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how me a frog posted:No comedy allowed in this thread, this is seriuous GBS business. TIA the comedy is you
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how me a frog posted:No I was gonna write If you let your gf gently caress other guys well I've got news for you my friend, you're a drat fool.
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Mar 14, 2016 23:00
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Raw animal attraction
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Mar 14, 2016 23:03
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:Raw animal attraction dont sine youre posts
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Mar 14, 2016 23:59
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Voted 5 for cück
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Mar 15, 2016 00:34
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I dunno. Public forums relationship drama just isnt the same since roboshit's wacky methadventures
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Mar 15, 2016 00:48
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lol OP you are an enormous "r" word loving making us millenials look bad bruh cut it out
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Mar 15, 2016 00:55
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Crash_N_Burn posted:I dunno. Public forums relationship drama just isnt the same since roboshit's wacky methadventures mooseface and his fat (ex)wife was better, imo.
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Mar 15, 2016 13:30
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Carmant posted:If you let your gf gently caress other guys well I've got news for you my friend, you're a drat fool. No, no, it's a testament to how much we love each other. You monogomizers just don't trust each other enough. 
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Mar 15, 2016 13:39
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how me a frog posted:There are a few things you probably need to know for this to make sense. hmm seems like a narcissist who can only see things in terms of themself quote:Why are you so cynical about open relationships? Jealous much? ah
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Mar 15, 2016 13:42
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How many coats of paint is that godamn! I agree with Enfield on all of this.
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Mar 15, 2016 13:51
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You and your "girlfriend" are both crazy jerks op.
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Mar 15, 2016 15:35
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autists dating autists, autists falling in love with autists, what a world we have created
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Mar 15, 2016 15:47
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i came home really drunk once and my gf was mad because she stayed up thinking i was going to call her for a ride home (i might have said this) i asked what i could do to make it up to her and she said "travel back in time and tell me you were getting a ride home" so i said "ok!!" and started to run backwards really fast and tripped over a shoe rack and made a man-sized hole in the drywall later the random chick who drove me home sent me pictures of her tits. all in all a good night
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Mar 15, 2016 16:34
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i came home really drunk once and my gf was mad because she stayed up thinking i was going to call her for a ride home (i might have said this) That's a strange thing to be mad about.
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Mar 15, 2016 17:16
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i saw some chipmunks having sex a couple days ago. i love those cute lil guys
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Mar 15, 2016 17:22
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Mozi posted:i saw some chipmunks having sex a couple days ago. i love those cute lil guys Do they do it doggystyle?
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Mar 15, 2016 17:23
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they did, the little perverts
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Mar 15, 2016 17:29
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how me a frog posted:That's a strange thing to be mad about. Really? Seems pretty reasonable to me. If somebody asked me to stay up to give them a late night ride and then found another without telling me, I'd be pretty mad unless they didn't have their phone on them or something.
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Mar 15, 2016 17:31
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how me a frog posted:That's a strange thing to be mad about. tbf she wasnt that mad (except when i broke the wall)
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Mar 15, 2016 17:42
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:tbf she wasnt that mad (except when i broke the wall) maybe it's cause I'm not her but that sounds funny enough that I wouldn't have been mad anymore
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Mar 15, 2016 17:45
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:Op can you please, for posterity's sake, make an exhaustive list of the numerous mental illnesses you and your girlfriend have
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Mar 15, 2016 18:03
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maybe if we all had a label of our various mental illnesses we could enjoy posting more and provide a less triggering environment
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Mar 15, 2016 18:04
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Nation posted:maybe if we all had a label of our various mental illnesses we could enjoy posting more and provide a less triggering environment there should be a program that can take our posting history and determine our mental illnesses
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Mar 15, 2016 18:07
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:there should be a program that can take our posting history and determine our mental illnesses i'll build the website
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Mar 15, 2016 18:13
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I don't have a girlfriend so going to be is stress free for me every night
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Mar 15, 2016 18:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i'll build the website I'll design the logo! I can't really design though, but I have some great ideas for the logo. All I need is some artists to put it all together, but that's the easy part. edit: Not related but I can't believe this loving rear end in a top hat got me yet again. 
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Mar 15, 2016 20:23
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I had a funny sex story that happened yesterday but I consulted Mrs. how me a frog and she said I couldn't post it. Sorry.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:30
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how me a frog posted:I had a funny sex story that happened yesterday but I consulted Mrs. how me a frog and she said I couldn't post it. Sorry. you're pussy whipped
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Mar 16, 2016 00:34
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I've sat here and ran it through my mind a couple times and I've come to the conclusion that no one would try to get into a door with a knife like that unless they intended to stab you. If she wanted the door open she could of loving banged on the thing, but no, she wanted to sneak in your room. To kill you.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:35
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Yes I am a feeble minded animal and I really, really want you to believe that if you push me enough I will post this funny sex story, despite the fact that my partner has explicitly told me not to. She's reading the thread now. Have some sympathy.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:44
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She's reading the thread? Hey lady, why do you want to kill this guy? What did he do to you??
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Mar 16, 2016 00:46
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Jim Barris posted:She's reading the thread? Hey lady, why do you want to kill this guy? What did he do to you?? You appear to be simple, you aware one cannot post without an account? Nice avatar by the by, gurgling in the backwash of the biggest blight that has ever stricken GBS must be very rewarding.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:57
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MICROBE. BUY T-SHIRT. DROPSY CLOWN. FIVE YEARS LATER: NOBODY CARES. YOU HAVE CUM WELL IN GBS.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:59
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you both sound like horrible people
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Mar 16, 2016 01:00
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im going to buy a grumpy cat shirt and wear it all the time so people know im grumpy
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Mar 16, 2016 01:08
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Enfield posted:you both sound like horrible people Fair point. We live well though. Stay in school kids. You on the other hand seem like an angry, unbalanced man, or woman. Get help. It is available.
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Mar 16, 2016 01:09
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how me a frog posted:Fair point. We live well though. Stay in school kids. You on the other hand seem like an angry, unbalanced man, or woman. Get help. It is available. i have severe mental illnesses in my brain
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Mar 16, 2016 01:10
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Enfield posted:i have severe mental illnesses in my brain I have heard whispers of experts that could help you with this kind of thing. None of them are likely to be something awful forums members.
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how me a frog posted:I have heard whispers of experts that could help you with this kind of thing. None of them are likely to be something awful forums members. This is a perfect opportunity to try out this new party trick I've been working on. I can guess your weight based on your SA thread. OP, I'm getting about 500-550 lb weight total vibe, between the two of you... is that correct?
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