrink if we quit criminalizing things like peeing outside and also gave kids proper sex education and quit covering up titties on tv so that everyone doesn't grow up all hosed in the head about healthy sexual outlets i got probed last time i poasted the way-too-earnest housewife's beginner's guide to loving dogs (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:43 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i got probed last time i poasted the way-too-earnest housewife's beginner's guide to loving dogs kuro5hin is bad Sagebrush posted:seems to me if the animal isn't getting hurt, what's the big deal mods???
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:44 |
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well, yeah, having sex with animals is still gross AF and i don't want to hear about it if people are doing it. but i don't think it's really worth being a crime as trudeau said, "there's no place for the state in the barns of the nation"
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Sagebrush posted:i wonder how much the sex offender list would shrink if we quit criminalizing things like peeing outside and also gave kids proper sex education and quit covering up titties on tv so that everyone doesn't grow up all hosed in the head about healthy sexual outlets This is dangerous poo poo to post on SA, my friend.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:45 |
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Sagebrush posted:well, yeah, having sex with animals is still gross AF and i don't want to hear about it if people are doing it. but i don't think it's really worth being a crime lol.
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cls: have associates degree learning java maybe next ill move to pittsburgh
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:46 |
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Sagebrush posted:well, yeah, having sex with animals is still gross AF and i don't want to hear about it if people are doing it. but i don't think it's really worth being a crime heh
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papa_november posted:lol nope why people lurk cjs. post your current job status, papa_november.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:46 |
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my cjs: xamarin still sucks
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:47 |
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cfs: I make the time for a milky way. you get the goodness of a quarter cup of milk in every bar. sit back, think about natural cane and corn sugars. and thick thick chocolate in a milky way bar. I really count on milky way.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:47 |
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Jonny 290 posted:This is dangerous poo poo to post on SA, my friend. fair enough. it's an interesting thought experiment, though. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:48 |
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thinking about loving animals isn't an interesting thought experiment you idiot hell fucker
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:48 |
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what if one your last recorded communications before your head was ripped off by a sheared guardrail was that it's okay to have sex with dogs :p
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:49 |
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graph posted:a pal of mine was on a rape case from 1980 (in 2015) and the deliberation took 4 loving days because all the white men said 'we have to wait for more evidence' mine was a rape case and I'm pretty sure me and the other 20-something white guy were the defense's favorites unfortunately for him we both turned out to be man-hating Social Justice Warriors
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i got probed last time i poasted the way-too-earnest housewife's beginner's guide to loving dogs the phrase "filling me up with his puppies" haunts me to this very day you fucker (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:51 |
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peeing outside is a sexual act - grown up adult legislators
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:57 |
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goddamnit i can't find that mp3 of fragmaster reading some personals ad from a "totally passable" crossdresser who wanted to gently caress a large dog or a horse
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 21:57 |
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graph please do the needful
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 22:01 |
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i know some horse girls irl who i'm pretty suspicious of
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:we had two at the same time in my hometown when i was a dumbass teen so this is nothing how odd that a serial killer strikes in the towns you live in. hmm
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OldAlias posted:thinking about loving animals isn't an interesting thought experiment you idiot hell fucker maybe you're thinking about loving animals. i'm thinking about the social and cultural implications. correct me if i'm wrong, but the main arguments are either that the animal can't consent or public health, right? if you are concerned about the animal giving consent, you must also condemn eating meat and keeping pets. if you're concerned about public health, regulation could probably address that in the way that it does for regulated prostitution. maybe not, i don't know what sorts of diseases people get from loving horses. other than those two it basically comes down to "it's gross" or "the bible said no", right?
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closed for animalfucking chat, great job idiots
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