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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

Is Alex the permabanned user Dare who was making accts during the week or is this a separate and unrelated sadman?

It's me I'm the Canadian who works at Wal-Mart in the retard masturbator department and live with my mom and pedophile dad. I spend my free time being real angry at Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka for banning me from his Internet forums. I'm committing many counts of financial fraud using my pedodads credit card to mildly inconvenience him as we speak. I'll show that fucker what's up :smug:

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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

Is Alex the permabanned user Dare who was making accts during the week or is this a separate and unrelated sadman?

Yes. Because it's his username on that stupid TribalWar forum as well.


http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=681270

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
you know what they say, better Nae than Levert

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

wiley e. sheep posted:

thanks for unfairly probating me for telling dgsw to kill himself

you should be perma banned you fiend

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Lowtax posted:

Because neither our gateway nor processor offers that ability, and I cannot do it on our end because CC numbers are encrypted to us so we have no idea what his CC is.

What about blocking a specific billing address?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

thus continued the trend of people from tribalwar being dopes

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Infidel Castro posted:

What about blocking a specific billing address?
Again, no billing or personal info is handled on our end. We can only use the tools Authorize.net and CDG Commerce offer, and neither of them allow blocking certain cards or addresses or names.

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
You're going to have to block all of Canada. It's the only way to be sure.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

This kid deserves what he gets. Additionally, this is good comedy. Thanks fearless leader!

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

NObodiesGeek posted:

You're going to have to block all of Canada. It's the only way to be sure.

No big loss

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

lowtax, if you suspect the credit cards are stolen you might wanna call his employer the LCBO (1 (800) 668-5226) or toronto police (416-808-7300 ) rather than his parents

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I thini saw this kid at oasis aqualounge

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

DoctorStrangelove posted:

40 accounts? Holy gently caress that's $400. Jesus.

Yeah, but that's them Canadian metric dollars.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
you should make his dad a mod, he's already got all the necessary qualifications and he can give his son a stern talking to after each banning

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if you want to do anything about this i would do it quickly, its gonna hit 16*c up here in the north pretty soon and we're all legally required to go outside for the rest of the day

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

FuhrerHat posted:

lowtax, if you suspect the credit cards are stolen you might wanna call his employer the LCBO (1 (800) 668-5226) or toronto police (416-808-7300 ) rather than his parents
I don't think they're stolen, I just think he's an autistic, insane moron

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





what mental disorder does this kid have?

he's not entertaining and cool like kyoon so he needs to gently caress off

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Lowtax posted:

I don't think they're stolen, I just think he's an autistic, insane moron

oh. thats why he got the LCBO job then. cool!

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh

gleebster posted:

Yeah, but that's them Canadian metric dollars.

Actually, it's more like $530 Canadian dollars which is great. Blame Toronto, the worst place on Earth.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bradzilla posted:



This loser has a really punchable face

Woah that's anti-semitic dude not cool

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

CharlestonJew posted:

you should make his dad a mod, he's already got all the necessary qualifications and he can give his son a stern talking to after each banning

dad mod, touch butt

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

LadyAmbien posted:

Yes. Because it's his username on that stupid TribalWar forum as well.

Im still trying to get my head around his ex-girlfriend's inexplicable decision to break up with some marginally employed goofyfaced druggie with a handful of burning scrabble tiles for a brain.

Perhaps he is too

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Lowtax I tried to call you and it immediately ended the call. can you sign into skype please.

e: I promise this is for comedy reasons and not for harassing reasons

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Cowman posted:

what mental disorder does this kid have?

The disorder that develops after dealing with the clientele from Walmart, apparently.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

Lowtax I tried to call you and it immediately ended the call. can you sign into skype please.

Lol if you don't think he has your # blocked

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I honestly thought he was just a Markov chain word bot for the longest time

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

gannyGrabber posted:

Lol if you don't think he has your # blocked

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

Lowtax I tried to call you and it immediately ended the call. can you sign into skype please.

e: I promise this is for comedy reasons and not for harassing reasons

Are you going to beg to be a mod again?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Mange Mite posted:

Are you going to beg to be a mod again?

Wow way to ruin the loving joke you dick nugget

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

Wow way to ruin the loving joke you dick nugget

"Joke"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Yes. Much like your life.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

Yes. Much like your life.

Dont you work at a gas station

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Lowtax, you are on to something here: I would pay you $$$ for you to call other goon's parents and leave voicemails or talk with them about how terrible that goon is.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cowman posted:

what mental disorder does this kid have?

he's not entertaining and cool like kyoon so he needs to gently caress off

I think he just wants to be a twirter siperstar

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Lowtax, you are on to something here: I would pay you $$$ for you to call other goon's parents and leave voicemails or talk with them about how terrible that goon is.

Or maybe it can be a service where you arrange for the parents to call them directly and tell them what a disappointment they are

The money would come from selling the recordings

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Darkman Fanpage posted:

yeah let's think about the feelings of the stupid rear end in a top hat that is so mad about being permabanned for justified reasons that he's spent a week making new accounts, spamming with them, getting banned, and then calling his bank up to lie about not making the purchases.

lying to the bank is proveable because he has posted on here so there's a record of it

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Just a heads up that I don't think that the guy whose FB was found, and pictures posted on here are the same Alex Levert, so I'm going to remove them until it's confirmed that they are one in the same.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Windows 98 posted:

Yes. Much like your life.

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
you could email the credit card company with the proof of purchases and usage and they might stop him from trying to cancel the transactions

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